Mentally

A/n: I AM NOT DEAD! (hehe 'Dedd') I've just been really buisy and my muse ran away. (Damn you Jolllly) So here's another chapter to make up for it!

Chapter 8: The Old Gumbie Cat Part2

{Oh.}

"I have a Gumbie Cat in mind
Her name is Jennyanydots,"

{We know! Get on with the #$%ing song!}

[I thought I confiscated all of your DVD's with swearing in them..?]

{Yeah, I, erm, went over to Tugger's house...}

[You are sooo dead!]

"The curtain cord she likes to wind and tie it into sailor knots,"

{Wow, geeze that'd be boring!}

[I'll tie your tail into sailor knots if you don't shut-up! *laughs evily*]

"She sits upon the windowsill or anything that's smooth and flat
She sits and sits and sits and sits..."

{And sits and sits and sits and sits-}

[*Light fluffy sing-song voice* Oh Coricooo...*Normal voice* I'MA KILL YOU!]

"And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat!
That's what makes a Gumbie Cat!"

{So that makes Cassandra a Gumbie Cat because-}

[*Hits him discreetly* Oh wow! De ja vu!]

"But . . .
When the day's hustle and bustle is done
Then the Gumbie Cat's work is but hardly begun
She thinks that the cockroaches need employment,"

{'Cockroach' sounds like a dirty word}

[You think 'Tinkywinky(1)' sounds like a dirty word]

{*Hysterical* You said the 'T' word!}

[It's gonna be a loooong night...]

"To prevent them from idle and wanton destroyment,"

[Oh yeah, suuure! They care about the Cockroaches creating chaos-]

{The 'C' word! Two dollars in the potty-mouth bucket!}

[You've been watching the audio commentary for The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe again haven't you?] (2)

{CHARGE!}

"So she's formed from that lot of disorderly louts,
A troop of well disciplined helpful boy scouts,"

[Which Corico promptly tried to eat]

{Oh c'mon! That was ages ago! They looked like brownies!}

"With a purpose in life and a good deed to do
And she's even created a Beetles Tattoo!"

{The Beetles were my favourite band...*Fangirly sigh*}

[You thought The Jonas Brothers were cool!] (3)

{Oh hey! Time for a huge dance number!}

[How come we're suddenly magically dressed as cockroaches - Corico! Put that fork down!]

{Woops...}

"For she's a jolly good fellow!,"

{Yeah...}

"Thank you my dears!"

1. Okay, my little cousin thinks that 'Tinkywinkie' sounds like a dirty word and he runs around saying: "I got a little Tinkywinkie!" Yeah so, I don't own the Tellytubbies.

2. There's this bit in the commentary where Georgie Henley tells about this thing called 'The Potty-Mouth Bucket'. Whenever she heard some-one swear on set she'd call out "Two dollars in the potty-mouth bucket!"

3. Apologies to you Beatles fans! I think they're awesome too, but Tanti doesn't! But I refuse to apologise to The Jonas Brothers fans. Nick Jonas totally ruined the 25th Les Miserables Anniversary Concert! (Go Norm Lewis!) Again, apologies for comparing The Beatles to The Jonas Brothers!