WAZZUP! I'm back with chapter 2 of 'Off We Gohan!' Sorry, last chappie I spelled 'Vegetasei' wrong. Anyway, Gohan, disclaimer.

Gohan: TheMasenkoMan's name is not Akira Toriyama. Therefore, he does not own DBZ. But he does own a PS.3

It was the day. The day that the torture of Gohan began.

Not that we mind.

So, surprisingly, Gohan woke up early, and did his, *ahem* "normal" routine.

"Bye mom, see you in two months!"

"Bye Gohan! Bring back a beautiful girl so…"

"Yeahhh…. Okay" and Gohan flew to Hercule city.

"So, nerd boy you actually decided to show up?" (1,000,000,000,000 dollars to whoever guesses who said that.)

"Yes, my mother forced me to go."

"Sounds tough", replied the Oh-so high and Mighty Sharpenator (*cough*yeahright*wheeze).

"You have no idea."

"ALRIGHT CLASS! The place where we will be headed first is… CAPSULE CORP.! Now, get on the bus in a single file-" Before the teacher could finish his sentence, the class piled on to the bus, trampling the teacher. "-Line-"

"Okay, we're here!" was what was said about 2 hours later.

Lord have mercy on Gohan's soul.

The class filed out of the bus and onto the main grounds of Capsule Corp. After about 50 minutes of waiting, everyone was getting impatient. So, guess who decided to go up and ring the doorbell? Really! You get a cookie if you get it right!

"No, Gohan! Security will come and kick your butt!" said the daughter of the bumbling fool known as Hercule.

"Why? You never worried about me before! Why start now?" he replied in a cold voice. Gohan pressed the intercom button (I thought it was a doorbell?) and screamed "BUUULLLMAAAAAA!" into it.

"Hello? Who's there?"

"Bulma, it's me Gohan."

"Gohan! What can I do for my godson today?"

At this everyone was shocked. Gohan knew THE Bulma Briefs? And even more, Gohan was her GODSON?

"How can a nerd know Bul—"

Sharpener was cut of by a fist clashing with his face, sending him flying.

"That's it, I am FED UP!" exclaimed an angry Gohan. "You teens are so close-minded! You didn't even get the chance to know me, and in one millionth of a nanosecond, you labeled me a nerd! Well that's it! I am sick and tired of it! I am stronger than most of you, no scratch that, ALL of you, could ever come close to imagining! You city people and your frickin' stereotypes! You think just because I am smart, I'm anti-social, spend every second of my life studying, and I don't know people!

"And YOU!" he pointed at Videl. "You accuse me of being a liar, but your father is hiding the biggest secret ever! You wanna know my secrets? Fine!" He powered up to Super Saiyan. "I AM the Gold Fighter!" He powered down and pressed the button on his watch. "I AM the Great Saiyaman!" He pressed the other button. My dad is the Legendary Son Goku! I am Prince of the Ox Kingdom! I've been into space a whole bunch of times! I'm half-Saiyan! AND YOUR FATHER DID NOT BEAT CELL!" Gohan walked up to the door, punched it in, and walked off to who knows where.

Ooh, Gohan is MAD! I guess you'll have to wait and see how the teens take this all in.

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