Mentally
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the ball?
Thankyous to all my reviewers!
Disclaimer: I don't own CATS!
A/N: Aww jeeze, I'm SO sorry for not updating sooner!
{Coricopat} = Mental thoughts.
[Tantomile] = Mental thoughts.
Coricopat's movements.
Tantomile's movements.
Every thing else.
Chapter10: The Rum Tum Tugger Part 2
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious beast!"
{OMOD! (1) How long does this Tinky-Winkie song GO for?}
[You said the T-word...]
{Desperate times call for desperate measures!}
[You're hopeless.]
"My disobliging ways are a matter of habit,"
{Yeah, and Tanti has a habit of reading very long, French books (2) that I can't read over her shoulder! - but I don't sing about it!}
[Well it's not MY fault you're stupid!]
"If you offer me fish then I always want a feast
When there isn't any fish then I won't eat rabbit
If you offer me cream then I sniff and sneer
But I only like what I find for myself,"
{Somehow, when he says that, it makes it sound illegal...} (3)
"So you'll catch me in it right up to my ears
If you put it away on the larder shelf!"
{Ugh! What's with the pelvic thrusts - TANTI!}
[What?]
{Stop drooling!}
[I wasn't drooling!]
"The Rum Tum Tugger is artful and knowing,"
{Hehe, that sounds like 'Awful annoying'...}
[YOU'RE awfull annoying!]
"The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle,"
{Does he insist on referring to himself in third person?}
[What about the time when Alonzo and Pouncival got you really drunk and you went around calling yourself 'El Corico'?]
{You took an oath that you would never mention that again!}
[I lied.] (4)
"But I'll leap in your lap in the middle of your sewing
For there's nothing I enjoy like a horrible muddle!"
{That's probably why he likes Cettie and Leccy so much - their brains are all a muddle! *Guffaws loudly*}
[So I wonder why he doesn't like you...]
{Huh? Heeeeey...}
[LOL you're so slow-]
{Did you just 'LOL'?}
[I can see it now - Corico: The SLOW!] (5)
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat,"
{And by curi-}
[Don't say it. Don't even think it. Or I WILL castrate you.]
{*Gulp*}
"The Rum Tum Tugger doesn't care for a cuddle,"
{Well we don't care for the Rum Tum Tugger, so there!}
[THAT'S a lie!]
"The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
And there isn't any need for me to spout it
For he will do as he do do
And there's no doing anything about it!"
{HOLY S*** that was a piercing scream! My ears are ringing!}
[You are a bell head...]
*Crickets chirp*
[That was a bad joke...]
{Hey Tanti?}
[Yes, oh slow one?]
{What's that moving pile of seaweed over there?}
[What are you talking about? Seaweed doesn't move - HOLY CRAP IT'S A MOVING PILE OF SEAWEED! Oh wait, it's just Grizabella.]
{What's a Grizabella?}
[*Face paw*]
1. 'OMOD', whoever guesses the meaning is awesome!
2. Les Miserables anyone?
3.+4. Guess the anime and movie these quotes come from! (Bonus points for characters!)
5. Thank you to Rupleteazah, who's review gave me the idea for this line
A/N: Sorry again for the lousy update! I'm a worthless author who wastes valuable internet data with my stories! OH GREAT DIVINE BEING! FORGIVE MEEEEEE! - Sorry, I was having a Ritsu Sohma moment...
But seriously, I apologise for the short chapter - more will be coming! I promise...