A/N: Ah! this one will be interesting indeed….hothotterHOTTEST!

Note that you might read some slang… but who am I to say no…hehehe!

I do not own Disney or PATF. Read and Review!

Cause You're the Man

"Umm…" Naveen said.

Naveen stood in front of a long mirror in his and Tiana's bedroom flexing his muscles while in his pants. Naveen just loved getting blessed with handsome and charming features. It was as if it was his destiny to gain absolute perfection. But who could blame him for having good looking parents that are royalty.

Naveen continued to gaze at his body unaware that some one was peeping through the door to the room holding a camera close to the opening waiting for the right moment…

"Oh Yeah!" Naveen said smiling. "There is a GOD!"

Naveen then puffed out all his muscles…when FLASH!

"HUH!" Naveen said eyes widening.

Someone starts laughing.

"You should see your face" Tiana said laughing, while coming through the door.

Naveen goes back to normal.

"Why are you here?" Naveen said.

"Oh nothing just thought on spying on my husband…and…" Tiana said slyly. "with this nifty camera in my hand…"

"Ooh you cheeky…little thang." Naveen said, with a sly grin.

"I bet you want this…" Tiana said with a cute smile.

"Oh…Yes!" Naveen said with a grin, moving slowly towards her.

"Do… ya!" Tiana said.

"Yes." Naveen said getting closer.

"Yes." Tiana said, holding it out at him…

"Yes…" Naveen said, about to grab the camera.

"HA!... too bad" Tiana said, pulling it away from his reach.

"Please… I'll do anything for it!" Naveen said, quickly on the floor begging.

"Well…" Tiana said thinking.

"Anything!" Naveen said.

"Okay." Tiana said.

"YES!" Naveen said smiling, and doing a little dance.

"If…" Tiana said with a smile.

"If…" Naveen said with a frown.

"You…strip for me!" Tiana said smiling.

"What!" Naveen said shocked.

"You heard me…Prince Charming" Tiana said while smirking. "A…strip tease!"

"Fine… I'll do it…" Naveen said sighing.

"Good…boy!" Tiana said with a giggle.

Naveen went put on some clothes which are a white shirt and blue trousers. He cannot believe it all for a silly camera!

He moves in front of the bed at the centre of the bedroom.

"Are you ready?" Tiana said smiling, enjoying all this to the max!

"Yep" Naveen said with a fake smile.

Tiana walks to the radio and turns it on and immediately jazz music is heard throughout the entire bedroom.

Naveen slowly unbuttons his shirt while moving about with the music rhythmically.

"Ooh… work it honey!" Tiana said slyly smiling.

Naveen takes off the shirt and rubs it around his neck!

"Oh yeah…take it off!" Tiana said smiling.

Naveen slings it away to Tiana who catches it and dances on the spot. Tiana totally lovin it and staring at his muscles. Trying to keep from drooling like mad or screaming!

Naveen starts unbuttoning his trousers buttons.

"Do it….do it NOW!" Tiana said slyly smiling, while ordering.

He does it and pulls it down slowly and sexily!

"Oh my!…" Tiana said fanning herself.

Naveen then kicks it away and stands there now…with his pants…

"Take it off!" Tiana said smiling.

Naveen slowly pulls his pants down.

Tiana waits patiently.

Naveen's pants get low.

Anticipation only getting sweeter…

Lower.

And LOWER!

Until…

BAM!

Naveen's pants touch the floor.

"OH MY GOD!" Tiana said very shocked.

She stared at it

"IT'S HUGH!"Tiana said still shocked, then whistled.

Naveen only stood there…wondering what she was thinking at this moment!

"I'll give it… 10 out of 10!" Tiana said smiling and giggling.

Naveen sighed in relief.

"Well Naveen you earned it." Tiana said with a smile and satisfied.

Naveen grinned.

"I can have it now!" Naveen said with a grin.

"Sure." Tiana said, now holding the camera to him.

Naveen walks toward Tiana and grabs the camera.

"Although." Tiana said slyly.

"What?" Naveen said grin fading.

"I'm sure Mama and Charlotte would love these" Tiana said smiling, holding photos

"Where did you get those?" Naveen said, eyes widening and shocked.

"Took them secretly while you were stripping!" Tiana said smirking. "And…while you were flexing in front of the mirror…"

"Give them to me!" Naveen said desperately.

"You want them!" Tiana said with a smirk. "Come get them…"

She then runs away and out the bedroom!

"TIANA!" Naveen said screaming angrily. "FALDI FALDONZA!"

He Chases after her!