The Twilight Twenty-Five
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Prompt: 18
Pen Name: capitalab
Pairing/Main Character(s): Edward/Bella
Rating: T
Photo prompts can be viewed here:
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"How would you like to be a special person for yourself and your lover?"
The volume resounds in our dark bedroom. Edward groans as yet another infomercial begins. I admit, I've become somewhat addicted to them.
"We will go behind closed doors to learn how Tajazzle can make you deliciously intimate!"
The bikini-clad actress shifts the fabric covering her ass and reveals a rhinestone butterfly on her bare skin.
We die laughing at her bedazzled ass. He reaches for the remote, reminding me there are much better things to do while Renesmee sleeps.
Besides, I alreadysparkle in the sunlight.
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A/N: (because for once, it's probably actually necessary:) I knew I wanted to write about an infomercial. I never expected to stumble upon this:
1015jamz[dot]radio[dot]com/2010/12/17/the-most-ridiculous-infomercial-ever/