SasuSaku High

(A SasuSaku School Fic 9.)

The Wedding And Honey Moon

Sasuke once again woke up to the sound of music ringing through the house. He sighed.

"She's at it again." He muttered under his breath. He walked down the long case of stairs and found Sakura cleaning house and making breakfast. "What are you doing?" He asked her rubbing his eyes.

"Oh Sasuke-kun you're awake!" Sakura yelled and ran over to give him a hug. "We're having the wedding reception here remember?" She asked him. Sasuke's eyes widened. He's been quite forgetful lately.

"Yah. But you shouldn't be over working it! You just had surgery a day and a half ago!" He told her.

"I know! But I feel fine! I can talk, yell, scream, and whisper without any problems!" She insisted.

"Yah. But I just don't want you to be injured again okay?" He said to his soon-to-be wife.

"Fine. I'll just make breakfast then." She said smiling at him. Sakura walking into the kitchen and turned up the music.

"I'm walking on sunshine! Oh oh! And don't it feel good?!" Sakura sang with the music while cooking Sasuke his breakfast. Sasuke just watched his fiancé dance around the kitchen as happy as could be. I could get used to this, he thought to himself. Soon their doorbell rang. Sakura answered it.

"Ohayo Sakura!" Ino greeted.

"Ohayo Ino! Just let me grab the dress and my purse and I'll be right there!" Sakura called out to her running up the stairs.

"And where are you going?" Sasuke asked her with his mouth full.

"To get my hair done and get ready for the wedding that's in 3 hours!" She replied.

"Shit!" Sasuke yelled and went to call Naruto. The guys were going to help him with his suit because he had never worn one before. But 3 hours was barely enough time!

Sakura ran down the stairs while Sasuke ran up.

"By Sasuke!" She yelled at him.

"Bye!" He replied and kept running. Sakura and Ino headed off in her car to Sakura's hair dresser. His name was Guy. (No not Guy sensei you freaks! My hair dresser's name is actually Guys so ha.)

They arrived at the salon at about lunch time. The wedding was at 3.

"Hi guy!" Sakura yelled at a man that stood at the front. He had spiked short blonde hair and had a pink velvet polo on with black slacks. He also had eyeliner and mascara on, sorry forgot to mention that.

"Sakura! Darling!" The man called out. Also he's gay. Mwahaha! "You've grown so much! And look at your hair! You've grown it our below your shoulders! You look magnificent!" Guy complimented hugging Sakura. Sakura smiled at him. "Thank you!"

Sakura was pulled over to a chair.

"We reserved a full hour and 30 minutes just for you!" Guy said to her spinning her around in the chair. "So what do you want done today?" He asked her.

"Well. What I was thinking was I wanted you to die my hair a golden blonde color and leave about 4 very very small strands of pink. So that they blend in with the blonde and don't stick out. And I also want it cut to about an inch below my shoulders and I want it layered." She replied.

"Oh that's easy! Let's get started ladies!" He yelled snapping his fingers and one of his assistants handing him shampoo.

Guy leaned her head back into the sink and washed her hair. He then cut it and layered it. After that he snapped his fingers again. Now it was hair color time. Guy lathered up the mixture in his hands and mixed it in with Sakura's hair in groups at a time. He then wrapped foil around it so it would color it quicker and not get messed up. After that Sakura red a magazine called 'BRIDE' for about 45 minutes until it was time to take out the foil and rinse her hair off.

After all of that was done. Guy spun her around in the chair and Sakura gasped. Her hair looked perfect. Ino jumped up and down and clapped.

"Holy crap!" She yelled standing up and hugging Guy. "I love it!" She shouted kissing him on the cheek. "Thank you Guy!" She said and ran out the door with Ino. They went and got the Brides Maid dresses and handed them out after that.

Ino was of course the maid of honor. Then Hinata, TenTen, and her sister Alessa were the other bride's maids.

With the guys:

"WHAT? Nobody told me I needed to smooth my fucking hair down!" Sasuke cursed as Neji tried to stick hair gel in Sasuke's hair.

"Well you do!" Shikamaru replied trying to hold him down.

"What the hell is next? A tie?" Sasuke asked in frustration.

"God dammit we forgot the tie!" Naruto shouted.

"Nooooooo!" Sasuke yelled.

"Hurry up you guys! Half an hour till the wedding!" TenTen said as she popped her head inside the door.

"Okay!" Neji replied. Sasuke struggled and struggled until he heard Shikamaru shout,

"Done!" Sasuke sighed and stood up.

"Hn. I look handsome." Sasuke said walking around and padding himself down in the mirror.

With The Girls:

"Oh my god I'm so scared!" Sakura screamed as she flailed around in her chair.

"Hold still Sakura or we won't be able to get this make up on!" Hinata told her. Sakura fidgeted with her fingers, something you would most likely see Hinata doing.

"Done!" Ino yelled. Sakura stood up and eyed herself in the mirror.

"Whoa." She said. Basically speechless. "Ah I am so freaked out!" She cried running around the room like a chicken with it's head cut off. All the girls sweat dropped.

"10 minutes Sakura! Bride's maids need to put on dresses!" Tsunade ordered. The rest of the girls ran frantically into the changing room. Now it was 3 minutes till the wedding. Everything was set up just right. So Sakura thought. 2 minutes.

"WAAAA!" Sakura screamed as she searched frantically for the bouquet. "Where the hell is the bouquet?!" All the girls were running around searching for the 'lost bouquet.'

"Found it!" Ino yelled about 2 minutes later and handed it to Sakura.

