Clare is excited. Clare is happy. Clare is Someday.
Eli is excited. Eli is happy. Eli is Someday.
Adam is excited. Adam is happy. Adam is Someday.
Imogen is excited. Imogen is happy. Imogen is Someday.
Alli is excited. Alli is happy. Alli is Someday.
Fitz is excited. Fitz is happy. Fitz is Someday.
Drew is excited. Drew is happy. Drew is Someday.
Ritz is excited, Ritz is happy. Ritz is Someday.
"We Should go somewhere." Imogen says. They Nod. "But where?" Adam asks. "How about America?"
Clare, Eli, Adam, Imogen, Alli, Fitz , Drew, and Ritz arrive in America. They go to California. They see Selena Gomez. They Spray Selena Gomez. Selena Gomez is Someday.
They see Pitbull. They spray Pitbull. Pitbull is Someday.
They See Kim Kardashian. They Spray Kim Kardashian. Kim Kardashian is Someday.
They see Jay Leno. They Spray Jay Leno. Jay Leno is Someday.
Pitbull tells all his fans in Spanish(confusing some people) to go buy Someday. All Pitbull's Spanish speaking fans are Someday.
Kim Kardashian tweets: OMG! #Swag #Someday, go buy it, u won't regret it! It is fab! Kim's Twitter stalkers are Someday.
Jay Leno tells everyone to go buy Someday. They do it. They think it's a joke. Jay Leno's mid life crisis fans are Someday.
Clare, Eli, Adam, Imogen, Alli, Fitz, Drew, Ritz, Selena Gomez, Pitbull, Kim Kardashian, and Jay Leno meet at the nearest Starbucks with all of their fans. "Where to next?" Pitbull asks. "Forks Washington." Clare says. "Edward…" Clare, Adam, Imogen, Selena, Kim, and Drew say. "No, Jacob…" Eli, Alli, Fitz, Ritz, Pitbull and Jay say. They fight. "Cut it out!" Imogen says. "We all know Edward will win." Imogen gets punched by Alli. Is Imogen still someday?
I think it'll be the experience of a lifetime for those 12 to go see Edward, Bella, Charlie, Jacob, and that dude with dreads, Tell me, is he still alive? Cause I've only seen one movie…