Item #3: Discover the meaning of life.

A/N: I have no excuses for you. I said it would be Monday or Tuesday when this was posted, but it was not. I apologize.

Warning: This is a little more serious than they previous two.

Disclaimer: Not mine.

Many a person has pondered the meaning of life. Why am I here? What is my life all about? What is the meaning of it all?

In the movie Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, the supercomputer Deep Thought comments that no one has really ever even known what the question is that pertains to the meaning of life.

The Monty Python meaning of life was to "try to be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try to live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations." Well, Tony had already tried all that.

He had gotten so desperate as to search for an answer on Google, only to be met with '42'. So he combed through Wikipedia, which gave him not one answer but multitudes: realize one's potential ideals, achieve biological perfection, seek wisdom and knowledge, do good/the right thing, attain spiritual enlightenment, life is bad, and so on. After a few hours of analyzing how he might do such things, he closed the window with a savage click of his mouse.

None of those seemed to really be his meaning in life.

People spent so much time speculating about this philosophical topic, he began to wonder if the meaning of life was for its creator to laugh at their wasted attempts.

But no, that just wouldn't be right either.

It wasn't until after many talks with the medical examiner that realization slapped him in the back of the head.

Gibbs slapped heads and built boats while mourning his lost loves.

McGee played videogames and wrote books that were allegedly not about his co-workers.

Abby slept in coffins and had a farting hippo.

Everyone had different passions, hates, and habits. Everyone was different, so why couldn't their meanings be different, too?

Yes, that sounded about right.

Well, that was another thing crossed off of his bucket list. He had found out the meaning of life, even if he hadn't necessarily found his own.

(The Monty Python version sounded nice and easy)

A/N: I warned you it would not be as funny, but I still made a bit of an attempt at humor. And I do not think that avoiding eating fat is Tony's meaning of life, but I think it is something he would have thought of.

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