Back in Konaha Anko sneezes and said "I bet that bastard Orochimaru is talking about me."

Orochimaru sneezes and falls of manda. Jaraiya sees his chance and said "step on it." and leaves as fast as possible.

An hour later two chunnins who had just started working days saw Gambunta comming toward the village fast and signals an alert thinking the worse. The Hokage arrive with Abnu and most of the elites of the village and see Jaraiya jump off Gambuntas head as he puffs out.

Kakashi sees him and said "Jaraiya, what happened to you."

Jaraiya pants and said "I had to run for my life from an enemy so scary he makes kyuubi look week."

Everyone tensed at this and the third said "Well who is it and were are they comming from and why are they attacking."

Jaraiya shaking from nerves says "Its scary. Its a horny Orochimaru and he is after only one thing."

Kurenai said "And that would be."

Jaraiya said while looking around "My sweet ass sexy."

Everyone sweatdrops and Kurenai screams "Pervert" and punches him all the way back to sound.

Asuma said "Hunny, why did you call him a pervert and hit him."

Kurenai said "A he was a naked, dirty old man, B I am a pregnant woman and I am having moodswings and C-he was hitting on me."

The third sighed and said "If he returns and still has no close on tell him to get dressed immediatly or I will ban him from the hotsprings."

Kakashi said "That wont work sir."

Kurenai said "And why not."

Kakashi pulled out a book and said "read the descriptions of the main characters in this book he just published."

Anko grabbed the book and read and read and read and finally said "Can Naruto really do that."

Kakashi said "I dont know but if he does I wonder if he gives lessons."

Anko said "I would be willing to donate my body for that kind of lesson." as she licked her lips.

Kurenai looked at her friend and said "What."

Anko said "I will never look at a Kagebunshin the same ever agian."

Asuma said "That bad."

Anko said "Not exactly. If he is doing this to each of his wifes at the same time im jellous."

Kurenai finally having enough said "What is he doing."

Anko said "Multi tasking. one rubbing each foot. two rubbing the back one playing with each breast. one in every whole and one in each hand while one rubs the clit."

Sweatdrops. Then a collective "DAMN"

Kurenai looks at Asuma and said "do you know kagebunshin."

Asuma said "No."

Kurenai crossed her arms and said "Learn. Now."

Sakura and Hinata walked up and said "Kurenai sensie, where here for our genjutsu lesson."

Anko said "Girls I got a mission for you."

The third said "I have to clear all missions Anko."

Anko said "Its a personal mission and its A-rank. Out of my own money. All thy have to do is get info for me and never leave the village. Happy."

The third said "fine."

Anko said "I want you both to find one other girl and ask find out secretely if Naruto can really do this." as she hold out the book and they both start reading and fly back from nosebleeds.

Kurenai said "You really going to make them find out."

Anko said "Hell yeah. If he is even half as good as this describes I might ask him to marry me."

The third said "I dont think he wants any more."

Anko said "This town is bloodline crazy. All I have to do is threaten the council and they would force him to marry me as long as I produce a little kiddy for them."

Kakashi said "So you thinking about being a fuck buddy."

Anko said "How many clones can he make at a time."

Kakashi said "Thousands. Why."

Anko grinned and said "Definately. For that kind of action I would."

Asuma said "It could be exagerated."

Anko said "Why do you think I want three different girls getting me info."

Kurenai said "Your hopeless."

Anko said "Read this and tell me if you were not with Asuma if you would jump his bones."

Kurenai started reading and flewback from a nosebleed into Asuma arms. He sighed and picked her up before leaving to find someone who knows Kagebunshin.

Back at the Kazama house Naruto had been lead back inside by Shizune with bandages over his eyes from the shock of seeing Tsunade and Jaraiya naked in the water. The girls were all still in his bed, at least they had a sheet over them when Shizune brought him in asleep thanks to a knockout jutsu.

The girls looked like hell in Shizune opinion as she left.

Yugito said "How long does it take to be able to walk right after that."

Ino said "I dont know. Every time takes different amounts. I dont think I can walk straight for a day."

Tenten said "Your lucky. I still felt the effect from the closet when I had my match."

Yukie said "What closet."

Ino said "He had another relapse thanks to Sasuke so we used my moms cure."

Yukie said "Thats not fair."

Tenten said "We would have invited you but we had to rush and did not know where to find you."

Yukie said "Well dont do it agian."

Ino said "we will try ok."

Yukie said "Fine."

Yugito said "What relapse and from what

Yukie said "When Naruto saved my country his teammate had a mental and sexual breakdown. It was so bad it tramatized Naruto so bad he could not stand to be without a female touch until Ino blocked his memories."

Ino said "But unfortinately Sasuke did it agian before the first exam and since my dad suffered the same trauma from going in Sasuke head to try and fix him mom discovered and easy way to fix him."

Yugito said "And that would be."

Tenten said "Fuck him."

Yugito said "Now thats a disease I could get use to, only if you can still walk later though."

Everyone laughed and woke Naruto up. Naruto looked around and said "I must have died cause I can see angels."

