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Sasuke: I still don't know…
Kami: *smacks him* Shut your pie hole! I still can't believe you almost killed Negi after walking out with the knife last time!
Sasuke: But I still want to know…
Me: Dude…you won't know for a while so get over it, ANYWAY! This is a filler I guess, but I hope ya like my humor!
Both the boys of team seven sat indifferently on a picnic bench infront of the Hokage's building, in the shade, away from the unbearable heat of Konoha's summers. They had dressed for the weather, but even what they had worn wasn't thin enough to keep them from sweating. Sasuke was clad in a thin navy blue v-neck that hugged his body slightly and light gray skinnies that were similar to the ones he wore on missions. He wasn't one for shorts as he hadn't exactly gotten used to the fact that he doesn't tan… he burns.
Naruto on the other hand took full advantage of the sun with dark blue shorts and a snug white tank top only further darkening his already growing tan.
"Hey Sasuke," The blonde mumbled from under his arms that surrounded his head while he lay partially on the table.
The raven haired fellow in turn sat with his back against the edge of the table stretching out his legs, "Mmm?"
"Did you know Kami before?"
Sasuke looked up at the red building behind them staying silent for a little while.
"Don't know…"
"WHAT?" Naruto yelled loudly making his friend wince at the sound.
"Dude! Not so loud!"
"I'm aloud to be loud! What do you mean you don't know her? You either do or you don't! Don't give me that S-"
With a swift chop Sasuke silenced the Kyuubi, "There are kids around, and I would say I did if I knew, I don't know, some of the things she does seem familiar, but I've got no memories… it's weird."
"Damn… that is weird," Naruto rubbed his head trying to numb the pain when a familiar voice filled the air.
"What's weird?" Kami smiled deviously take long strides over towards her new friends.
"Nothing," Both of them chimed synchronized.
"Ohh~ Fine!" She planted herself down between the two with a slight pout, her see through beige poncho like shirt fluffing up as she did so. Both the boys looked down at her outfit with a slight flush in their cheeks. Underneath her shirt was a clear figure of her body and a dark orange bikini like top just to make it so she wasn't indecent and the straps showed in the back as it was fairly open.
"What? You like my shirt?" She leaned over to Naruto getting inches away from his face.
There wasn't even a chance for her to blink and he was off the bench and on the ground, both the red and raven head laughed lightly. Naruto was a bright scarlet as he rubbed his face trying to calm himself down, "Uh-uh, yeah I think it looks ni-ni-nice on you."
Kami opened her mouth in surprise covering it with her hands, "Wow! First time you've said something to me! That's a great achievement!" She gave a thumbs up.
"That…is true," Sasuke pondered before giving a satisfied smirk. "Anyway, today's plans are?"
The red head looked at him with her head tilted, "I don' know."
"You Don't know?"
"Nah, I thought something entertaining to come along."
Both the boys gave her a blank stare, "Really?"
She nodded and stood up stretched forward bending all way until her torso touched her bare legs that were lightly tanned only covered near the very top with dark wash jean short shorts. Not short enough to be booty shorts, she liked to show off her assets but not so much that it seemed like she was trying too hard.
"Hey Kami… You have tattoos?" Naruto questioned the girl staring at her thighs and then at her biceps through her shirt.
There was a slight moment where she froze and Sasuke raised his eyebrows noticing them as well feeling like he's seen ones like that before.
Almost as if time had stopped just around her it began again and Kami went all exactly back to the way she had been, "Oh, yeah I have them on my arms and legs, simple but nice right?"
They nodded looking at the bands with their hands on their chins but before they could say anything else there was a loud shout that made Sasuke flinch.
"HEY! SASUKE~"
"Oh god," was all he managed until arms wrapped around his neck from the other side of the table in a almost life threatening glomp.
"Oh…hey Ino," Naruto's tone wasn't an amused one, an insanely irritated look on his face as he watched raven head try to pry of the platinum blonde.
