Garra appeared with sand shushin into the Hokage office to get the scroll for his mission to Suna. Tsunade was at her desk working on paperwork.

Garra said "I am here for the scroll."

Tsunade through it at him and said "Be careful and dont over do it. It could get bad."

Garra started to leave and said "Is it as bad as blue balls and if it is, what exactly is blue balls."

Tsunade dropped her pin and looked at him with a twitching eyebrow and said "Gaara, do you have any idea what you just asked."

Gaara said "No thats why I asked you. No body will tell me."

Tsunade rubbed her temples and said "Follow me." and lead him into her private library. Tsunade stopped and pulled out some scrolls and unsealed the items in them. She turned and said "Do you know the difference between men and women."

Gaara said "I believe it has something to do with those wierd bumps on women chest I saw earlier."

Tsunade wanted to cry and said "Your mission can wait a little while. I need to teach you sexual educatiom"

Temari had heard her brother say something about askind Tsunade and paled. She quickly ran to her room and grabbed her fan and ran toward the front door. Kankuro saw the look of fear on her face and said "Whats wrong sis."

Temari said "If we dont hurry Gaara dead."

Kankuro quickly started chasing after her and said "Whats going on. Is he under attack and if so where."

Temari said "If he asks Tsunade what I think he is she will kill him."

Kankuro said "What could he ask that she would kill him over."

Temari said "He ask Haku and Anko what blueballs were and they did not answer him because they were pissed at the time. He said maybe Tsunade would know."

Kankuro stopped on the rooftop he was on. Temari not sensing him following stopped and said "What are you doing, we got to save Gaara."

Kankuro said "If I go in there now you will have to save me."

Temari said "COWARD" and took off running agian.

Temari came running into the Hokage tower at fool speed.The two ABNU at the door tried to stop here fearing an attack onto to have a fist break both mask as she busted through the door. She looked around and did not see anyone. She then heard a loud thud from the side room. She ran into the room and saw Gaara on the floor out cold with blood flowing from his nose and twitching.

Temari said "You killed him."

Tsunade said "No I did not. Its not my fault he cant handle the truth."

Temari asked "Truth"

Tsunade said "I had already told him the difference between men and women and I had just started about menstal cycles and pregnancy when he flew back from nosebeed. I still have std and menapause to go."

Temari who was over her brothers body blinked and said "What are you talking about."

Tsunade sighed and said "Did that damn village not teach you three anything. Ok it all starts with the differences between men and women..."

Temari tryed to say "Tsu..."

Tsunade said "Dont interupt. anyway the male reproductive organ is called..." and so Temari sat thier for the next 45 minutes listening to Tsunade rant on about sexual education and std. Kankuro feeling guilty about abandoning his family walked into the library and Tsunade said "Dont tell me you dont know about sex also."

Kankuro said "I read your husbands books."

Tsunade sighed and said "Well I guess you are a lost cause now anyways. Oh here you go temari since you did not know anything that means you have not started yet. I dont want one of my girls not having these if you need them." as she hands a box of tampons.

Temari eye twitches as she grabs gaara and the box and storms out of the office. The two ABNU she hit earlier see her comming out and see the tampons and said "You know you can get those at almost any store now."

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as she storms out of the building. Kankuro walks beside her and said "I thought you alre..."

Temari said "If you value your life dont finish that sentance."

Gaara who had finally came around was dropped on the ground. He groans and said "I had the most horrible night...OH NO, ITS STILL HERE" as he points at the tampons box and starts running away toward Suna.

Kankuro feels an increadible ki comming off Temari and slowly backs away. He sees an black shroud surround her and he wonders if Temari has became a puppeteer because her head creaks around slowly to look at him while the rest of her body stays where it was. She then said "5...4..3.."

Kankuro starts running for his life and quickly catches Gaara as they here an explosion behind them. They stop and see a huge tornado of dust and wind comming at them. Kankuro grabs Gaara and said "Im sorry brother I never told you I love you man."

Gaara said "Me too." as the Tornado picks them both up and flings them in the air over and over agian.

In Suna, a watch gaurd said "notify the village a huge sandstorm is heading here and should be here shortly." to another gaurd.

Kankuro said still holding onto Gaara "Cant you stop this thing with your powers."

Gaara said "I tried already. Its too powerful."

Suddenly they both crashed into a stone wall as the tornado tries to go through it. Gaara uses his sand to make him and Kankuro a caccoon. Finally after 20 minutes the tornado disipates and Gaara released the caccoon. Just then they felt a terrible presence approaching thier location quickly. The people of Suna believes it Shukaku come back for revenge.

One gaurd said "You feel that terrible energy coming this way."

Another said "I think its Shukaku."

Garra who was craddeling Kankuro said behind them "Shes scaryer then him."

