Me: I cannot. Believe. Myself. I still hate you.
Helaina: You wanted me to read this in the first place.
Me: Not the point.
AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY nut mary su OK! DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! dey nu eechodder b4 ok!
"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?"
Helaina: Shag her probably.
Me: I can't believe you said that.
Helaina: Why?
Me: Because you of all people know that Draco Malfoy's being out of character…
Helaina: Still, it's true ain't it?
Me: I. Hate. You.
Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously.
Me: Then they both fell from the sky and died?
"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.
"Ebony?" he asked.
"What?" I snapped.
Draco leaned in extra-close and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore.
Helaina: Evilness calms 'er down? No matter 'ow much she annoys me…
Me: What? She reminds you of yourself? *Mumbles* Evil bitch *End mumble*
Helaina: I'm not evil.
And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
Helaina: Kinky… Not really. Either write a good sex scene 'r none at all…
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
Helaina: Snape?
Me: Umbridge?
It was...Dumbledore!
Both: *Rolling on the floor laughing*
Helaina: Too bad Dumbledore's dead. I would love to see him say that.