A/N: This one is a long chapter…but it has romance and funniness so enjoy!
I do not own Disney or PATF!
Sexiness and Sass on the Beach!
It was a hot and sunny day at the beach and all the people were either chilling on the white sandy beach or catching some sun tan or playing about near the shore and water.
Tiana is strolling on the beach wearing a tight swimsuit. It was black with a sequence of white spots and it even had a white ribbon tied around the waist. It looked magnificently beautiful on her because it hugged all her perfect curves just right…not only that but it made her bootie stand out pretty well!
All the men on the beach were staring at Tiana. She felt uncomfortable with all the attention pointed at her, but could do nothing about it and just ignore them.
"Wow she is so hot!" a brunet man said smiling.
"Yeah…hehehe…I'll say!" An old man said, he to was staring at Tiana…until
"Floyd!" shouted an angry old woman. "You better keep those googly eyes to yourself!"
She then slapped him on the head!
"Woman!" the old man said now grumpily. "Leave me; I can do what I want!"
"Hmph!" She turned away. "rubbish!"
The old man then cut his eye at her, and turned away from her.
Tiana turned around and looked around for Naveen.
"Naveen!" Tiana called out.
He left their belongings on the ground…though.
He was just walking right behind her but seem to disappear…
"Where is he?" Tiana wondered, but heard a shout near by!
"Woohoo!" Naveen shouting gleefully. He jumped and cannonball into the water and laughing!
Tiana saw him and shook her head. She really wondered about him sometimes but at the same time loved his childish antics!
Naveen rose up from the water and shook his head as his curly swished about and lay matted on his head. He looked so sexy, hot and handsome because the specks of the water glistened on his percolating peck tones (A/N: His chest if your wondering) and abs. As he breathed his muscles flexed big time!
Tiana gazed at his very muscular form but quickly snapped out of it before he noticed!
He saw Tiana and grinned. He was currently wearing black swimming trunks.
"Tiana come and join me." Naveen said. "the water is so fresh and great!"
"No…way!" Tiana said "I'm just gonna relax on my towel under this umbrella shading me, put on my sun glasses and rub suns cream on my body.
"Well do it…you know it turns me on!" Naveen said slyly grinning and wiggling is eyebrows!
She rolled her eyes ignoring him.
She layered two towels on the sand, set the umbrella up, and then lay down on the towel to rub the suns cream all over her body!
She heard whistles, howls and hoots and looked up!
She saw Naveen jumping up and down in the water and commenting…
"Yes, yes rub it all over!" Naveen said eyes wide and panting wildly.
She rolled her eyes.
"Enjoying this!" Tiana said with sarcasm.
"Yes!" Naveen said eyeing her and slyly grinning widely. "Indeed…I am…"
She finished rubbing on the suns cream, leaned back on the towel and put on her sun glasses to relax.
'Ah…peace and quiet.' she thought smiling.
"So sexual chocolate." a deep seductive male voice said. "Want to swing with me!"
She looked up and saw a pumped up muscled black man. He was wearing leopard print pants on and seemed to be flexing a lot. He had on a cheeky grin and had been looking her up and down.
'Hmm…trying to impress me…pitiful.' She thought.
"Wow…girl you so fine!" He said slyly.
"Do you say it to most of the women?" She said sarcastically.
His eyes widen shocked at her response. He probably thought that she would go all crazy over him and may 'be even faint…what a fool!
"Hehehe!" He laughed embarrassed for only a second but still carried on his charm. "Hmm…and got some backbone too."
"Listen why don't you go off and flirt with some other women, who is interested in your poppy-cock (A/N: fake) and lame charms!" she said with a smirk.
As he listened to her dissing him, he couldn't help but to find her so attractive which got him even more turned on!
"Wow…I love a girl who is feisty!" He said licking his lips.
She looked at him feeling sick in the stomach. He was so icky and gross!
"Ugh!" she said disgusted and frustrated.
Just as the man could try and sway Tiana to be his girl, he got tapped on the shoulder. He turned around and saw a very tall and tanned man who was much bigger than him and more muscular...who you may ask…
Naveen!
Tiana also saw Naveen and smiled.
'My hero!' she thought happily.
"What man can't you see that I'm getting jiggy (A/N: Working his magic) with this hot babe!" The man said looking at Naveen annoyed yet turned back to look at Tiana and winking at her!
Naveen looked calm outside but inside he was roaring in rage and bubbling in anger, like an angry bull!
'How dare he charm my wife!' Naveen thought angrily, although he wasn't jealous.
Naveen grabbed the man's arm and if possible lifted him high, the man turned to him shocked!
"Hey put me down man!" the man said angry.
Naveen pulled him close to his face.
"She is my wife!" Naveen said slowly in a very deep low voice.
The man looked shocked as his eyes widened and started to sweat nervously!
"She is!" He said looking at Tiana.
She smiled and hold up her hand…waving her big diamond ring at him mockingly!
He got scared and begged Naveen.
"Oh man!...please don't hurt me man!" the man cried out pitifully. "I wanna LIVE!"
'Pathetic…' Naveen thought.
He shook his head and then decided to give him a warning.
"If you get anywhere near my wife again or talk to her…then Ill be your worse nightmare that you'll ever have in your pig-headed life!" Naveen warned as his bright golden brown eyes turned dark. This only happens when he gets really angry!
The man nods his head slightly but utterly petrified!
Naveen then threw the man hard and powerfully to the water as he plunged with a mighty splash!
The man was floating on the surface of the water, all wet and dizzy.
Naveen satisfied turned to look at Tiana. He was very concerned and wanted to know if she was fine. He strolled up to her, then bended down on his knees and touched her hand gently.
"Are you ok…my love!" He said worriedly.
She smiled gently and put her hand under his chin rubbing it softly.
"I'm fine." She said smiling.
Naveen sighed in relief.
"Thank goodness!" Naveen said smiling. He looked his beloved Tiana…the girl that made his heart throb in excitement and pleasure. He wouldn't let some chump charm his girl!
As he looked at his wife…and felt the love and desire brewing inside him again…meaning…
"Tiana let's have sex!" Naveen said grinning naughtily and feeling the itch!
"But…Naveen-!" Tiana said trying to protest.
"Come on…no one will see us under this blanket!" Naveen said taking out a blanket. It was for when they felt cold but obviously to Naveen…it classifies as something worth more!
"Naveen!" Tiana said annoyed and crossing her arms.
He gave her the puppy dog eyes…
She tried not to look but couldn't resist the cuteness.
"Alright!" Tiana said with a small smile.
"Yes!" Naveen said slyly grinning and he got the blanket and quickly covered them both…doing it without getting spotted by the prying eyes of the public!
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