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Chapter 7: The Drunken Typist
The chapter: Sakura's Heart, isn't coming out today. I wasn't ready to move onto that chapter yet. Yeah, I loved writing the ninja part in the last chapter. I have a shirt that says: I'm Ninja (You can't see me) and I didn't realize I was wearing it till I read the chapter again. Sorry for not getting a chapter up yesterday; I had out of town family come in, so I was forced to entertain them, instead of write a new chapter. Anyway, I plan to write a few more chapters over events in SasuSaku's relationship. So, hopefully you like this one and the ones that will come afterwards. Next Chapter: Secret Library Meeting. Enjoy!
Sakura had been reading Sasuke's e-mails for longer than most would have bothered too. She had reached e-mails that were dated around the start of their relationship and couldn't stop laughing.

"Ha! I never understood why he came in the first place!"

Dear Sakura

Do you ned to ask wy I agre to go wt you to the mal? I cnt let you go shopn alone. The malk has the hihest pertage for the 'gys hitn on gils' rato. And I kno yu can tke care offfff yosef, notng I do, I do to conl you. But is jst too fun to glr at gys to scar them off.

Plus, is esy wwwy to gettt yu to go ot drnkin.

Oh shit, I tink I migt of wke yu up!

SEX GOD!

Sakura almost fell off the floor laughing. She had remembered that day, but especially that night, when Sasuke had gotten drunk.

'He isn't a very good typist when he is drunk.'

Sakura was in front of the dressing room's triple mirror, looking at herself in one of the new outfits Ino had recommended she buy. She had her thirteenth on and liked the color of the top, but hated the style of the pants.

Sigh.

"Don't give me that look."

"You can't even see me, how do you know what look I'm giving you."

"Because it's the look you always give me when you are bored."

"Hn."

"I told you I was going shopping. You didn't have to come."

"Yes I did."

She stepped back into the waiting area in front of the dressing room. Sasuke was seated on a pink sofa, bent over, looking at Sakura.

"Is that so?"

"Yes."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?"

"Because I wanted too."

"Liar."

She stepped back to the mirror, before entering her changing room.

"When are you going to be done?"

"When I've tried everything on."

"And when's that going to be."

"You don't have to stay here and wait for me. Go to the food court or something. I'll call you when I'm done."

"I can't do that."

"Jeez, what is with you today?"

"Is it so odd for me to want to spend time with my girlfriend?"

She popped her head out, half way changed.

"Yes."

"I resent that."

"And I resent your controlling manner."

"I'm not controlling you. If anyone's controlling anyone, it's you who is controlling me!"

"I told you, you don't have to stay."

"But I have too."

'He can be such a baby sometimes.'

She only sighed at his utmost refusal to leave. But honestly, she adored that he was here. They had only been going out a few months and she was worried that not seeing each other a lot would hurt their relationship.

"Sakura, where are you? Oh, hi Sasuke. I didn't know you came."

"I had to come."

"He did not!"

"Sakura, how could you be so cruel and drag your boyfriend to a ladies store."

"I did not drag him, he volunteered to come. And don't even lecture me; you do it to your boyfriends all the time."

She stepped out of the dressing room with a pile of clothes in each arm.

"Left, keep, Right, eek!"

"Aww, but the right is most of the stuff I picked out. Don't you like my clothes?"

"I like them on you, but on me… It looks like I'm asking for every guy in the place to hit on me."

"What are you saying? That I'm asking for it?"

"Yes."

"Sakura!"

"Ino!"

"Now you see why I had to come."

"Not really."

"Never mind. Give me the ones you don't want, I'll give them to the clerk."

When the three walked out, Sakura noticed the dressing room attendant slightly flirting with Sasuke. He gave her the clothes and walked off. Clearly annoyed by her flirting.

"Girls…"

"Pardon?"

"Other girls."

"That's better!"

She leaned against him and gave him a kiss on the lips after she set the clothes she was buying on the counter.

"That'll be $475.19."

