A/N: Second chapter finally! This chapter was kinda hard since Kyouya is …. Well how should I put this….. Not as idiotic like Tamaki. I hope you guys like it! PLZ REVIEW!

Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran HSHC or its characters…..wow disclaimers are annoying….

Kyouya's Interview

"Hello Kyouya , I am Akiko and I am … Kyouya?" Kyouya was observing his notebook very silently. It seemed he was reading something very interesting. "Umm

what's in your notebook?" "Information." He replied without looking up. "May I ask

about what?" "About you." He said calmly. Oh…..wait what? "A…About me?" "Yes." "I…I don't believe it! You can't possibly ha-" He immediately started reading aloud.

"Suzuki, Akiko, Age: 15, Hair color: light brown , Eye color: hazel , Is a commoner

student who exceeds in math and literature and takes her studies very seriously. Her favorite hobby's are reading, writing, and playing baseball on the weekends. Her favorite

food is sea food and she is currently single." He shuts his small note book with one hand

and adjusts his glasses. My eyes wide open in amazement…..and fear. N… No way….how does he know all that! Wait, isn't that another way of stalking? "Well Ms.

Suzuki it seems to me that your life is very dull." Annoyance quickly got a hold of me ,

where have I felt this before? And why does everyone here make fun of me! " Anyways, aren't you 15? Why are you interviewing me if I'm older than you ?" "That's none of

your business!" I didn't want him to have even more info about me though I'm pretty sure

his answer was in that little book of his. "Anyways can we just get back to the interview."

The sooner I get out of here the better. Kyouya sat back, folded his arms, crossed his

legs, and sighed. "Fine."

"Kyouya, who is your closest friend in the host club ?" It took him a while but he finally

answered "Tamaki Suou." "And what do you think of Tamaki?" I asked. "What do you mean?" "You know, as a person or as a friend." "Hmmm…..well he is the most idiotic

person and friend I've ever had. Seriously, when I first met him I thought he belonged in a mental institution." He adjusted his glasses. I noticed he did that a lot. "I….Is he really that bad?"

"Yes. He is annoying, bratty, and very childish." I remembered Tamaki's interview, so far

that fit the description. Wow, if he were to hear that I wonder what he would do. Brake

down, or just stay in the corner sulking forever? Suddenly a girl came in with some tea. She walked toward us very slowly with the tea cups and tea pot in her hands. It looked

like she was shaking. "E…Exuse me , w…would you like some tea?" she seemed

nervous. "Sure. Thank you." I said gratefully. Wow, this school serves tea…...corny . After she had poured me some tea she turned towards Kyouya . "A..And would you like

any K…Kyouya? " Her head was down and I noticed she was blushing. He smiled a sparkling smile. Wh…What is that, glitter? " Sure, I would love some and might I add

that you look even more beautiful today than yesterday." The cheesiest line I had ever

heard. He smiled again. It reminded me of some kind of smile a guy gives off when he's about to rape you. * sparkle, sparkle* *flowers everywhere* WTF! Where did the

flowers come from…..creepy. The girl blushed and screamed "KYAAA! KYOUYA!"

At this point her nose was bleeding. There were hearts in her eyes as she took her leave. These girls at this school are too weird. When I heard the door shut, Kyouya asked while

sipping some tea "So what's the next question?" "O..Oh right, I heard that Tamaki uses a little of the host clubs money and you are the vice president of the host club so I want

to know if that's true." I saw Kyouya tighten his grip on the tea cup. He looked pissed.

Almost like if someone beat him up ,stole his wallet, and left him in a ditch. Did I ask the wrong question? Suddenly kyouya started laughing. 0.o. Then he said with a

menacing look " He just doesn't use a little, he uses practically ALL the host clubs money. I had to start working even more to get enough money to meet his demands, and

when I get home I have to do even MORE work for my father. Do you know how much of sleep I get a day?" He stood up and raised his fist in the air angrily. At this point I

was scared of what he was going to do next. *lightning bolts everywhere* " I have 3 dahm hours of sleep a day! And Tamaki's demands keep getting even more idiotic. First, he wants a dog, then he wants a cat, then he wants a pet store, then he wants a

whole dahm circus ! Elephants and everything! DOESN'T HE KNOW IM NOT A DAHM BANK! Suddenly he grabbed the tea pot and threw it at the window.

"CRASH!" * shattering glass* Kyouya stared at the window for a long period of time while panting angrily and taking deep breaths in and out. He put his hand on his head

and glared at me. WAHHHH! Please spare me.….. wait…. I don't have to pay for the window do I? I didn't notice I was hiding behind my notebook. I slowly put it down

while Kyouya let out his last deep breath. " So may I take my leave now?" He asked

with his hand still on his head. The bell that signaled Kyouya to leave hadn't even rung

yet, but I let him go anyways. When I heard the door shut I grabbed my pen and notebook and wrote under Kyouya's name " Low blood pressure = maniac."