Mentally
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the ball?
Thankyous to all my reviewers!
Disclaimer: I don't own CATS!
A/N 1: YES! I have updated!
A/N 2: I suggest you watch the DVD before reading the rest of the chapters, cos I'm not putting
who sings what line.
A/N 3: You'll have to forgive me if I get lyrics wrong!
{Coricopat} = Mental thoughts.
[Tantomile] = Mental thoughts.
Coricopat's movements.
Tantomile's movements.
Every thing else.
Chapter 6: The Invitation to the Jellicle Ball.
{Oooooooohhhhhhh......pretty dancing...}
[Oh for God's sake Cori! Pull yourself together! *Sniffs indignantly* Besides, I think there's dirt on her leg.](1)
{You're just jealous that you can't dance like that!}
[Don't be ridiculous! If I wanted to look like there was not a single bone in my entire body I would get Mistress to cast a bone removal spell on me!]
{Oh, like: 'Brachium E'mendo!'}
[I beg your pardon?]
{You know, that Lockhart dude from Harry Potter said it and Harry's arm went all boneless.}
[How on Earth did you manage to get into the theatre to see that?]
{Just lucky I gue-}
[Shhh! Quaxo's gonna start The Invitation!]
{The what?}
[The Invitation. Y'know, to the Jellicle Ball?]
{The what Ball?}
[The JELLICLE Ball!]
{Huh?}
[OH just shut up and listen to Quaxo.]
{Who?}
Slaps Coricopat.
{Oww-ch!}(2)
[Shh!]
"Jellicle Cats come out tonight!
Jellicle Cats come one come all!"
[ONSTAGE! I'm not being late again!]
"The Jellicle moon is shining bright,
Jellicles come to the Jellicle ball..."
{Do we have to listen to Munk drone on and on and on and on and on and on and-}
[Yes we do!]
{Fine.}
"Jellicle Cats meet once a year,
At the Jellicle Ball where we all rejoice!
And the Jellicle leader will soon appear,
And make what is known as the Jellicle choice."
{-and on and on and on and on and on and on-}
"When Old Deuteronomy, just before dawn,
Through a silence you feel you could cut with a knife."
{-on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on-}
[[I could do with a knife right now]]
"Announces the cat who can now be reborn!
And come back to a different Jellicle life."
[[And for my mental health I hope it's me.]]
{-and on and on and on and on and on and on and on-}
"For waiting up there is the Heaviside Layer,
Full of wonders one Jellicle only will see."
{-on and on and on and on an-}
[SHUT THE HELL UP!]
{*Small voice* Sorry}
[So you should be.]
{I can't help it, he just goes on and on and on and on and-}
[Don't start that up again if you value your life.]
{Yes ma'am.}
"And Jellicles ask,
Because Jellicles dare: Who will it be?"
"Who will it be?"
[Me, hopefully, so I don't have to put up with this sorry excuse for a cat.]
{Munkustrap?}
[You, you idiot!]
{Oh. – HEY!}
[The truth hurts.]
1. When Victoria rakes her fingers along her leg, she looks like someone has just told her she has dirt on her leg, yes, she did hear Tanti – all will be revealed!
2. Sharkboy and Lavagirl quote.