a/n:prompt from reflekshun:-wreath-
Holmes and companions do not belong to me.
POV of Holmes
Wreath
Watson's present:
I've noted down full details of the steps to take.
A Christmas wreath;
It really does not seem to be too hard to make.
"Step one: the base:
Twist young hazel boughs into a pleasing loop."
No hazel here;
I'll use the fireside poker twisted in a steely hoop.
"Then greenery;
Tradition uses holly leaves or bay or even yew."
None in the house,
This aspidistra, and these dried tobacco leaves will do.
"A flourish next;
A bright red ribbon tied and draped and placed just so."
Now, let me think;
I'll use this handy length of hangman's rope, tied in a bow.
"The final touch;
Fir cones, berries, nuts and fruit arranged with loving care."
Perhaps, instead;
Crystals, skulls, a picklock and some test tubes can go there.
I think it's done;
I hope this festive wreath will please my close associate and friend.
In any case;
I do believe the thought is what most matters in the end.
And even if
My friend protests that this is not how wreaths should be;
He'll know for sure
That this one is, without a doubt, from me.
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