Part 2
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To Facepalm Supreme: I distinctly remember putting 'incest' in the summary. If you don't like it, don't read. I'm not gonna stop, nor am I going to feel bad about writing this. So fuck off, jerk.
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"I'm telling you, SUSAN'S NOT HERE!" Bling Bling shouted for the thirtieth time.
"Oh, COME ON. You expect us to believe that Susan was kidnapped and you're not the one who did it?" Mary screamed. Johnny placed a hand on her shoulder in an attempt to calm her down.
"I MEAN it this time! Just look!" he snapped. Johnny, Mary, and Dukey peered behind him. He was in his usual spot, and there was no possible way he could have made it to his home that quickly, even at 100 miles an hour. Even Johnny knew that.
"Besides, haven't I done that, before" Eugene pointed out helpfully. Johnny's eyes grew wide.
"Check your Susan Tracker, PLEASE" Dukey cried. He wanted his love back.
Eugene was also concerned, so he nodded. He checked, and his eyes widened.
"It's not showing her anywhere in the known universe!" he cried.
"They must have disabled it..." Mary stated, tears coming.
"We'll look for her... Hey, dude. Think we could borrow some equipment?" Johnny asked, looking to Bling Bling hopefully. He nodded and teleported a large bag filled with a ton of things that would be helpful, including international money.
"Th-thanks" Dukey said, tears coming to his eyes as well.
"We have to tell mom and dad we're leaving, and why" Johnny said, being surprisingly mature. Dukey and Mary nodded.