Ino said "more like vixen in your case foxy."

Naruto sighed and said "Thanks for reminding me of something I still have to do today. Yugito, I need to speak to Sibi."

Yugito said "Why."

Naruto said "Well, the reason is simple. You know how Ino and I am now right."

Yugito nodded and Naruto said "I need you to become just like us. I want Sibi to give you all her powers and go back to Makia to be with her sister."

Yugito nodded and was silent for a moment and then said "You dont need to talk to her, she said she already agrees and it will be done while I am asleep tonight."

Yukie said "We have a really strange family. 2 cats, a fox, a princess, and a weapon mistress."

Naruto smiled and bit his thumb and did some handsigns before saying "Kuchiyose no Jutsu" and a yellow 3 tail fox appeared.

Naruto said "Alia, I want everyone here to sign the fox contract. They are my wifes and have the right."

The fox nodded and lowered a scroll and unrolled it. Naruto said "Bite your thumbs and sign your name in blood and put your handprint on it,"

The girls each nodded and took turns doing it and when they finished Naruto said "Never summon the boss. You will summon me."

The summon grabbed the scroll and left. Naruto sighed and go into bed and said "I need some sleep."

The girls looked at each other and Ino said "ok, anyone know how we can do this."

Suddenly each of the girls foundthemself being picked up by two tails each and placed on Naruto arms. Then the tails wrapped around thier stomach and laid behind thier back. The girls sighed and fell asleep not noticing the smile Naruto had on his face.

The next day each of the girls since they were still naked were each awakened by a feeling of pleasure going over them. Each girl tried to look down to see what was pleasing them but found they had a tail holdind them down and felt the pleasure increase. Naruto sighed and said "Good morning my beauties."

None of the girls could say anything because the pleasure was to intense as something was sliding across thier clits at a incredible speed. Finally one by one they climaxed and were released only to discover it wa a tail that brought them to this point.

Naruto went and took a quick shower and each of the girls went to thier rooms with weak knees and got cleaned and ready for the day. Naruto went downstairs after getting dressed and waited for everyone to come down.

When everyone got to the front room he made his goodbyes and after giving the girls a pinch on the ass at the exact moment before he disapeared.

The girls were all red in the face and had one thought between them he was going to pay.

Naruto appeared in Makia and saw Kyuubi standing there and said "So did you find anyone to help me with what I asked."

Kyuubi smiled and said "Follow me kit."

The girls were all laying around the house and suddenly a knock was at the front door. Ino got up and answered it and saw Sakura, Hinata, and Haku standing there. Ino smiled and said "What are you girls doing here."

Sakura said "Well we have a mission but are kind of embarresed about it and I think just coming out and telling you about it would be best. Can we come in."

Ino nodded and lead the other two the front room and everyone sat down and Ino said "So whats this mission."

Sakura said with a red face "Is naruto here."

Yukie said "No he wont be back for a month why."

Haku said blushing "Well, this mission kind of concerns all of you and him."

At this the wives perked up and Tenten said "So what is it."

Hinata said "Well we have to find out if he is..."

Ino said "yes"

Haku sighed and said "Were here to find out if he is a sexgod."

Yugito said "Who the hell wants to know that."

Sakura said "Well it was Anko. She had a book and had certian information she wanted to know if it was true because of the book."

Yugito said "Oh, you must mean Adventures of an Heir."

Hinata said "yes."

Yugito went upstairs and returned with a copy of the book and said "Ok lets see." as she flipped through the pages and stopped and showed the girls.

Ino read it and said "Thats what we did the night of the wedding."

Tenten looked and said "yes exactly how it happen. How did that pervert get so much detail right."

Sakura blushed and said "Thats all real."

Yukie said "Thats the position that got me pregnant." as she read it.

Haku said "So everything in that book is real."

Tenten said "Hell they even got the broom closet sex. Thats it. where the hell is that pervert and how does he know what happened."

Tsunade walked in and saw the book and asked "whats going on and why are you reading that smut."

Ino said "tsunade, do you know how Jaraiya has so much info for his book."

Tsunade said "No why."

Yukie said "I feel sick."

Tsunade said "Get use to it. It will only get worse."

Tenten said "How can it get worse when every detail of our sex life is in this book."

That stop Tsunade right in the spot and said "What."

Yugito handed her the book and said "They said the scenes are exactly what happened."

Tsunade read it and blink and blinked and blinked agian.

Sakura said "well we completed our mission. I am out of here." and went to the door only to find Anko there. Anko walked in and Sakura followed her.

Anko said "So did you find out."

Haku said "Yes"

Anko said "And"

Hinata looked red and said "exactly true."

Anko looked like she hit the million dollar lotto.

Jaraiya walked in only covered in a towel and said "Finally safe."

And at that moment he had 5 different killer intents hit him as 5 shadowy figures decinded on him.

An hour later after the beating Ino finally asked "How do you know what we did exactly."

Jaraiya said as tsunade held his nuts in her hands with the unsaid threat talk or I will crush them. "I used the same jutsu I use on bath houses for my information gathering. I place a jutsu that cant be detected either on a person or a location and everything said by that person or location as well as actions are automatically wrote an a scroll."

