(A/N: YOLA! Once again, big thanks to my reviewer The Fairy Cake! *gives a free pasta* She was also the requester of the AusHun pairing for this chapter.

I felt that these were really short, so I gave you guys two to be fair. Remember that these drabbles are based off of pictures that don't belong to me, and I can easily email these pictures to anyone who wants them, if they PM their email address first.

Once again, no warnings. Am I going soft or something? Oh, and Himaruya owns Hetalia, not me. And while we're stating obvious facts, AusHun is amazing and meant-to-be. Trufax.

Enjoy, but lower all your expectations before you begin reading again! Please and thank you! XD)

LOVEYDOVEY

What most people didn't know was that Eliza kept her husband on a very short leash.

She was constantly reigning him in. He wasn't a very outdoorsy person anyway, so he accepted it questioningly whenever Eliza insisted she attend their meetings for both of them and that he continue sitting at his beloved piano. In fact, he had only gone out a grand total of once in the past month or so in order to do the grocery shopping. He slipped out of the house the same way he did everything, quietly, and so he forgot to tell Eliza that he was heading out. But when he got back, he had gotten halfway through the story of his encounter with Vash and Lilly before he noticed that Eliza was positively fuming. He didn't go places without telling her anymore.

Indeed, Eliza treated Roderich very much like an overprotective mother treated her son. She worried about him becoming too exposed to the sun and developing skin cancer...she worried about him coming across Gilbert and having his vital regions invaded...she worried about sharing him with absolutely anybody else. So when Eliza tugged his arm close to her or offered to do the shopping for him, she may have come across as a compassionate wife. But no one saw the underlying posessive smile, nor the lengths she would go to in order to keep her husband "safe"...

SWEEPED UP

Everyone knows who the real man is in Roderich and Eliza's relationship. Eliza is an adventurous, outdoorsy woman of unmatched strength who inspires fear with a single look. She knows her way around a battlefield and is adept with both a sword and a frying pan. When she was younger, she had genuinely thought she was a boy, and she still acts like she is one to this day. Roderich, on the other hand...

Roderich prefers to spend his days inside, playing on his beloved piano. His pale complexion is a testament to days spent studying instead of rolling around in the mud. He is not the most outspoken man, and the way he fusses and nags over Eliza is reminiscent of a housewife towards her working husband.

Yes, Eliza wins no prizes for grace and femininity, and Roderich is far from the manliest figure around. That's how their relationship has been since they were children, when she was the bully who teased the boy she liked and he was the crybaby who ran back to his mom after getting picked on. However, Roderich is not as comfortable with his position as Eliza had originally thought. It is because of this... "insecurity" of sorts that the couple finds themselves where they are now.

"Um, darling?" Eliza questions, sounding surprised yet making sure to choose her words carefully.

"...yes, Elizaveta?" Roderich manages, obviously finding it hard to speak. After all, he is not used to carrying his wife bridal-style, as evidenced by his shaky breaths, red face, and wobbling legs.

"You can put me down now."

(A/N: EDITED on 9/2 with the help of The Fairy Cake! Muchas gracias!

The second drabble is based off of this pic of Austria carrying Hungary and looking all cool and manly, to which I thought, '...WTF?' Since I have about 5 pictures with Hungary carrying Austria, it was kind of surprising to find a switched version...

...And while I was sifting through my 20-something AusHun drabbles, I noticed that only about 4 or 5 of them were any good or even remotely in-character. Meh. -._-.

Plus, the titles of these drabbles have very little to do with what actually occurs in the drabbles. They're just what I named the pictures they're based off of when I saved them onto my computer. There's your random factoid for the day. Tell it to all your friends. If you don't have any friends, I'll be your friend! (Cuz I need more of those, dammit.)

You know, reading these A/Ns, someone MIGHT get the impression that I'm a weird person. But that'd be crazy! :D

Also! I have several of these "heterotalia" drabbles already written. I have AmeBela, AmeViet, AustraliaWy, AusHun, BelaRus, CanSey, EngBela, FraSey, HKTai, ItaLiech, JapTai, JoanFrance, KorTai, PolHun, PruHun, RomaniaHungary, RomanoBelgium, UkrRus, and VietFra drabbles prepared. Please leave a review saying which of the previously listed pairs you would like to see next, and I'll try to post a drabble accordingly.

Thanks for reading! But if you want me to love you forever, you should review! [Oh wait...no one wants me to love them forever...I think I just failed my get-more-reviews mission...:P])