Superman wears Death The Kid pajamas.
Patty: Sis,is it possible to silence nothing? Liz: Yeah, if you're Death The Kid.
Someone once said to Death The Kid that something doesn't have to be symmetrical to be beautiful. This has been recorded as the worst mistake in the history of the world.
The only reason why Death The Kid never won an Emmy for being on "Soul Eater" is because no one in their right mind would give something asymmetrical. It's akin to asking for immediate death. (I Googled "emmy award." They actually are asymmetrical.)
Somewhere right now, Death The Kid is shooting a Kishin that isn't symmetrical.
There about 88 symmetrical items in an ordinary house that Death The Kid could use to kill someone. Fortunately, no one has told him this.
Death The Kid's tears cure asymmetry. Too bad he has never cried.
When Asura goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Death The Kid.
Death The Kid knows exactly what time he went to sleep (8:00).
Death The Kid is so fast, he can ring eight doorbells at the same time.
Death The Kid can check his Facebook on a typewriter.
If you have $8.00 and Death The Kid has $8.00, it means he has more money than you.