Mentally
What really goes through Coricopat and Tantomile's heads at the ball?
Thankyous to all my reviewers!
Disclaimer: I don't own CATS!
A/N: OK, so I said this would be a longer chapter, but I forgot that 'Grizabella' has about four lines…
{Coricopat} = Mental thoughts.
[Tantomile] = Mental thoughts.
Coricopat's movements.
Tantomile's movements.
Every thing else.
Chapter11: Grizabella
[Wow that Queen needs a manicure…]
{You're one to talk…}
[Whaaat?]
{Nothing…}
"Remark the cat,
Who hesitates towards you,"
[[I'd be hesitating towards this lot to!]]
"In the light of the door,
Which opens on her,
Like a grin,"
{Dawn? What's she talkin' about? It's the middle of the blinking night!}
[She said 'the door' not 'the dawn' you dimwit.]
{Hmm, yes.}
[What do you mean 'Hmm, yes'?]
{Hmm, yes.} (1)
"You see the boarder of her coat is torn,
And stained with sand,"
{I don't see how our coats can be torn OR stained – we don't wear clothes!}
[They mean our FUR coats!]
{But we don't WEAR clothes!}
[OMOD! You are so STUPID!] (2)
"And you see the corner of her eye twist,
Like a crooked pin,"
{Yeah, those are really annoying, especially when Jenny left one lying around this one time and Tanti-}
[*Blushing furiously* SHUT UP YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING MORON! *Breathes heavily* Oh wow de-ja-vu!]
"Grizabella, the Glamour Cat,"
{Who?}
[The moving blob of seaweed!]
{WHERE?}
"Grizabella, the Glamour Cat,"
{Yeah, we get it. Jeez – you lot are so repetitive!}
[You're one to talk!] (3)
"And who would ever suppose that that,
Was Grizabella, the Glamour Cat,"
[We'll that was longest song I've ever heard...]
{What's with the cheery music?}
[Hah? Oh it's the next song!]
{What's tha - um, Tanti?}
[Oui mon fère?] (4)
{Since when have you spoken German? - Is that a giant, tuxedo wearing, spoon toting bowling ball?}
[Yep.]
{HOLY ***********}
[Jeez, I'm kidding. It's Bustopher Jones!]
{Who?}
Yay, short chapter...
1. Guess where this came from! (Hint: It's from a manga!)
2. Have you guessed what it means yet?
3. Whoa! Role reversal alert!
4. For those who don't speak French: 'Yes my brother?'
OMG, I know I'm a lousy updater and I know these chapters are short, but a long one is coming! I pwomise!