They both turn and see Gaara and turn back toward the approaching menace and said "Please save us Gaara."

Gaara said "Save you, who the hell going to save me."

Just then Temari finally came over a sandune and the two gaurds relaxed thinking it safe. Temari strolls up and as she passes the two gaurds she drops something. The first gaurd said as he picked it up "You drop this Temari." Of coarse it was the tampons.

That day was the day Suna announced its run in with the new demon Temari. 26 abnu 52 junnin 65 chunnin and 111 gennin were all put in the hospital different objects removed from thier ass. All men.

Kakashi had came by to drop off his next 100 jutsu for the library and to show he was ready for the second level of the Rasengan. After demonstating he could pop the water balloon Kakashi followed Naruto to his room to get the next part.

Naruto walked over to the dresser and got out 2 blue rubber ball and said "The next step is to learn to use enough power to pop this." as he tossed one to Kakashi and demenstrated blowing it up.

Kakashi tries and no go. He looks over at the bed with all Naruto wives in it sleeping but Anko who is reading Jaraiya new book Adventures of an Heir volume 4 and said "You really need to let them out of bed somtime Naruto. If you dont they will all get pregnant at the same time and you wont get any."

Naruto said "I dont mean to hurt them."

Kakashi said "Maybe you should learn control."

Anko said "Kakashi, he has enough control. Just acts miss may I have another Naruto sama"

kakashi said "You got a bondage freak. who is it tenten, ino, yugito, anko."

Anko said "Hinata."

Kakashi blinked, blinked agian, and blink agian before bursting out laughing and said "Thats a good one. Sweet little Hinata. Please, I would believe that only if someone saw Orochimaru chasing Jaraiya all over Iwa ontop of manda with a sign that says have ass will follow." as he wipes a tear away from his good eye.

Just then Hinata mumbles "Yes Naruto-sama may I have another."

Kakashi sweatdrops and said "I will never view her the same agian."

Kurenai walks in and said "Anko what are you still doing in bed and Hinata still asleep. We had team practice an hour ago. Thats why I am here. Shizune let me in so I can see Hinata."

Anko said "We have all been put on bed rest and medical leave."

Kurenai said "What happened."

Anko looked at Naruto who was rubbing the back of his head.

Kurenai said "What did you do to them."

Naruto said "I guess we got a little excited last night."

Kurenai said "Just be careful with Hinata, shes fragile and innocent."

Kakashi, Anko, and Naruto sweatdropped.

Kurenai said "Whats with the looks."

Hinata then mummbled "Hinata been a bad girl agian. Will Narutosama punish her agian."

Kurenai sweatdrops and looks at Naruto and said "WHAT THE HELL YOU DO TO MY STUDENT."

Hinata jumped up uncovering herself and was still in her leather outfit. Kakashi flys backwards from bloodloss and Anko bust out laughing.

Kurenai said "but...but...what...how...I think I need to go." and walks out feeling her forhead.

Naruto said "Go back to sleep. I will bring lunch in a little while." as he grabs Kakashi and Flame shushin away and drops him where he appeared before dissapearing agian. Fortunately for Kakashi Naruto dropped him in a spare bedroom in the house. Unfortinatly it was same room that Shizune happened to be in the shower at the time since hers had to be fixed.

Naruto stopped and got some ramen and dango on his way back to the house and reappeared inside his room with the food. Somehow all the girls chose that moment to wake up and walk some.

Anko who was chewing on some dango said "Naruto, I got a questiond thats been bothering me since yesterday."

Naruto said "What is it Anko."

Anko said "If your the new kyuubi and a demon, how come your not as strong as him."

Naruto said "Think about it Anko, I may be immortal and a demon now but my body in this timeline is almost is but a few years old. Kyuubi was alive and here on our dimension for over 10,000 years. When I get older I will get stronger but I wont have the power to destroy a mountian with a tail for a long time. I will have to still get stronger. Thats why the battle with Itachi I could not just wipe the floor with him or my battle with sanray. I found out a long time ago even if your demon is pushing every ounce of power into you it can only so much can come out at a time or you will blow up. Sanray was over confident in his demons power and the seals on him. Thats how I was able to last longer, not to mention I probably have close to as much charkra as any 2 people. I just have better control now of it. Right now I truthfully dont know how strong I actually am."

Anko said "I guess it makes since. I just thought you would get all of his power."

Ino laughed at that and Anko looked at her until she said "The last major battle we had before we came back Naruto was up to about 6 tail of kyuubi power. He felt like a natural disaster on the battle field."

Naruto sighed and asked "Does anyone need anything else for a while or are you all ok on your own for a while."

Yukie said "I think we are good, why."

Naruto said "I am going to go train for a little while."

