Sunshine Corazon yeah I have Facebook ^W^

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Artie Abrams so uncool -.-

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Mckynleigh Abraham Finally!

Sunshine Corazon can you please shut your mouth?

Rachel Berry maybe…just maybe… when you start to look a little decent.

Sunshine Corazon Listen you little crack smoking Barbra Streisand wannabe. Maybe if you got that nose job you could see over your humongous schnauze and notice that I look 10 times better than you and I have way more talent than you!

Artie Abrams o.o… why is she even on our friends list? I'm deleting her right now.

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Rachel Berry hold up bitch, there are days when I see and hear you and really question if you

A. Are a Amy Winehouse wannabe

B. Use auto tune

C. Used the opportunity to get a pound when I sent you to the crack house.

P.S by the way, the crack house excuse won't work anymore since u use it ALL THE FUCKING TIME! Cuz I'm such a baaad girl (Puckerman smirk)

Puck Puckerman Berry… do you know what you just said?

Rachel Berry Noah… are you thinking with your dick again?


Rachel Berry really really HATES Puck Puckerman's name

Puck Puckerman why babe?

Rachel Berry must I explain

Santana Lopez CRAP! Berry's back to big words again!

Duck Huh?

Kurt Hummel WTAFF? Rachel… you have a duck as a friend?

Santana Lopez

Rachel Berry …uh no.

Duck well then how am I writing on your wall?

Cowboy I dunno Ducky!

Rachel Berry O.o

Puck Puckerman I'm soooooo changing my name now!

Rachel Berry -/-

Santana Lopez why did u use a slash?

Quinn Fabray Cuz of her big ass nose

Puck Puckerman -. - Bitch is back

Santana Lopez ikr -.- ( ) ( )

Duck what's with the parentheses?

Santana Lopez … -. - 0.0 -. - 0.0

Puck Puckerman it means a big ass that she doesn't have. : P

Santana Lopez and you'll never get to see again


Mike Chang and Noah Puckerman are scerd.

Rachel Berry he finally changed his name!

Noah Puckerman You hacked into my account!

Rachel Berry I didn't hack… you didn't log off of fb so I kindly did u a favor.

Noah Puckerman (face palm) I gonna kill you berry.

Rachel Berry You can't kill someone you loove :P

Mike Chang You're seriously fighting over that at this moment Puckerman?

Noah Puckerman Yeah… so?

Matt Rutherford What's going on?

Rachel Berry Matty… my bwother!

Matt Rutherford Yes baby sis… my blind baby sis…

Rachel Berry I'm not blind… soooooo ha!

Rachel Berry Bitch

Noah Puckerman Berry! Cursing girls are bad girls! Do you know what BAD GIRLS get?

Rachel Berry a reality TV show?

Noah Puckerman -.-

Rachel Berry Hee hee

Mike Chang Really Puckerman?

Noah Puckerman I'll take this and that and that and THIS!

Rachel Berry Wtf are you taking?

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Noah Puckerman That sounded wrong Berry

Rachel Berry shut it, Puckerman

Noah Puckerman Ooh I'm scerd

Mike Chang You should be!

Matt Rutherford What. Is. Going. On!

Mike Chang Well Matthew, if you MUST ask… some creepy old guy with a WINDOWLESS VAN is asking if we want candy from the back of his truck and Puckerman took maaaaad stuff!

Rachel Berry Don't take the candy from the old man Noah! Wait… is it chocolate?

Noah Puckerman Yeah. Why?

Rachel Berry If you go in his car you'll find a shitload more.

Mike Chang Berry!

Rachel Berry What?

Mike Chang He literally almost went into the car! I had to drag him out. The old man sounds like that pervert from Family Guy.

Rachel Berry Noah! You said you were gonna show me family guy today! You can't get felt up by an old dude! Run Joey Run!

Kurt Hummel Dislike

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Rachel Berry First… Wtf. Only 12 people saw that!

Kurt Hummel I showed some people and the rest just hate the song…

Mike Chang You've never seen FG? O.o

Rachel Berry Nope

Mike Chang Get out

Rachel Berry What?

Mike Chang Get out!

Rachel Berry Fine. Fine. Fine. I saw American Dad though.

