SasuSaku High

(A SasuSaku School Fic 5.)

JaraTsun! No way!

Before Sasuke and Sakura was Jaraiya and Tsunade. Tsunade was drunk and Jaraiya wasn't in any of a better condition. Sakura had seen the reason why Sasuke had freaked out. Tsunade was kissing Jaraiya. French kissing Jaraiya. Sakura's face turned a sour form as she saw Tsunade un-buttoning Jaraiya's shirt. Sasuke screamed.

"Shut up Sasuke!" Sakura shouted. "We need to focus at the mission at hand." Sakura added grabbing the toilet paper.

Sasuke nodded and the couple headed to the front of the house. Sakura took the role of toilet paper and threw it over a tree. Sasuke then grabbed one and threw it over the side of the house. They continued and moved to different places through out Jaraiya's front yard. Then suddenly after about 15 minutes later, Sasuke let out a girly scream and plopped down on the ground. Sakura looked over to find Jaraiya shirtless, and Tsunade awfully close. She pulled off her shirt and Sakura joined Sasuke in a girly scream.

Tsunade threw her shirt back on and ran out the door.

"Damn kids!" She yelled throwing a vase. Sasuke dodged it.

"You old hag!" Sasuke yelped.

"Wait! Sasuke?" Tsunade said squinting her eyes trying to see through the dark.

"Uh uh, no!" Sasuke replied changing his voice tone. "I'm Naruto."

"And I'm Ino!" Sakura quickly said standing next to Sasuke. Tsunade looked at the figures in black with disbelief.

"What the hell is going on here?!" Jaraiya shouted running up to the door.

"Ino and Naruto teepeed the house!" Tsunade replied forming her hand into a fist. Sakura and Sasuke ran back to Hinata and Neji's house screaming.

Sakura opened the door to the Hyuuga mansion and burst out laughing. Sasuke did the same as they both sat down on the couch.

"That was hilarious!" Sakura yelled still laughing.

"Jaraiya is such a perv!" Sasuke replied laughing as well Sakura whipped a tear from the corner of her eye and looked around. It was only them

"Hey where is everybody?" She asked. Sasuke sat up and looked around. Nobody.

"They're playing a trick on us." Was what he replied.

"Or they ditched us." Sakura added. That was probably it. Sasuke nodded and Sakura slipped her shoes on.

"How far is your house from here?" Sakura asked.

"About a mile." He replied. "Yours?"

"A half a mile. Ino's and TenTen's are on the other side of town. And Naruto has an old apartment next to Temari's which is on the out skirts of town. What about the guys?"

"Well Shikamaru lives with his parents in a condo close to TenTen. Then Kaji doesn't have a place yet so he's been living with me. So if they were to go to someone's house they would go to yours." Sasuke responded.

"Crap! I gave TenTen my garage code!" Sakura yelled in frustration.

"Well let's go and get them." Sasuke said and grabbed Sakura's arm pulling her out the door.

The two teenagers raced down the street. Sakura gazed over at Jaraiya's house and chuckled. She then looked to see Sasuke with a serious look on his face. Sakura sighed.

"Do you even know how to have fun?" She asked him with a smirk. Sasuke just stared at the road ahead without notice.

"What's the address?" Sasuke asked about five minutes later.

"Oh um, I live on 1644 South Wilcott." She replied being snapped back to reality. Sasuke and Sakura turned the corner and stopped.

"Is this it?" Sasuke asked half way in awe.

"Yah." She responded walking up to her garage. She opened the key pad where she would punch in the code. And that's what she did. Her garage opened almost silently as she walked in urging Sasuke to hurry up.

"Why was it so quiet?" He asked.

"Because it has a built in silencer." She replied in a smart 'know it all' tone.

The two teens walked in the garage and Sakura went to open the door that led into her house. The door opened with a creepy screech. When Sakura looked in, it was pitch black. Sasuke was right behind her with basically no facial expression what so ever.

They walked into Sakura's 'mansion' cautiously. Sakura was tip toeing while Sasuke just stayed quiet.

"Let's split up." Sakura suggested. Sasuke nodded. "I'll take the top floor." He replied. Sakura agreed and headed down her stairs. She couldn't see anything.

Sasuke walked up the huge stair case quietly. She has a big house, he thought. The stairs creaked with every step, some louder than others. There was a door slightly open to the left. That was the first room Sasuke checked out. He opened the door quietly. Sasuke heard foot steps from across the room. Then suddenly, he saw something shine. Before Sasuke knew it, a man was coming after him with a knife. He threw the guy over his shoulder and onto the ground. Sasuke was about to body slam him until he heard his voice.

"Sasuke teme stop!" Sasuke recognized the voice and helped him up. It was Naruto.

"Why the hell did you do that?!" Sasuke yelled at the blonde that stood before him.

"It was a joke!" Naruto responded and the rest of the guys came out of the closet.

"We got you!" They all shouted, Kaji jumping around like and idiot.

"Yep! And the girls are gonna get Sakura way worse than we got you!" Naruto added.

