Well, isn't this a nice surprise? Hello again! I've got a surprise for everybody. I'm going to update today for Mello's birthday, HBTM! tomorrow for my birthday, and EKTABC's in two days for my deceased grandma's birthday. RIP nanny.
On a lighter note, as I mentioned earlier, it's Mello's b-day! WOO! He would've been 19 or 22, depending on how you look at it. RIP Mello.
…Ok…maybe not on a lighter note.
Oh welp.
Me: How did you know my name, Light?
Light: L told me.
Me: ! And you try to arrest me?
L: But of course. I knew about you from background research. How could you have known that I was indeed L?
Me: …
I don't own Death Note.
The Greatest Cavity
Mello's POV
"Matt, sweet cheeks, if I had wanted a surprise, I would've asked for one." Taking out a chocolate bar and opening it, I gave my 'loyal' friend an exasperated look.
He shrugged. "Oh, come on Mells, it would be good for you- scratch that, you would absolutely thing it was because you would fall in love with it. Oh, and sweet cheeks, don't eat that," he said, snatching my personal little drug, "you won't need it."
"I won't need it, Matt? I won't need it?" Oh hell no. No one and I mean NO ONE takes my chocolate. Matt should know this buy now after all these years…
"No, you won't."
Total blank face + apathetic attitude = one angry Mello
"Matt…give me one good reason WHY this surprise is more important than my way of cocaine?"
"Well, kind of hard since it's the truth, but you'll just have to wait and see, honey bunches." He winked.
Now why are we calling little sappy pet names at each other again?
I don't want to know.
"Well, pookie bear, I for one don't like to wait. It's simply just not of my nature. Waiting for something WITHOUT MY CHOCOLATE is very wrong for you right now, my dearest friend."
"Wow, two in one, nice." He mad a sizzle sound. "But my little pop tart, that chocolate will be on your mind in say…tomorrow morning."
"And why is that, pumpkin?"
"WELL, butter nut, I shall show you. Come now." He made 'come here' motion with his pointer finger and walked down the hallway of our little hideaway.
Got to be inconspicuous with Kira still running amuck.
"Sure, darling, you better, or else you just won't be in one piece in the next five minutes, Matty." I made an 'Oh woe is me!' motion.
"Another double, huh Mells?"
Trying to distract me, huh?
Nice try.
"Matt, hurry up, or else I will go insane, and your behind will be on my mantle place."
"My behind?"
"You want me to cuss?"
"I expected you, too."
"Sorry to disappoint you then."
Silence.
"Are we there yet?"
"Yes."
My eye twitched.
"Now, now, honey, there's no need to be so grumpy." He unlocked the door with a retinal scanner (figures), a green light blinked on from above it along with a beeping noise following, and he opened the door.
"Happy birthday, Mello."
Pushing me inside, I stumbled and fell on my face in…chocolate?
Pushing myself up, I noticed that I was right. But why…?
Oh.
My.
God.
Matt, if I wasn't currently in heaven, I'd kiss you right now.
CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN BABY!
I jumped in.
Normal POV
Matt smirked whilst leaning against the doorframe, leg crossed over the other and DS in hand.
"Well, that went better than expected." He said, watching Mello swim in the life-sized chocolate fountain, mouth stuffed and in total bliss.
Matt chuckled, taking out the chocolate bar that he took from Mello earlier.
I'm sure that he'll think that he has already eaten this by tomorrow morning."
Matt smirked and took a bite of chocolate.
^.^.^.^.^
Do you get it? It IS the greatest cavity! Well, for this story at least.
Mello: I love you all.
Me: Why thank you. ^-^
Matt: Hn. ~plays DS~
Me: Anyone like my first MelloXMatt story? Anyone like my title? XD
Everyone: REVIEW!
Me: Btw, sorry that it's short. -