A/N: Hey ya'll! this one is gonna be funny and romantic. It's been a while I know…but I'm really sorry and to make up for it I will be doing another update today, so twice the fun!

I will also have the next update for my story 'All Is Fair In Love and Judgement' tomorrow!

Oh and thank you for reviewing everyone!

I do not own Disney or PATF!

Beignets My Pets!

It was early in the morning and it was a sunny day and everyone was bustling about the streets of New Orleans and going about their business. At this very day something intriguing was accruing at Tiana and Naveen's penthouse!

Within the kitchen on a table was a plate filled with a platter of beignets, about a dozen. If you wasn't a fan of beignets before then don't be surprised at all…they were the bomb!

The beignets had let out a delicious aroma that wafted the whole kitchen and may 'be other areas of the penthouse's rooms. Its doughy consistency was soft and perfect, it had a lovely golden brown texture, the sugar on top of it sparkled and glistened like diamonds and the drizzled honey over it gave it an alluring shine.

Naveen was hiding beside the kitchen doors post peeking and spotting his target…the beignets!

"Hahahaha!" Naveen cackled dastardly.

He knew that with his great agility and endurance he can swipe the beignets before his wife even caught him.

He looked around the kitchen and saw that his wife was nowhere to be seen.

"Hmm…all alone pity.' he thought amused.

He sneakily stepped lightly on the floor and crept up to the table.

He grinned and licked his lips.

"Mmm you all are so hard to resist." he said hungrily.

He picked up one of the beignets.

"Now to kill away my hunger pangs." Naveen said and quickly gobbled down the beignet savouring its sweetness.

"Yum."

He looked at the rest.

"Now it's time for you my little ones!" He said as he was about to grab another one…

"Hey…drop those you carnivorous beast!" A voice shouted.

He turned around and saw Tiana at the door. She was glaring with a playful smile on her face.

He grinned and met the eyes of the enemy!

"Oh yeah, and who's going to stop me…waitress!" Naveen said playfully and eagerly turned back to the beignets and vastly stuffed and devoured more of the beignets.

Tiana's eyes widened.

"No!"

She rushed forward and did a front flip and landed on Naveen's back!

Naveen noticed her on his back and tried shaking her off.

"Hey get off me!"

"Not until you back away from the beignets!"

Tiana knew she couldn't bring down her husband easily so she needed to out smart him. She came up with an idea.

She stuck one of her fingers in her mouth and wetted it with her saliva!

"Oh Naveen." She called out.

He turned his head up.

"What?" He asked confused.

"Take this!" She stuck her wet finger in one of his ears giving him a…WET WILLIE!

"Aaaaaaaah!" He screamed like a little girl.

He jumps up and down and manages to get Tiana off of him.

"EW!" He says complaining while holding onto his ear and shuddering. "That was horrible…what did you do to me?"

"Oh I just gave you the classic wet Willie." Tiana said smiling and laughing "Works every time."

"Well never again!"

Tiana laughed hard again.

Naveen didn't find it funny.

He glared at her.

She saw and immediately stopped laughing. She decided to change the subject to the matter at hand.

"Naveen if you wanted a beignet so much, then why didn't you ask me?" Tiana asked with a raised eyebrow.

Naveen tried to think up an excuse.

"I'm sorry Tiana but your beignets…they were calling out to me, yes!"

Tiana rolled her eyes.

"Bu...but you can't blame anyone for desiring your beignets." Naveen said stuttering.

Tiana closed her eyes and strolled up to her husband.

"And...and...I...i-" Naveen started but stopped as Tiana put her finger on his lips.

He looked down at her.

"Naveen just shut up." Tiana said then pulled her finger away from his lips and rapped her arms around his neck.

Naveen said nothing but gazed down at the floor.

"I'm not mad at you…"

He looked up at her thinking his ears were playing tricks on him.

She opened her eyes and they seem to glow. It wasn't a heated gaze but a soft and peaceful look.

"I can't kill you for loving my cooking." Tiana said then smiled seductively. "If anything I find it cute and irresistibly charming.

She then wiggled her finger under his chin.

Naveen grinned goofily.

He loved it when she did that.

"You are the craziest man that I have ever met." Tiana said smiling but also added. "But…remember you are my man…"

Naveen pulled Tiana close until their foreheads touched. They gazed deeply in each others eyes.

"Come on lets chow down to some beignets." Naveen said smiling.

"Wouldn't have it any other way."

They both shared a kiss and walked arm in arm together to the table.

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