AN: I may not have said this before, but can people please review? It lets me know that people are reading this…

Me: Actually, it's just me today. Helaina had to be put away in that little part of my brain that she goes into when she's feeling sick. I AM NOT CRAZY! *twitch*

AN: wel ok u guyz im only writting dis cuz I got 5 god reviuws. God reviewed this crap? n BTW I wont rite da nxt chapter til I git TIN god vons! TIN! I say! Tin! Erm.. What? STO FLAMING OR ILL REPORT U! Evony isn't a Marie Sue You're right, honey. She's a Mary Sue. ok she isn't perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

Draco and I held our pale white hands with black nail polish as we went upstairs. You held each other's hands with black nail polish? How does that work exactly? I was wearing red Satanist sings on my nails in red nail polish (AN: c doez dat sound lik a Maru Sue 2 u?) Yes, a goth Mary Sue.. I waved to Vampire. Dark misery was in his depressed eyes. I guess he was jealous of me that I was going out with Draco. I seriously doubt that Anyway, I went upstairs excitedly with Draco. We went into his room and locked the door. Then... I Avada-ed your ass and you died? *hopeful*

We started frenching passively Frenched passively? Bonjour.And we took off each others clothes enthusiastically. He felt me up before I took of my top. Then I took off my black leather bra *Le shudder* and he took off his pants. We went on the bed and started making out naked and then he put his boy's thingy in mine Wait. What? and we HAD SEX. (c is dat stupid?) Very.

"Oh Draco, Draco!" I screamed while getting an orgasm Getting a bit graphic here… when all of a sudden I saw a tattoo I had never seen before on Draco's arm. It was a black heart with an arrow through it. On it in bloody gothic writing were the words... Vampire! Whoopsiedaisy

I was so angry. Why?

"You bastard!" I shouted angrily, jumping out of the bed.

"No! No! But you don't understand!" Draco pleaded. But I knew too much. She knows too much? Kill her. Oh Merlin, I've become Helaina.

"No, you fucking idiot!" I shouted. "You probably have AIDs anyway!" Homophobe…

I put on my clothes all huffily and then stomped out. Draco ran out even though he was naked. He had a really big you-know-what but I was too mad to care. I stomped out and did so until I was in Vampire's classroom where he was having a lesson with Professor Snape and some other people.

"VAMPIRE POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" I yelled.

*LAUGHING* I can see Snape's face.