Mentally
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the ball?
Thankyous to all my reviewers!
Disclaimer: I don't own CATS!
A/N 1: Another Chappie for ya!
A/N 2: I suggest you watch the DVD before reading the rest of the chapters, cos I'm not putting
who sings what line.
A/N 3: You'll have to forgive me if I get lyrics wrong!
{Coricopat} = Mental thoughts.
[Tantomile] = Mental thoughts.
Coricopat's movements.
Tantomile's movements.
Every thing else.
Chapter 7: The Old Gumbie Cat Part1.
[So, who's the first candidate?]
{Ummmmmmmmmmmmm...}
[Well you're helpful]
{I know.}
[And modest.]
{I know}
[And a selfish, stuck up, moronic pig!]
{I know.}
[HE ADMITS IT!]
{Wha- Oh damn!}
"I have a Gumbie Cat in mind,
Her name is Jennyanydots,"
{Oh man! Munku gets to sing this song too!}
[So?]
{Well, he goes on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and-}
[!]
"Her coat is of the tabby kind,
With tiger stripes,
And leopard spots."
{So's ours, but you don't see them singing songs about us do you?}
[Oh get over it!]
"All day she sits beneath the stairs,
Or on the steps or on the mat."
[Gee, that's not true!]
{Yeah, she spends most of the day chasing after the kittens and telling off Pouncie, Tumble and Plato.}
[And you.]
{Yeah. Wait – what?}
[You are so gullible*snicker*]
"She sits and sits and sits and sits,
And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat,
That's what makes a Gumbie Cat!"
{So does that make Cassandra a Gumbie Cat? Cos that's all she does, sits and sits and sits and sits and sits and sits and sits and sits and sit-}
[Y'know, that's more annoying than 'on and on and on']
{Really? *Takes deep breath to go on and on about Cassandra sitting*}
[Don't start.]
{*Let's breath out slowly*}
"But, when the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun."
{Wow.}
[You bet.]
"She's deeply concerned with the ways of the mice."
{Why? If we have a problem with mice we just eat them.}
[That's totally immoral!]
{Why? Haven't you ever played the game Cat and Mouse? With real mice too.}
[Of course not! It's just wrong! Cat and Bird is much more moral.]
"Their behaviour's not good
And their manners not nice!"
{Their mice for crying out loud! Their brains are the size of a pea!}
[Which is more than you can say.]
"So when she has got them line up on the matting,
She teaches them-"
{What? She teaches them what? I must know! Tell me!}
[Shaddap and listen!]
"Music, crocheting and tatting!"