Hey! I'm back! would have uploaded this one sooner but I was skiing this weekend! Thanks for the reviews by the way!

KaiserPhoennix92: glad you like it! I had wanted a crossover too!

puiwaihin: You make a good point about Linus/Bourne's reaction to the agents goading, I added a reason to this chapter, I hope you like it. Also, I know a typical agent would not know about Maria, it is also adressed in this chapter. Danny and Rusty still haven't fully connected Linus and Bourne in this chapter but they will soon. It would be awesome if you did a crossover story too.

Disclaimer: At the moment own the copmlete trilogy of both Oceans 11 of the Bourne Series... on itunes...

Sorry this chapter is short, I started it before going skiing and had planned on adding more but since I suck at thinking things through I forgot about the fact that if you have a cold and you take cold medicine, you end up a little loopy and tired, and since I'm normally a little wierd... it didn't end well at all...

Previously…

The taller man lunged forward in an attempt to tackle Linus but suddenly the pickpocket wasn't there, he had jumped over the men and was now behind him. Before anyone could fully process this change Linus swept the taller man's legs out from underneath him and the man stumbled to the ground. Seeing his companion go down in such a manner the blond suit threw a punch at Linus, who in turn grabbed the man's wrist as it came towards him, turned away so his back as facing the blond and flipped him over his shoulder, onto the top of the counter where he lay unconscious. During this time the taller suit had gotten up and his fist connected with the side of Linus's head. Linus barely stumbled before he countered with a kick to the man's chest. Said man went crashing into the counter and lay still. It was quiet for a moment the Linus looked at his now broken beer and then at the unconscious form that had broken in, "He's paying for that beer."

Russians, cable ties and small problems

Linus glared at the two men and then glanced at Matt who shook his head, "Sorry man, not letting you have another beer. First you've got to deal with these guys, and second, how many have you already had? I've never actually seen you have so many you actually let something get to you and make the first move. So either you're going soft, which I sincerely doubt, or you're really, really drunk."With that Matt pushed the man on the counter top off onto the floor and pointed towards a door, "Back room, use it!"

Linus watched his friend (? acquaintance? they didn't really know) smiled lightly and hauled the taller man off the floor and onto his shoulder in a firemen's carry, then easily walked towards the door, his gate not showing the fact that he was carrying someone at least four inches taller than him on his shoulder, and disappeared through the door. Second later he reappeared and repeated the process with the second man.

"Hey, Matt?"

"Yeah?"

"Do you hav-"

"Dust tape, last cabinet on the left, rags same place, pitcher's," Matt picked up a large plastic pitcher, "right here, and you can get the coldest water from the hose out back."

"Thanks."

Danny and Rusty watched him leave and stared at Matt, "His not…"

"No way, at least I…"

"Yeah, me either but…"

"No way…"

"But the…"

"Yeah and the…"

They turned to Matt, "Is he gonna…"

"Torture them?"

They nodded their heads.

"No, I'm not going to torture them." They spun around and Linus had come up behind them without them noticing. He settled onto the bar stool and glanced at Matt who was watching him, "I'm going to go back in a minute! Relax!"

Danny and Rusty realized they weren't going to get an explanation without asking, so they asked, "What the hell was that?"

"What was what?"

"You just…"

"…turned into a…"

"…friggin' ninja!" Rust finished the sentence.

"I didn't not turn into a ninja…" Linus protested sounding vaguely insulted.

"Yeah, you. What else would…" Rusty gestured vaguely, "…that…have been?"

"I am not going to respond to that. Anyway," Linus got up, "I'm going to talk to the Russians."

"Russians? How do you know they're Russian?" Matt looked just as confused as everyone else.

"They knew about Maria. A typical government agent wouldn't have the clearance to know that."

"So, you're telling me I can expect more Russian government agents to come here?"

"No, they're not government." Linus turned and walked into the back room but this time Danny and Rusty followed him.

Inside the back room both suits had been deposited in chairs, still unconscious, their hands duct taped to the arms, feet duct taped to the legs and gagged. Linus pulled the gag out of the mouth of the taller one and then proceeded to pour the pitcher of water on his head.

Both Danny and Rusty winced slightly; waking up to water being dumped on your head was never pleasant. The man obviously now agreed with them.

"AHH!" the yell was slightly muffled by Linus's hand.

The man glanced around fearfully his eyes dancing from Linus to his bound and gagged companion to Danny and Rusty leaning against the door frame then back to Linus.

"I'm not going to hurt you. I just want you to answer some questions. You and your companion are Russian." The man's eyes widened in surprise, "I want to know for whom."

The man had gotten over his shock and smirked slightly, "You should not have told me you would not torture me." He now had a strong Russian accent, "I know I have nothing to fear from you."

Linus tossed a cell towards to other two and Rusty caught it, "Speed dial four. Should be answered by a woman, named Pamela Landy. Ask her if she's caught up on sleep, she'll know what you mean."

The man paled slightly but his smirk stayed on his face, "Hand me over to your lovely friend Mrs. Landy? Interesting move… Unfortunately for you not everyone who works with her are fans of yours. I bet I might run into at least one of them. And it really wouldn't be good if that happened. Who knows? I might 'accidentally' let slip some things I know that they might not."

"Like what?"

The smirk grew, "I'm going to guess that they are Danny Ocean and Rusty Ryan."

So, you likey? If you do please tell me! btws, two things. First off, virtually hug to anyone who can tell me where I got the Matt's name from! It's Marty Blye in case you don't remember it! Secondly, I have no beta and my spelling and grammar skills leave a lot to be desired so... if you see something... tell me... please... or just review just 'cause! It would make me happy!

Until next time!

Kebakira
QK (sideways ninja)