This chapter has humor at the beginning and drama at the end. Hope you guys enjoy, I put LOTS of thought into this chapter.
Disclaimer: Nope, Santa has failed me once again. *sigh*
Sharpener laid there flat on the ground. "Why is nerd-boy laughing at me? I am The Almighty Sharpener! It's—it's—unheard of!' As Sharpener laid there in thought, his brain created smoke. The smoke exited his ears and caused the GR to be filled with smoke. Suddenly everyone started coughing so Bulma turned on the vent; otherwise our favorite teens would start to suffocate.
What? You thought I was talking about Sharpener? No, I'm talking about Gohan and Videl!
Anyway, Sharpener contemplated his choices for revenge. "Hmm. I could challenge him to a fight! No, I could challenge him to a game of golf! No, golf is too boring. I'VE GOT IT!'
"SON GOHAN! I, SHARPENER PENCIL, CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE!"
Gohan stared at him as if he was crazy. "A Pokémon battle?"
"YES!" exclaimed Sharpener.
"Umm… I don't see why not! It could be fun!"
The air in Capsule Corp. was thick, because two warriors-one a thick-headed blonde, the other; a dense demi-Saiyan-were about to duke it out in Pokémon Black and Pokémon White.
The two met each other with a hard glare. "Hey, nerd-boy, let's make this interesting. How about a little… wager?"
"I'm listening", replied Gohan.
"If you win, I leave you and Videl alone for the rest of high school. But if I win..."
Gohan leaned in closer.
"…Videl and I HAVE to date through high school, get married and have two kids named Xavier and Amanda."
Gohan thought about it for a while. "Okay, let's just see how you do!"
As realization dawned on Videl, she suddenly shouted, "Kick his sorry butt, Gohan!"
When the battle started, Sharpener sent out his ultimate Pokémon—a level 100 Genesect.
Gohan sent out his ultimate Pokémon—a level 1 Rattata.
"Hahahaha" Sharpener bellowed. "You think your weak Rattata can beat me?"
Sharpener commanded his Pocket Monster to use Hyper Beam. It would have been a one-hit KO, except for one thing.
Rattata was holding a Focus Sash.
"Oh well," said our *cough*un-favorite*cough* blonde. "It just gives me more satisfaction in beating you!"
Gohan made his Rattata use Endeavor, lowering Genesect's HP to 1.
"Alright," muttered the black-haired demi. "Time to end this!"
Gohan commanded his purple rat-like Pokémon to use Quick Attack. This caused the opponent's remaining life force to diminish, leaving a gaping Sharpener in its wake.
"And the winner is Gohan! He impressively used the F.E.A.R. strategy to take down the opposing team! This means Sharpener must leave Videl and Gohan alone! It's a Christmas miracle!"
Gohan celebrated his victory over the #1 ranking Pokémon Wi-Fi champ, while confetti came seemingly out of nowhere.
"My title!" shouted the loser of the match. "It's gone! I lost to a nnnneerrrddd!"
Suddenly, in his blind rage, Sharpener charged at Gohan with his fist reeled back. As soon as he threw the punch at Gohan, it was caught.
"You actually think you can take me on? HA! You have no idea how ludicrous that is."
Gohan tried to twist Sharpeners arm around until the one in question was writhing in pain.
But it didn't happen.
Instead, Sharpener punched Gohan in the head, sending him flying. As Gohan got up from the rubble, he checked Sharpeners ki level.
'WHAT?' he thought. "There's no way his ki level is so HIGH!'
"How? How did you do that?"
"Ha! Don't you know already? Fine, let me tell you a little story about someone named Raditz. Raditz was a warrior from space and the brother of Kakarot. He was sent down to this planet we are on at the moment to conquer. While here, he had with him his mate, Calower.
"Since he knew he would probably die the day he arrived, the two mated, and Calower was impregnated. Nine months later, a warrior was born. Kakarot killed my father, Gohan. I got revenge on him, and you're next on my list."
"But...how...?"
"Hold your questions. I asked Dr. Gero, a friend of my mom's, to make an organic machine of destruction to get revenge on Kakarot. Combined with his Android scheme, it was supposedly unstoppable! We would have dominated the world! But you and your stupid friends foiled our plans.
