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"NO!" I screamed. I was horrorfied! B'loody Mary tried to comfort me but I told her fuck off That's what I always say to my friends when they try teh help and I ran to my room crying myself. Dumbledore chased after me shouting but he had to stop when I went into my room cause he would look like a perv that way. Love, Dumbledore's about as straight as a broken wand.
Anyway, I started crying tears of blood and then I slit both of my wrists. They got all over my clothes Yer wrists got all over yer clothes?so I took them off and jumped into the bath angrily while I put on a Linkin Park song Filthy muggle band! at full volume. I grabbed a steak Well, now I'm 'ungry… and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide. I was so fucking depressed! I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed... Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! Lupin was chewin' teh it? Intrestin' They were sitting on their broomsticks.
"EW, YOU FUCKING PERVS, STOP LOOKING AT ME NAKED! But yeh weren't naked! Yeh just had one of yer dressin' scenes right up there! ARE YOU PEDOS OR WHAT!" I screamed putting on a black towel with a picture of Marilyn Mason on it. Suddenly Vampire ran in. And he isn't a perve? Wait. Aren't yeh 17? 'ow are they pervs then? Bit weird it is, but not perv-y unless yeh haven't hit puberty yet?
"Abra Kedavra!" Avada! It's Avada Kedavra! he yelled at Snape and Loopin pointing his womb. Lupin's pregnant? I took my gun and shot Snape and Loopin a gazillion times and they both started screaming and the camera broke. Wait. Shouldn't they be dead? Suddenly, Dumblydore ran in. "Ebony, it has been revealed that someone has - NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Do not want? he shouted looking at Snape and Loopin and then he waved his wand and suddenly...
Hargrid ran outside on his broom and said everyone we need to talk.
"What do you know, Hargrid? You're just a little Hogwarts student!" There're two thin's wrong with that statement.
"I MAY BE A HOGWARTS STUDENT..." Hargirid paused angrily. "BUT I AM ALSO A SATANIST!" Lovely. Is everyone a Satanist then?
"This cannot be." Snap said in a crisp voice as blood dripped from his hand where Dumblydore's wand had shot him. "There must be other factors." What factors?
"YOU DON'T HAVE ANY!" I yelled in madly. Well, yeh jest lost me…
Loopin held up the camera triumelephantly. Trium-elephant-l "The lens may be ruined but the tape is still there!"
I felt faint, more than I normally do like how it feels when you do not drink enough blood. Yeah, I get that feelin' all the time…
"Why are you doing this?" Loopin said angrily while he rubbed his dirty hands on his clook. Eugh. Too much info.
And then I heard the words that I had heard before but not from him. I did not know whether to feel shocked and happy or to bite him and drink his blood because I felt faint. Well, now she's actin' like a vampire.
"BECAUSE...BECAUSE..." Hargid said and he paused in the air dramitaclly, waving his wand in the air. Then swooped he in singing to the tune of a gothic version of a song by 50 Cent. Who?
"Because you're goffic?" Snap asked in a little afraid voice cause he was afraind it meant he was connected with Satan.
"Because I LOVE HER!" *Pukes* Well. Then. That's unexpected…
AN: I'd like to thank ImNotShortImHobbitSized for the reviews. People like you keep me writing! And pottergirl1 and ImNotShortImHobbitSized for putting this on alert. Yeah, little things like that are important to me. I'm going to add approx. 2-4 more chapters tonight.