Mike Chang Fine. You can stay…Wait Puck where are ya going? Don't leave me alone withb hijnmw!&!

Rachel Berry I guess he's running

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Santana Lopez Duct tape and ties are key!

Noah Puckerman What are you doing?

Santana Lopez Stuff

Noah Puckerman With who?

Santana Lopez Berry

Noah Puckerman and Berry isn't commenting because…

Santana Lopez She's busy

Noah Puckerman with what?

Santana Lopez Can you stop asking questions?

Noah Puckerman Is she busy with the ties or the tape?

Santana Lopez I'm taking that as a no

Santana Lopez and both

Noah Puckerman O.o

Santana Lopez What?

Noah Puckerman Define stuff

Santana Lopez You know..

Noah Puckerman Huh?

Santana Lopez Stuff

Noah Puckerman Emotional stuff?

Santana Lopez Later on, yeah

Noah Puckerman Physical stuff?

Santana Lopez Absolutely

Noah Puckerman Sexual stuff?

Santana Lopez After… for some people

Noah Puckerman Oh my god!

Santana Lopez What?

Noah Puckerman 0.0

Santana Lopez What?

Noah Puckerman I never took Berry for the bondage type

Rachel Berry Excuse me?

Noah Puckerman Ooh… hey berry. Didn't know u were that fast Satan

Santana Lopez (Face palm)

Rachel Berry (Face palm)

Santana Lopez Berry's face is priceless right now

Noah Puckerman Well she's in the after orgasm glory right now… right? Or are you just not that good cuz I can help my hot little Jewish–American Princess ;)

Rachel Berry Puckerman

Kurt Hummel Puckerman's gonna pop berry's cherry! Finally :3

Finn Hudson What? Rach!

Rachel Berry First! You can't call me that anymore Finn! That's reserved for FRIENDS! 2. What are you talking about Noah! We're deciding and making props for invitationals!

Cameron Mitchell OUR invitationals!

Noah Puckerman OHMYJEWGOD! Cameron! MY nerdy buddy!

Cameron Mitchell Dude. When did you get out of the hospital?

Noah Puckerman What?

Cameron Mitchell You know. Rach told me, Damian, Lindsay and the others when we moved here that you got hit by a truck while buying a grape slushy for her 7/11 and that u were in ER

Noah Puckerman Berry…

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Rachel Berry is hiding

Damian McGinty Ah, you don't have to hide from us boo. Boys can't hurt you.

Rachel Berry IM not scared of the boys, Dami! (Love ya 4 the spprt btw) I'm scared shitless of the girls! I don't know how but Lindsay already ripped my shirt in half!

Noah Puckerman Where are you Berry?

Cameron Mitchell Offensive much

Rachel Berry shut it my perfect awesome white and nerdy "brother" (coughFAKEBROTHERcough)! AND NOAH… has anyone told you you're a perv?

Noah Puckerman Several times

Rachel Berry Okay just checking… you won't be driving me to school anymore. Your truck scares me. The windows are too dark

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Hey Guys! Yes... gleek514 is gettin her groove back. A couple of things...

1. hope you liked it. Sadly, I dont own a trace of Glee except for my fanfiction.

2. this is only for people who watch the glee project.

So I'm putting Matheus,Marissa 3,Samuel 3,Damian 3,Cameron 3, Lindsay 3, Alex, Hannah 3, and Emily into this story as a new glee club called... wait for it... The Glee Project! Yes I know, very creative. On my profile will be some info that are necessities when it comes to this story so go to my profile and read the backstary and stuff.

3. Im obsessed w/ The Glee Project now so if Rachel and other ppl hook up w/ the glee project, its okay.

4. CONTEST:

*1 people can win each challenge...

Give me an awesome couple name for these 4 couples:

1. Damian McGintly/Rachel Berry

2. Damian McGinty/Hannah Mcialwain

3. Cameron Mitchell/Marissa von Bleicken

4. Samual Larson/ Lindsay Pearce

Wish you luck. Winners will get cyber cupcakes, a chance to give me an for sure idea (no matter how stupid) for the next chappie, and their own one shots with their own ideas!

5. please r&r. i love them like i love damian mcginty shirtless!