Tsunade thought for a moment and said "So if you use that at a hotspring or a hotel or even and office you can have everyones dirty secrets."

Jaraiya said "Yes. Its the secret to my master spy network for our village. Its also how the Hokage found out about most of the attempts on Naruto life. You would not believe what people spill when they relax. Like say the Hyuuga over there. If I remember right she has some kinky dreams about Naruto with a paddle and leather and wants him to use them on her while she screams out Naruto-sama. Even after the sisterly speach that he rehearsed to tell her. She was happy when her dad told her to try and seduce Naruto since he knows the truth."

Hinata paled and then became pissed.

poor Jaraiya just could not shut up he then said "Or pinky over there. She wants to have her first with her blond best friend Ino and any guy of Ino chosing aslong as its with Ino. Matter of fact thats why she wanted the Uchiha was she wanted to be with her friend even though she hates him. She is even pretending to go with that lee guy to make Ino happy so when things go wrong Ino can help her through it," ino looked at her friend and mouthed we need to talk

"and lets not forget miss icicle. She acts all tough and everything but she actually wants to be dominated. She hates having to be strong and want someone to do with her as they please, hopefully Naruto since he doesnt hurt any of his wives. And then thiers Anko, she has the biggest secret. She acts like a nympho but the only sex she had was when orochimaru raped her. She acts that way because its a mask she wears. Shes lonely but scared to find someone who might hurt her agian. She wants to be with Naruto also since hes kind and strong and likes the tails."

Tsunade sencing the new ki and said "who or where do you have the jutsu to find out about naruto and his wifes."

Jaraiya said "Its on him. The third asked me to put it on him incase any new info he tells because he is keeping so many secrets."

Ino said "release it."

Jaraiya said "I cant. Once its cast it cant be removed."

Tsunade draged him to the door and opened it and punched him agian as his towel flys off and he heads toward sound village agian. Tsunade slamms the door and walks back in and sighs before saying "Work it out yourselfs." and leaving the room.

Everyone looked at each other and Sakura said "I need to go."

Ino said "Sit, all of you."

Everyone sat down right then and looked scared. Ino sighed and said "Ok. What we say here does not leave this room. Everyone is going to tell the whole truth. We are going to figure this mess out and noone is going anywhere till we do."

Anko said "And what makes you think you can hold me here."

Anko found herself held with two tails in her chair and Ino said "I think I can manage."

Anko looked scared and Ino released her and said "Ok, it seems to me everyone has a commen interest. Naruto right." everyone nodded except sakura.

Ino said "Sakura, what he said is true isn't it."

Sakura sighed and looked down and said "Yes. I like guys and girls but I developed a huge crush on you long ago for saving me. I decided then I wanted to be with you and when we hit a stand still and only stayed friends when you fell for Sasuke I chose rivalry to try and get you."

Ino said "So the thing with lee is the same."

Sakura nodded and said "Hes nice and all but does not turn me on like you. I was hoping to convince you to join in so I could be with you."

Ino sighed and said "We will see what happens."

Tenten said "Hinata, what was that whole mess about you."

Hinata blushed and put her fingers together and said "well, its kind of true. My families little dark secret is that all women of our clan are into kinky sex. Mater of fact when a girl hits thirteen like I am all of us get leather outfits and choice of whips or paddles. I chose paddle. As for Naruto. I have known his secret since I was 4. I saw him getting hurt and never letting it get to him was what I wanted so I started stalking him and adding more to my fantasies."

Tenten said "I will never view your family the same agian."

Yukie said "What about you Haku. I mean, is that why you asked me about Naruto."

Haku said "Every since my father killed my mother I have secretely been afraid of men. Then I met Zabaza and he saw me for my bloodline but not a person and used me as his weapon. I felt useful and safe as long as I was able to do as he said. Zabaza repects Naruto and I saw how Naruto lead the negotiations between his team and us to bring us here. That is what I wanted. To be lead and protected and of use. It being to someone nice like Naruto is a plus."

Yukie sighed and said "I know what you mean."

Yugito said as she looked at Anko "Whats your story."

Anko thought for a moment and said "What the old bastard said is true. Decent guys avoid me because of my sensei and the curse seal, and I dont want to be used agian so I try and be something Im not. I use a blood fetish, dress like a slut and talk dirty to keep people form getting to close."

Ino said "What level is your curse seal and which one."

Anko blinked and said "Level 1 earth, why."

Ino smiled and said "How would you like to be rid of it."

Anko blinked. then blinked agian. "Quit messing with me kid. No one can."

Ino said "Naruto can. Him, the Jaraiya from the future, and the Tsunade from the future all worked on trying to remove it because of Sasuke. They learned to take out level one earth seals but never level two. You were dead at that point or he would have done it for you. They wanted to remove the heaven seal but never learned to."

Anko smiled and said "When I see that blonde gaki agian I am going to kiss him."

Ino said "We are going to have to talk about this. So, Anyone got any suggestions."