Sakura went down the stairs with her eyes wide. She was scared. Sakura hated her basement, especially in the dark. She got down off the stairs finally and walked over to the door which led into her laundry room. She turned the door knob and felt ooze falling on top of her. Sakura looked up to see a bucket of red stuff on top of the door. It fell on her and the stuff coated the blonde girl. Sakura screamed then looked at her hands and wanted to puke. It smelled nasty and it was red. No it wasn't red paint. It was blood!

"Holy…SHIT!!!!" Sakura screamed and started running around frantically. Then suddenly, a big glob plopped in front of her. She looked at it and noticed that it was a heart! This didn't help the fact that Sakura was screaming already. She once again started running around as if the house was burning down. Then the lights flickered on. Sakura looked around to see someone in a cape with a white mask that looked like Scream. This person had a knife and had blood on their mask. The person attacked her and threw her on the ground. The killer sat on top of her and started to peel of their mask. Sakura stared with great intent and saw who it was.

"INO!!!!!!" Sakura screamed and about passed out.

Ino looked down and smiled.

"Gotcha!" She yelled. Sakura pushed Ino off of her and stood off. She hugged herself and shivered.

"I hate you!" Sakura replied.

"Don't worry." Ino said. "The guys did something to Sasuke too." Sakura then broke out laughing.

"Then what the hell was with the blood and heart?" Sakura asked.

"Oh yeah! TenTen's uncle works at a meat diner. So he gave us some pig blood and a pig heart." She responded laughing. Sakura glared. It was real blood. Sakura sighed and noticed the rest of the girls laughing in the back.

"I hate all of you!" Sakura yelled sarcastically. Their laughing just grew and they headed up stairs.

Sakura got up to the top of the stairs and saw Sasuke and Shikamaru talking while drinking sake. Sasuke looked fine. Sakura's eyes turned red and she attacked Naruto.

"What did you guys do to him?!" She asked screaming.

"We attacked him!" Naruto replied.

"You attacked him?!" Sakura yelled pulling Naruto's hair. "Look at me! I just had a blood bath! And I got attacked by Ino and stepped on a heart!" All the guys, including Sasuke broke out laughing.

Sakura's face turned red with anger. She grabbed the heart out of the bucket that TenTen was holding it in. Sakura stomped over to Sasuke and slammed it in his face. The guys were laughing even harder.

"What the hell?!" Sasuke shouted.

"That's how I feel!" Sakura retorted.

"Okay you two should go take showers." Ino suggested.

"Fine. But I get the upstairs one." Sakura replied going up her stairs. Sasuke just sighed.

"Hn." Was all he said and headed down stairs.

--------------About 20 Minutes Later------------

Sakura stepped out of the shower and wrapped a towel around her body. She shivered for a second then walked out of her bathroom. She headed down the hallway towards her room. Sakura opened the door to see TenTen and Hinata on her bed and Ino and Temari in her arm chair. Sakura walked in and glared at them.

"Okay Sakura we're sorry!" Temari shouted.

"I know." Sakura replied. "I just like making you guys feel guilty."

Ino glared at Sakura for a second then looked at her. There was a long moment of silence.

"Hey Sakura." Ino said looking at her blonde friend. "If you don't mind me asking, what size of bra do you wear?" Sakura turned bright red and turned around

"E 32." She replied and turned away from them. Ino jaw gaped open. Sakura didn't look that big. Of course she was above average, but an E? That was just weird.

"I can top that." Temari said with her nose in air.

"I bet I can too." TenTen added.

"Same here." Ino said.

"Yep." Was all Hinata said. The next thing you knew the girls were racing down the stairs.

"Sasuke-kun!"

"Neji-kun!"

"Shikamaru!"

"Kaji-san!"

"Naruto-kun!"

The girls paraded over to the guys arguing over whose 'chest' was the biggest.

"Whose chest is the biggest?!" They all shouted in sync. A wave of red overcame all of the boy's faces.

"I think you're all the same." Neji muttered.

"No fucking way!" TenTen shouted. Everyone else was shocked that TenTen said a curse word. "There is no way I am as flat chested as them!" TenTen yelled.

Sakura ran over to Sasuke.

"No Sasuke! I know you know I know that you know that I am the biggest!" Sakura whaled trying to keep her towel up. Everybody looked at Sakura, then TenTen, then Ino, then Hinata, then Temari.

"We need to talk this over." Sasuke said coolly pulling the guys into a group huddle. The girls meanwhile kept on arguing.

"So what do you think?" Asked Shikamaru.

"I know it's not TenTen." Neji replied.

"I wish it was but it's not Hinata." Naruto added. Neji glared at him.

"It's definitely not Ino then." Shikamaru mumbled.

"I don't think its Temari." Kaji said a little confused.

"I think its Sakura." Sasuke said finally contributing to the group.

"Then it's decided?" Neji asked.

"Yep." The blonde boy replied.

The guys pulled back from their huddle and nodded.

"It's Sakura." They all said at the same time.

"Oh yeah!" Sakura shouted jumping in the air. "You just got served TenTen!" She ranted. TenTen glared along with the other girls. It was going to be a long night.