Steph(me): Finally feeling better, what'd I miss?
Helaina: Nothin' great. Yeh ludicrous fool.
Me: What?
Helaina: Nothin'
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Helaina: Oh, too bad I was gettin' into it.
Me: How? I knew you weren't that smart. But how is this rubbish any good?
Helaina: It's funny as hell.
Me: Gotta give you that. Allons-y.
The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end and a matching top with red skulls all over it and high heeled boots that were black. I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears. I spray-painted my hair with purple.
Helaina: What about your gorram wand?
Me: What was that about the story being funny?
Helaina: It's still funny, jest also crap.
In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal
Me: We don't have that in England!
with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood.
Helaina: Lovely…
Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top.
"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it. He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick. He didn't have glasses anymore
Me: Oh Merlin, no. Tell me she didn't just- No, just no!
and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore.
Me: I. Hate. This. Bitch.
He had a manly stubble on his chin. He had a sexy English accent. He looked exactly like Joel Madden.
Helaina: Who?
Me: No clue…
He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko.
Me: You said it honey, not me…
"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice.
"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned.
"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled.
"Why?" I exclaimed.
"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled.
Helaina: Tee hee hee, Steph. I LOVE the taste of human blood. Hee hee.
Me: *laughs uncontrollably at the sheer idiocy*
"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.
"Really?" he whimpered.
Me: Runnin' out of adjectives aren't you?
"Yeah." I roared.
Me: Spoke too soon.
We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him.
Helaina: Another shag? So soon? Ah well. Young love.
Me: What are you going on about?
Helaina: Nothin'.