"Yikes! I don't have that much!"

"Here."

She looked over to see Sasuke pull out his credit card and hand it to the man behind the counter.

"Sasuke, you don't have to pay for these."

"Think of them as an early Christmas present."

"Aww, that's so sweet. I wish I had a boyfriend that bought things for me."

"You make every boyfriend buy things for you. I don't think you've paid for a pair of shoes since you were fourteen."

"I know how to work a man."

"Yeah, to the bone. Then he brings out the boot and you're gone."

"Men don't dump me, I dump them."

"Sure!" Sakura and Sasuke said together.

"That's it! It's time to get drunk."

"No thanks."

"Oh come on, Sakura! Sasuke, talk some sense into your girl."

"I don't feel like going either."

"AH! You are a bunch of party poopers!"

They hit a couple more stores before heading to the food court.

"NaruHina! NejiTen! Shikamaru! Chouji! Hey!"

They saw their friends look up from a table near the center of the eating area.

"Oh, hi Ino. You're looking nice today."

"Thanks! Oh my god! Look Sakura! There's Sam! Isn't he just the cutest boy you've ever seen in the entire world."

Sakura noticed Chouji's hurt expression as he sat down.

'You can be such an idiot sometimes Ino.'

"I thought you thought Derek was the cutest boy in the entire world."
"Oh please. I stopped thinking about him weeks ago."

'More like days ago.'

"Anyway, no. I don't think he is the cutest boy in the entire world."

"What! Have you gone mad?"

"Hello… boyfriend… Standing right here."

She pointed to Sasuke, who was looking around at the different places to eat.

"What do you want to eat Sakura?"

"Oh, I'd love some A&W. You remember what I like?"

"Of course. I'll be right back."

As Sasuke walked away, Sakura and Ino sat down with the rest of their friends.

"Jeez, he sure is treating you to a lot lately." Tenten said as she eyed Neji.

"What? He is only buying her lunch."

"He bought all the clothes she has in her bags earlier too."

"Gah! Way to go Sasuke. Making us look bad." Naruto said as Sasuke returned to the table with the food.

"Huh? What?"

"Oh Sasuke! Thanks for buying me some food too."

"I didn't. That's my food!" He said as he pulled the tray away from Ino.

"Until you get yourself another man, you'll have to buy your own food, Ino."

"I'll buy some food for you Ino!"

"Oh, thank you Chouji."

'If only she knew.'

After Chouji returned, Ino began talking about what she wanted to do that night.

"I say we all go out drinking."

"Heck yeah! What do you say Hinata?"

"I'll go, but I won't drink. Is that okay?"

"Of course its okay! You can be one of the drivers!"

"I'll be the other."

"Oh! So you've decided to come now, eh Sakura?"

"If Hinata's going, I will. It'll give me at least one sober person to talk too."

"What about you four? You in."

"Oh, I can't, I have a test tomorrow."

"Neji?"

"I have a test tomorrow too."

Sakura noticed Tenten give Neji a wink after Ino looked away.

'Test my aunt's phanny.'

"Shikamaru? Chouji?"

"I'm there!"

"I guess I'll come too. But the minute it becomes troublesome, I'm out."

"You'll be drunk before you realize that."

"Hn."

"I'll call Gaara, Temari, Kiba, and Kankurou and see if they want to come too."

"No Lee?"

"No Lee!"

"What you got against fuzzy brow?"

"He got us banned from the last place we brought him too, remember?"

"So?"

"So… If we keep bringing him along, we'll run out of places to go to get wasted."

"Good point."

Sakura toned out the rest of the conversation as she felt Sasuke start kissing her neck.

"So, what you want to do after tonight."

"I don't know. What do you want to do?"

"A million different things."

"Can you name a couple? Then maybe I can choose one."

"Well, a few involve you on your knees, while I…"

"What are you two talking about over there?"

Sakura whipped her eyes towards the group.

"Just talking."

"Looks more than 'just talking' to me."

