AN: Tell me which characters you would like to see more of in the reviews! And if wanted, I could bring in people from other shows/books/movies, just request it and I'll see what I can do.

Adam: Oh Merlin, what the hell is gonna 'appen this chapter?

Me: Getting into it are you, Adam?

Adam: No, jus' curious, that's all.

Me: Sure…

Adam: Where's 'Laina?

Me: Don't know.

AN: fuk off PREPZ ok! Raven fangz 4 helpin agen. im sory ah kudnt update but I wuz derperessd n I had 2 go 2 da hospital kuz I slit muh rists.

Me: That's something I would announce.

PS im nut updating til u giv me 10 god revoiws!

WARNING: SUM OF DIS CHAPTA IS XTREMLY SCRAY. VIOWER EXCRETION ADVISD.

Adam: Okay. *Lowers pants, prepares to take a dump on the book*

Me: Adam!

Adam: What?

Me: That's disgusting!

We ran to where Volcemort was. It turned out that Voldemort wasn't there. Instead the fat guy who killed Cedric was. Draco was there crying tears of blood. Snaketail was torturing him. Vampire and I ran in front of Snaketail.

Me: Who's Snaketail?

Adam: Yeh think jest 'cause I'm a Death Eater I know?

Me: Well, yeah.

Adam: *Glares*

"Rid my sight you despicable preps!" he shouted as we started shooting him with the gun he Then suddenly he looked at me and he fell down with a lovey-dovey look in his eyes. "." he said.

Adam: Oh Merlin, a lovey-dovey look? Why do I know where this is goin'?

Me: Because it's obvious?

(in dis he is sixteen yrs old so hes not a pedofile ok)

"Huh?" I asked.
"Enoby I love you will you have sex with me?" asked Snaketail.

Adam: Oh yeah, that's a pickup line I use all the time.

I started laughing crudely. "What the fuck? (Me: One) You torture my bf and then you expect me to fuck(Adam: Two) you? God, you are so fucked(Me:Three) up you fucking (Adam: Four) bastard." I said angrily. Then I stabbed him in the heart. Blood pored out of it like a fountain.

"Nooooooooooooo!"

Me: Do not want!

he screamed. He started screaming and running around. Then he fell down and died. I brust into tears sadly.

"Snaketail what art thou doing?" called Voldemort.

Adam: *Groans and shivers at once*

Me: The guy's dead, get over it.

Adam: From experience he doesn't alw'ys stay dead long…

Then... he started coming! We could hear his high heels clacking to us.

Me: *Laughing* Voldemort wore high heels?

Adam: Quit sayin' the name?

Me: Sorry. (No, I'm not)

So we got on our broomsticks and we flew to Hogwarts. We went to my room. Vampire went away. There I started crying.

"What's wrong honey?" asked Draco taking off his clothes so we could screw. He had a sex-pack (geddit cuz hes so sexah)

Me: No, that's dumb.

and a really huge you-know-what

Me: No, we don't know what. Please tell us.

and everything.

"Its so unfair!" I yielded. "Why can't I just be ugly or plain like all da other girls and preps here except for B'loody Mary, because she's not ugly or anything."

"Why would you wanna be ugly? I don't like the preps anyway. They are such fucking sluts." answered Draco.

Adam: And she isn't?

"Yeah but everyone is in love with me! Like Snape and Loopin took a video of me naked. Hargrid says he's in love with me. Vampire likes me and now even Snaketail is in love with me! I just wanna be with you ok Draco! Why couldn't Satan have made me less beautiful?"

Adam: Cry me a river, bitch.

I shouted angrily. (an" don't wory enoby isn't a snob or anyfing but a lot of ppl hav told her shes pretty) "Im good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!" I shouted and then I ran away.

Me: Someone's hormonal...

Adam: Yeah.