Naruto left after kissing all his wives and walked out back to his training ground. He tapped his hand adding chakra and said "40" suddenly meeting earth with his face. He thought I was only at 30 when I came back into the stadium. I hope I am wrong but I got a bad feeling that something bad will happen. I need to get stronger. as he tried to do a push up only to get about an inch off the ground before falling agian.

It had been almost 2 weeks since the sand sibs have left. All the repairs to the village finally finished. Tsunade was currently in the Hokage office drinking sake. The third finally had pity on her after the first week and told her about Kagebunshins. She went home that day and learned it from the family library. She heard a knock on her door and hid her sake before saying "Enter."

The sand sibs walked in and Temari said "Mission accomplished Tsunade. They agreed to be our ally agian without any trouble. They named the director of the hospital the Kazekage since he has administrative skills and is respected even though he retired from being an active ninja 5 years ago."

Tsunade said "Did Gaara scare them."

Temari said "Gaara did not have to say or do anything. I handle the negotiations."

Tsunade nodded and said "Thats good. Your all dismissed, temari can I speak to you private."

After Gaara and Kankuro left tsunade said "I hope you thought about what I was teaching you before you left and if you need any advice my doors open for you. If you need any more supplies and are to embarressed to get them let me know. Dismissed."

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Temari walked out the office and Gaara and Kankuro saw the twitching and backed out of her way quitely following her. When they made it to the house they saw Naruto doing laps around the house and Gaara said "I will join you Naruto."and quickly took off.

Kankuro was about to say something when temari said "I am not unpacking your stuff." He hung his head in shame affraid to get on her badside.

When they walked in Anko and Yukie were looking at a book together and Temari said "What are you doing."

Yukie said "We are looking for baby supplies."

Temari said "Thats cool. So how much longer do you got."

Yukie said "a little over seven months left."

Anko sighed and said "I got almost almost the entire thing left."

Temari said "Your pregnant also."

Anko said "Yeah, turned out that wild night we had I got pregnant and yukie already was. The rest however are not but give them time and I sure they will eventually."

Temari said "Have you thought of any names yet."

Yukie said "we are going to wait until we know the gender before naming. That way we dont by stuff we dont need. Right now we are just looking for stuff for the nursery."

Temari said "Anything exciting happen while I was gone."

Anko laughed and said "Yeah. Something big happened."

Flashback.

Shizune had just gotten done taking a shower. Hers was broke right now and a plumber was coming later this week to fix it. She quickly dried herself off and left the bathroom with a towel wrapped around her and one she wad drying her hair with. She left her cloths on the dresser in the bedroom so she walked over to it with the towel over her head still drying it. She stopped and took off her towel from her body and reached to get her cloths. She heard a moan behind her an turned to look at the entruder. Unfortinately in doing so her intruder got to see everything.

Kakashi who had just woke up saw a naked woman in front of him and he was on some strange bed. Deciding that he must have gotten drunk and was getting lucky her oncovered his sharingan to remember every detail of the woman unable to tell who it was since her head was covered with a towel. When she turned around and his eyes looked over her body quickly, finally making it to her head he relised his mistake.

Shizune who saw Kakashi with his sharingan on screamed "PERVERT" and used Dokugiri (Poison Mist) to conceal herself as she grabed her cloths and ran out the room. Kakashi not realising the danger tried to follow her to explain and ran into the mist breathing some. Naruto runs down the hall after hearing his mother scream and sees Kakashi collapse and checks his surroundings for an attack. He sees the poison mist and quickly took him to the hospital for treatment. Unfortunately a few hours later Kakashi nurse happened to be Shizune making her rounds an proceeded to beat the shit out of him for peeping when he tried to explain.

Flashback end

Temari was rolling on the floor laughing. Finally she stops laughing and said "So how does it feel to be pregnant."

Yukie said "I have wierd cravings and like ramen alot more for some reason. That and retaining water are the only bad things I can tell so far. Its great not having a monthly though."

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Yukie saw this and said "Whats wrong, temari." after thinking a moment said "Are you upset over that. Is it that time."

Temari said through gritted teeth "no its not my time. I dont know when my time is."

Anko said "Oh you have not started yet. lucky girl. I started when I was 11. If you need any advice just let me know."

Temari screamed and stormed out of the room.

Yukie said "Whats wrong with her."

Anko said "I guess she must be getting ready to start. I wonder if she needs any supplies."

Yukie said "When we go to the store agian we should get her some just incase."

Anko nodded.

Naruto and Gaara came in after hearing about the mission and Anko said "Naruto, avoid temari for a while. You have a habit of saying things without thinking and Temari getting ready to start her time."

Naruto and Gaara paled and Naruto said "We will be training for the next week in the forest of death, its safer." and Gaara sand shushined and Naruto flamed shushin away.

Yukie said "I wonder what thier problem is."

Anko said "Men just dont understand women that well. Oh well, find any thing yet."