"They are making out, just leave them alone. Now, back to the plans…"

"What do you think about wearing that angel costume you wear on Halloween last year tonight?"

"Then every guy would be staring at me."

"I meant after the bar. You know what it does to me!"

"I have no idea what you are talking about…"

"Well then, I'll just after to show you… again and again and again..."

Sakura secretly wished he would never stop talking dirty to her, but reluctantly had to get up when the rest of the group started too.

"

Later that night, they were at 'Haku's Shots' and Sakura was not having a good time. She dreaded agreeing to be the descanted driver. She heard Ino laughing somewhere in the background, but didn't bother to look; she already knew what she was doing.

She watched as everyone else, including Sasuke, down shot after shot.

'I wonder if he'll even be awake when we leave.'

He had been right to call her his corrupted angel. Ever since they had started going out, she began to love when he randomly started kissing her neck, which usually lead to making out, which involved him talking dirty to her, that always lead them to having sex in the end.

She tapped her foot impatiently. She wanted to leave so bad. Just the thought of Sasuke was getting her excited.

"Are you okay?"

She looked up to see Hinata's worried expression.

"Yeah, I'm fine… Actually no, I'm not. I can't stand this."

"Can't stand what?"

"Sitting here, sober, while everyone else is getting drunk." She lied.

"Oh."

"Don't get me wrong… I love hanging out with you. Just not in bars."

"No, I understand. I can't stand not being with my boyfriend either."

Sakura inwardly sighed. Hinata always seemed to know what people were thinking. She loved that trait of hers.

"Me too. Me too."

"Good night sweet prince, I bed to see you morrow."

"Ino! Get off of me. I'm not a prince. I'm not even a boy! Get off!"

Sakura shoved Ino off of her as she left her apartment. She had already dropped Chouji off, who had been rambling off his love for Ino, who, had been too drunk to notice.

"I will never be this again. I just don't have the strength for it."

As she made her way downstairs, she saw Sasuke slumped back in the front seat.

'Great. He's asleep. There goes my evening.'

It was a ten minute drive to Sasuke's apartment. When the finally reached his building, Sasuke woke up.

"Huh? Where ares we?"

"We're at your place baby."

"Baby! You never call me baby! I like it!"

"You won't remember I called you that in the morning."

"Oh yes I will! I'll remember for the rest of my lives!"

"You are far to chipper when you're drunk."

"I am not drunk! I'm just silently intoxicated!"

"That's drunk."

"Drunk, spunk! Let's have sex!"

She placed him on his couch before walking into his bedroom to get him a change of clothes.

"You'll pass out before we even make it to the bedroom."

"I will not! I feel great! I don't even feel drunk anymore!"

"You are not great and you are still drunk. Just get some sleep baby."

"Oh! You called me baby again! That means you love me!"

'Oh man, I hate to do this.'

Before he realized it, she had knocked him out and he fell down on his couch, snoring loudly. She managed to pick him up and carry him to the bedroom. After she put him under the covers, she took off most of her clothes and snuggled into with him.

"Good night Sasuke."

"He must have written this when he was drunk. I didn't even realize he would get up while I was sleeping and write these. No wonder I never saw him doing it."

She couldn't help but laugh at the e-mail he had written her the morning after. He was almost completely sober by then.

Dear Sakura

Sorry for passing out last night. I had every intension to follow up on my statement at the mall. I'll make it up to you double tonight.

Sasuke

'I guess he doesn't read his past e-mails at all.'

Clear verison of the drunk e-mail

Dear Sakura

Do you need to ask why I agreed to go with you to the mall? I can't let you go shopping alone. The mall has the highest percentage for the 'guys hitting on girls' ratio. And I know you can take care of yourself, nothing I do, I do to control you. But it's just too fun to glare at guys to scare them off.

Plus, it's an easy way to get you to go out drinking.

Oh shit, I think I might of woke you up!

SEX GOD!

Oh, and possible full lemon in next chapter... bye