Kami turned her head to see the girl nearly choking him still, "I told you something would come along to entertain us, and she's right here suffocating you."
Ino stopped squishing him and let go resting her hands on her hip a displeased expression switched with her happy one, "I was no suffocating him, I was giving him a hug."
"And suffocating him at the same time."
"I was not!"
"Yes you were," You could tell Kami was enjoying this moment of banter.
"NO I WAS NOT!"
"You were," Sasuke's voice sounded tired and the red head assumed this definitely wasn't the first time it's happened. But that did shut Ino up until another male came up behind them.
"Gah, What trouble are you causing now," The boy's voice was monotone and drowsy.
"That chick is picking on me!" Her voice was shrill as if she was on edge as she pointed a Kami who was just standing with her left knee bent picking at her nails.
Shikamuru let out a deep sigh, "She, was picking on you?"
"Yes!"
"…Sure she was," As his voice sounded out there was a dotted line that went across the two showing the high difference of Kami being much shorter than Ino.
"She was bullying with words!"
The red head raised her eyebrow after a long pause, "You guys wanna go somewhere with us?"
"Huh?" Everyone around her seemed dumbfounded.
"How about the ramen shop you told me about two days ago Naruto? I mean I'm kinda hungry…"
"Uhh," The blonde thought about it for a moment and then smiled widely, "LETS GO!"
There was a puff of smoke and then out of the air were three other Narutos not including the original.
"LETS GO," They all yelled and jumped behind each of the group pushing them down the road at an alarming speed.
"WAH!"
"What a – DRAG!"
"DUDE!"
"YAHOO!"
They all yelled different phrases but all were on their way.
On a quiet street where the ramen shop is…
Few people were in the street but all looked one way watching a cloud of dust head towards them.
A few more seconds and there was a clear view to who was making the debris.
Over the shoulder of Naruto number one was a platinum blonde failing and looking quite green, aka Ino.
Being dragged behind Naruto was a certain raven haired rival who was also flailing trying to get the hand off the neck of his shirt, in the distance you could hear the foul words coming out of his mouth. In the arms of Naruto three was a guy with a spiky ponytail being carried maiden style with a distinctive twitch.
And on the shoulders of Naruto four was a wild fire head with an idiotic grin on her face, "WAHOO!" She kneeled down to steady herself on his head, "The target is right ahead! We shall win!
Somehow on their way here it had become a race. Though the only people really having fun were Kami and Naruto, or the Narutos.
It was quite a sight for the store keepers as the four teenagers headed faster down the street.
Naruto one, "RAWR!"
Ino, "I HATE YOU!"
Naruto two, "GOOOO!"
Sasuke, "OH FOR *** SAKE! LET GO!"
Naruto three, "I'm carrying a princess~!"
Shikamuru, "Shut up…"
Naruto four and Kami, "WEEEEEE!"
Suddenly all of them came a halt infront of a small shop, there were more yells of anger as the red head jumped of the back of Naruto four who in turn disappeared along with Naruto one and three.
"THIS IS IT!"
Sasuke round house kicked the blond in the behind with his dark green converse receiving a yelp of pain.
"Agh, Whatever let's just eat," Shikamuru pushed aside the short curtain only to stop just inside the area.
Kami followed suit but paused just in the same fashion, "What's – Oh god…"
The rest of the group lifted the curtains to be just as disturbed.
Sasuke's eyebrows furrowed, "What the hell?"
Sasuke: WHAT THE HELL DID I SEE DUDE?
Naruto: You mean what did we see…
Sasuke: …You suck sometimes
Me: Hey! No saying people suck!
Kami: Don't' you do it a lot?
Me: Yeah, but I'm the creator.
Sasuke: …And?
Shikamuru: And she can make you run around naked so I suggest you shut up…
Sasuke: *sits down on floor*
Me: …You remind me of a dog… ANYWAY!
Naruto: WHAT WAS BEHIND THE CURTAIN! *makes dramatic hand gestures*
Me: Exactly! R&R Please! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!
All of them: PLEASE!