"It's time!" Tsunade yelled heading up to the front. Sakura lined up with the flower girl and ring bearer behind her. Jaraiya sat down at the piano and it started to play.

Sakura breathed in and started to stride her way to her fiancé. Sakura looked around in search of her parents. They were in the front row sitting next to the Uchihas. Everything was going fine until Ino was a klutz. Ino wasn't paying even the slightest bit of attention to where she was going. She stepped on the tail of Sakura dress and Bam! Sakura was laying flat face on the ground. Ino gasped and helped her friend up. Sakura glared at the blonde but walked on.

It seemed to go on forever. Each stride seemed to take Sakura farther and farther away from Sasuke. Then she finally got there. Her father didn't let go of her arm.

"You can let go now Dad." She said to him.

"Oh. Sorry honey." He replied. Their arms un latched and the ceremony began.

Tsunade was the priest. The wedding began with the usual. (Note: I haven't been to a wedding for 4 years so I'm not going to detail it!) For Sakura and Sasuke it buzzed by quickly. Sasuke read his vows, Sakura cried. Sakura read her vows, Sasuke smiled. And soon enough, it was the end. The ring bearer brought up the rings.

"Sakura Haruno, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, in sickness and health, till death do you part?" Tsunade asked her.

"I do." She replied.

"Sasuke Uchiha, do you take this women to be your lawfully wedded wife, in sickness and health, till death do you part?" Tsunade asked.

"Why wouldn't I?" Sasuke said in a snotty tone. Sakura glared. "I mean I do." He quickly added.

"I now pronounce you, man and wife. You may now kiss the bride." The couple kissed passionately for a long period of time as the audience cheered, clapped, and took pictures. Sakura's parents stood up as did the Uchihas. Both of their Mom's crying. The two finally pulled apart and looked deep into each other's eyes.

"Sakura Uchiha." Sasuke said to her. She grinned and kissed him again. Now came the wedding reception.

Everyone else arrived at the reception before the bride and groom. As soon as they did, they grabbed tables and awaited Sasuke and Sakura's arrival. They heard the limo outside and Naruto got ready to play the music. The two Uchihas walked in the room. The music rang through out the house.

"We're going to the love shack! Love shack baby. It's a little old place where we can get together!" The music sang. Sakura and Sasuke walked in smiling and sat down at the front of the room at the table for family and friends. Mr.Uchiha and Mr.Haruno were signing the business papers while their Moms talked about grand children.

"So when can we be expecting grand children?" Sasuke's Mom asked. They both turned red.

"Yah Sakura! I've always wanted grand children!" Sakura's said. They turned even redder.

"We were talking about some time next year Mom. Like about the time you had me." Sakura said quietly.

"No! That's to late!" Mrs.Uchiha complained.

"Yah!" Mrs.Haruno agreed.

"Okay Mom we'll work on it." Sasuke replied turning as red as a tomato.

After arguing with there Mothers for awhile, it was finally cake time. Chouji rolled out the cake and stuck a cherry on top next to the groom and bride. He cut the cake and gave one piece to Sakura and one to Sasuke. It was the time in the party where the groom and bride would feed each other. They were ready. Sasuke had his mouth open. As did Sakura. The headed for each others mouths then SLAP! Sasuke had shoved the cake in Sakura's face. She glared at him and did the same. This caused a mini food fight between the two.

After that it was the father daughter dance. Sakura headed out with her Dad. The song that played had no words let alone a title. It was a simple tune played by the band they had hired.

"You know you'll always be my little girl." Sakura's dad whispered to her.

"I know. And you'll always be my old kooky Dad." She replied smiling and earning a giggle from him.

The rest of the reception went by fast. Sasuke and his Father discussed the will. Mrs.Uchiha lectured Sakura on being a Mother. And Sasuke and Sakura danced a few times. Finally, it was over.

It was now time for the honey moon. Sakura and Sasuke ran down and aisle to their limo as little sugar candies were thrown. (That's what happened at my aunt's wedding instead of rice.) On the back of the limo was a sign that read, 'Just Married.' Also there were cans hooked to the bottom of the car. Classic.

When the two got in the car, Sakura and Sasuke were both slightly intoxicated.

"You know, maybe your Mom was right about having kids in one year being to early." Scratch the slightly intoxicated. Sakura and Sasuke were drunk. Sasuke nodded to Sakura's statement.

"Yah. If we have a boy, I wanna name him Pablo Francisco!" Sasuke replied. They broke out laughing, frankly, for no apparent reason. They were both slurring their words and Sasuke's eyes were all over the place.

"And if we have a girl, I wanna name her Shaniqua!" Sakura blurted out. They laughed the whole way there.

They were serious about what they had said earlier. In fact, it was all going to happen that night. But they had thought to soon.

The limo driver pulled up to the side of the Uchiha estate. Sasuke opened the door for Sakura. The two walked towards the door. Or should I say wobbled. Sasuke was ahead of Sakura. He had a bottle of beer in his hand. Then he passed out.

"God dammit Sasuke!" Sakura yelled, her words slurring. She tried to pull him in the house. She succeeded. She managed somehow to get him on the couch. Then she fell asleep.

That morning:

Sakura ran towards the bathroom and threw up a few times. Hangover. About and hour later, Sasuke did the same.

"God what the hell did we do last night?" Sakura complained.

"I think we got married." Sasuke replied. It was then they both remembered it. The 4 packs of beer, the cake, their parents. It was all as clear as day.

"Oh yeah! We're going to your beach house for a few days and then we're calling the group so that they can come and stay for a couple of weeks." Sakura reminded him.

"Then we better get packing." Sasuke said to her.