Helaina: I'm baacckk!
Me: *Grumbles into lap* It was better without you.
Helaina: I brought Adam!
Me: I really really really REALLY hate you.
(Adam is Helaina's uncle. He is an ass. And a Death Eater.)
Adam: Why'd yeh drag me here 'Laina?
Helaina: To read this shit
AN: stop flassing
Adam: Flassing?
Me: You'll get used to it…
Adam: I'd better not.
Helaina: Trust me, you will.
ok! if u do den u r a prep!
Adam: Prep?
Me: I think it means anyone who doesn't like her…
Helaina & Adam: *High five* Preps for life!
Adam: I already hate her.
Everyone in the class stared at me and then Draco came into the room even though he was naked and started begging me to take him back.
Adam: The Malfoy boy?
Me: The one and only.
Adam: A Malfoy would never beg for forgiveness…
"Ebony, it's not what you think!" Draco screamed sadly.
My friend B'loody Mary Smith smiled at me understatedly. She flipped her long waste-length gothic black hair and opened her crimson eyes like blood that she was wearing contact lenses on. She had pale white skin that she was wearing white makeup on. Hermione was kidnapped when she was born. Her real parents are vampires and one of them is a witch but Voldemort
Adam & Helaina: *shudder at name*
killed her mother and her father committed suicide because he was depressed about it. She still has nightmares about it and she is very haunted and depressed. It also turns out her real last name is Smith and not Granger. (Since she has converted to Satanism she is in Slytherin now not Griffindoor. )
Helaina: I'm a Slytherin and I'm not a Satanist.
Me: True, but you are a Death Eater.
Adam: What's wrong with being a Death Eater.
Me: Oh, besides the murders? Nothing really…
Adam: You'll regret yeh said that.
Me: Oh! Look there's still more of the story left.
"What is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit!" Snape demeaned angrily in his cold voice but I ignored him.
"Vampire, I can't believe you cheated on me with Draco!" I shouted at him.
Helaina: Wait wasn't she going out with Draco?
Me: Yeah. Merlin this girl is more confusing than me.
Everyone gasped.
Adam: Because everyone cares…
I don't know why Ebony was so mad at me.
Adam: Did this idiot girl jest change point o' view? In the middle of the story? Merlin I hate this bitch.
I had went out with Vampire (I'm bi and so is Ebony) for a while but then he broke my heart. He dumped me because he liked Britney, a stupid preppy fucker. We were just good friends now. He had gone through horrible problems, and now he was gothic. (Haha, like I would hang out with a prep.)
Adam: But the preps are the only cool people so far.
"But I'm not going out with Draco anymore!" said Vampire.
"Yeah fucking right! Fuck off, you bastard!" I screamed. I ran out of the room and into the Forbidden Forest where I had lost my virility to Draco and then I started to bust into
Adam: Flames?
tears.
Adam: Why. Me? *headdesk*
Me: *Rubs his back* It'll be okay.