"Of course, I got revenge on your father, but never on you. See, since you and that stupid Namekian killed my father, I wanted to get revenge on you, too. I never stopped my search for you.
"When you showed up at OSH, it was a godsend. I didn't know if it was you for sure, so I waited. I mean, it could've been someone else. When you punched me out not too long ago, I was still conscious. I knew then I had the right guy, so I just waited for the right chance to strike.
*flashback*
"How can a nerd know Bul—"
Sharpener was cut of by a fist clashing with his face, sending him flying.
"That's it, I am FED UP!" exclaimed an angry Gohan. "You teens are so close-minded! You didn't even get the chance to know me, and in one millionth of a nanosecond, you labeled me a nerd! Well that's it! I am sick and tired of it! I am stronger than most of you, no scratch that, ALL of you, could ever come close to imagining! You city people and your frickin' stereotypes! You think just because I am smart, I'm anti-social, spend every second of my life studying, and I don't know people!"
-Elsewhere…-
Sharpener, far away, smirked evilly. His superb Saiyan hearing picked up every single word Gohan uttered. He knew this was his chance for revenge. A huge battle was on the horizon, and it would determine the planets fate.
"Two of the Earth's strongest warriors fighting?" Sharpener muttered to himself. "What a great fight that will be, unlike the sorry prince I disposed of earlier. Gohan, you had better prepare yourself. I can't wait to fight you, brother."
*end flashback*
"What did you do with Vegeta?" Gohan snarled.
"Oh, you'll find out in due time. Right now, why don't you let what I told you sink in?"
Gohan did as such, and when realization dawned on him, he snapped his head up so fast, he may have gotten whiplash.
"Wait," said Gohan. "Does that mean-"
"Yes Gohan," Sharpener replied as he whipped out a brown, furry, appendage. "I am a Saiyan, and your brother. And now that I've found you, brother," he hissed. "I'm going to kill you and the rest of your stupid friends!"
"So, is that how it is?" asked Gohan, unveiling a similar appendage, apparently a tail. "Well, I love a good fight. Bring it on! But there's just one thing you don't know."
"What do you mean? I know everything about you! What could you, a pathetic fool, hide from someone like me?"
"I can go SUPER SAIYAN 4!" As he screamed he last bit out, his aura pulsated about him. His hair turned a golden color; his eyes, turquoise. As he continued to power up, his hair got slight slightly longer, and lightning danced about his body.
"No…way…" muttered Sharpener.
-Unknown Location-
'Ugh!' thought Vegeta. 'How has Kakarot's brat surpassed me yet again?'
-Kame House-
Krillin was outside with his wife, playing with Marron, when an energy spike caught his attention.
"Whoa. Eighteen, you feel that?" he asked, only to see his wife already taking off. He looked at his daughter and said, "Stay here with Master Roshi, okay? Daddy will be back soon." Marron nodded and he took off.
"Honey? Wait up! Please? Slow down! EIGHTEEN!"
-Lookout-
Piccolo was meditating when he suddenly felt his student's energy spike. Before he left he sighed. "The kid better have a good reason for this."
-Other World-
Goku and King Kai were telling jokes and battling each other in an eating race, when he felt his son's ki rise dramatically. "King Kai? Do you mind calling Baba for me? I think I'm needed down there."
King Kai replied with a nod and focused his antennae on Baba's location.
-CC-
"RARRRGHHH!" shouted our hero as his golden hair grew to his waist. As he powered up even more, his aura turned a red color, his hair grew to shoulder length, but his eyes remained turquoise.
Red fur grew around his body except his chest, leaving him clad in jeans and nothing else.
As the transformation ended, everyone got a good look at him.
Red fur adorned his body, bar his chest, hands and feet, and his hands were more monkey-like. It was official. Gohan got into a defensive stance and asked his opponent, "You ready?"
Sharpener got into a stance of his and replied with a smirk and his own words. "I'm ready for you to DIE!"
And with those words being said, the two warriors charged at each other, igniting a sibling rivalry that would go down in history.
OOOHHHH! THE STAKES ARE HIGH (kind of) AS WE HAVE FOUND OUT THAT SHARPENER WAS A SAIYAN! WILL HIS EVIL PLANS BE THWARTED? FIND OUT ON THE NEXT CHAPTER OF 'OFF WE GOHAN'!