Me: Yay! Jumping right into the story then!
Helaina: *grumbles into lap*
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Helaina: What's MCR?
Me: A muggle rock band. They're pretty good, I guess.
Helaina: I'm no grammar student, but what's up with 'er spellin'?
Me: She's a teenage girl, okay?
Helaina: *facepalms*
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name)
Helaina: Her parents were Seers?
Me: Yeah, I guess. Shh… Let's continue
with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee.(AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!)
Helaina: That means I can go right?
Me: No.
I'm not related to Gerard Way
Helaina: Who?
Me: The lead singer of MCR
Helaina: What's MCR stand fer anyways?
Me: My Chemical Romance now shut up, and let's get this over with…
but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie.
Me: And that my good friend, is also known as incest.
Helaina: That's. Jest. Sick. *fakes gagging*
I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white.
Helaina: What? So jest 'cause she's a vampire that means 'er teeth shouldn't be straight an' white? I've met plenty vampires an' yeh know what? I'm not even gonna use reason any more…
Me: Good.
I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England
Both: Scotland!
where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me.
Me: *Begins to rage* Maybe they were staring at you because it's freezing cold and you're wearing-
Helaina: Calm down. It's jest a story.
I put up my middle finger at them.
Helaina: I kinda like her
Me: Of course you do, she's an ass to people
Helaina: No, she's got personality.
Me: Wait 'till you read the rest…
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy!
Helaina: Why does every teenage girl want the date Draco Malfoy? *Facepalms again*
Me: C'mon, he was actually kinda cute
Helaina: *eye roll*
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
Helaina: No. In fact that was awful. Why in the name of hell would you make me read this?
Me: Because I didn't wanna do it alone.