Author's Note: First of all, this can't even legally be called a chapter; it's way too short. Secondly, I'm really REALLY sorry about how long I've been gone. No, I did not die and resurrect. I have something annoying to do almost every day: SCHOOL. So, sorry and to those still reading, THANKS! :D
CHAPTER V: Delirious Darrel
The normally boring ride home was made increasingly interesting because of Darry's rambling.
"So tell us again Darry," Two-bit tried to gain control of his fit of giggles before he continued. "Tell us again how you managed to have a drink with the Easter Bunny." Dally snorted as Johnny tried hard not to laugh. Darry stretched.
"Well, I mean, we were at this bar, y'know, and she…. she just walked up to me, so I say, "Hey babe, you wanna drink?"" he recalled proudly. Pony cracked up loudly. Pretty soon, everyone was laughing, including Darry.
As soon as we stepped inside, Darry stumbled over to the kitchen so fast he almost fell. Dally caught him by the arms and hoisted him back on his feet.
"Getcher hands off me, fool!" Darry snapped. "I'm thirsty!" Dally rolled his eyes.
"Well, excuse me, Ms. Prissy-pants." He said sarcastically, causing Two-bit to snicker.
"Here, it's okay." I told Darry and handed him a glass of water. He eagerly raised the cup to his mouth and tilted it back. The water in the cup completely missed his mouth and poured all over Darry's shirt. He cussed loudly.
"Whatcha do that for?" Johnny asked, curious.
"His mouth's numb, Johnnycake. That means he can't feel nothin' round his mouth area." I saw Pony failing to hide his grin as I said, 'mouth area'.
"Nice, goin' Superdope!" Steve congratulated Darry at his impressive feat, clapping him on the shoulder.
I was now dreading the day when I would have to get my wisdom teeth pulled out. Spitting water all over myself and acting delirious was noton my to do list.