'Ello my lil reaper. /cries. I DONT UPLOAD YESTERDAY AND NOW YOU GET ANOTHER TINY CHAPTER. IM A TERRIBLE PERSON! I was going to include a little part at the end in L's POV but I have to go to bed now o.e My sister kidnapped the laptop last ngiht so I couldn't use it, which is why I couldn't update yesterday. I GOTS SO MANY REVIEWS LAST CHAPTERRR 33 Anywho, lets move on.

REPLIES TO REVIEWS:

Mclennarrson-1964: ITS HEREEEE! I HOPE YOU LIKE ITT!

Mangafreak666: Thats okay 8D I love those pairings tooo 3 Heres your update!

FallenBleedingAngel: SHE DID! His reaction tis included next chapter! Its a whole chappie from L's POV :3

god of all: Thank you 8DD

blondiesurferchick: Sorry for the cliffhanger XD ITS SO FUN TO TEASE! MWAHAHAHAH. I'm gladdd!

torixx3: OH, SORRY. I'LL BE QUIET! ^^ Thank youuu person who's obviously not a dinosaur~~

Now, ONWARD!

"Hello L." I smirked, listening to the gasps – yes multiple ones – that came slightly staticky through the speakers. It sounded like more than one… the only plausible explanation would be that I came in the middle of the Task Force's meeting… 71% chance. I have excellent timing in this sector, now don't I?

"Whoa, you actually got through!" Ku chuckled, deciding this conversation was more important than a pokemon battle. I feel so complimented.

"Hello. Who am I speaking with?" said the layered and synthesized voice of L Lawliet. I resisted the urge to squeal like a fangirl, though admittedly I did fist pump much to Ku's amusement. I stuck my tounge out at the white-haired reaper once before turning to the screen and answering.

"I am E. I must say, I was surprised at how easy it was to hack into your main frame." I mused, biting on my thumbnail and bringing a single knee to my chest.

"You must be a very accomplished hacker – a close… companion of mine designed it himself." L answered and my eyes lit up. I KNEW THIS ONE!

"Matt, if I am correct?" I said, grinning when I heard a sharp intake of breathe. I was on a role! I typed in a few commands, checking to make sure I had recorded this. Good.

"How are you aware of this information?" L questioned, his voice slightly harder than before. Aww, he's worried… cute…. Oh god I sound like a fangirl. Ella, resist the urge. You are pretending to be an adult, hacker, super-genius, not a thirteen-year-old with too much time on her hands.

"I know everything my deal L. Am I correct to assume the task force is there?" I asked in a bored voice, though I was anything but. I mean, really, how many people got to talk to THE L? I mean, it's like a badly-written fanfiction!

"That assumption would be correct." The sugar-loving genius replied in a tight voice. I had always been rather talented at analyzing people – if I had been a Wammy's kid it'd be my specialty, like Linda's drawing.

It's possible to figure out so many things just by looking at someone's handwriting, or the way they sit. It's so… interesting. I loved freaking people out to the point where they think I'm reading there mind. It's so funny to see them have a mini-melt down.

"Oh, well, hello Touta Matsuda, Yagami Sochiro, Shuichi Aizawa, Hirokazu Ukita, and Kanzo Mogi. I also know the true names of L and Watari, though I am aware that you don't wish me to reveal them so I will not." Everyone gasped as I said this and I clapped a hand over my mouth to muffle my laughs. They were so predictable! It took a second to calm down, and no one had said anything so I continued speaking.

"At this point I would assume, L, you think there is a…. 68% chance of me being Kira. You would be incorrect, of course, though I DO know who Kira is, seeing as I know everything. I won't tell you, though I am going to give you hints every once in a while." I finished my mini-monologue smugly. There was silence through the speaker before a babble of voices broke out. I could make out some of the words.

"Dangerous-"

"-Kira"

"Ow, Matsuda, that was my foot-"

"-can we track the signal?"

"QUIET!" I said loudly and they all were… well, quiet. I shook my head amusedly. "I will be in contact with you. Before I leave, do you have any questions for me? Don't be afraid to speak up." I said, maybe teasing them a liiiittle bit. But, come on, it was funny in a slightly morbid fashion.

There was a slight pause in the sound before the police chief spoke up. "How do we know we can trust you E?" I blinked at that, leaning in my seat. That was a surprisingly good question.

"Easily, you can't. I trust most of you – no offense on your part L, but you'd just as soon give me a piece of cake as torture me for information – but I will not be a harm to you. Actually, if you can figure out who I am, I will give you a cookie."

"A…cookie?" Matsuda asked. MATSU-CHAN!"

"Yes, Matsuda-kun, a cookie. I'm a rather talented baker." I lied easily, crossing my arms and nodding. Ku snickered – yes I was aware they couldn't see me, shut up – and shook his head at me.

"Erm… okay!" Matsuda chimed, seemingly warming up to me. He was such a trusting person.

"Okay, well L, work on your people skills, Aizawa-san, please don't torment Matsuda-kun, he's really not as stupid as you think, Mogi-san you should speak up a little more, Sochiro-san, make sure to keep stress levels down, and Ukita-san, I don't really have advice for you. Oh, and Watari, you should make sure to talk to L about his sweets addiction. Sayonara, Task Force." I said, canceling the direct feed and cackling madly.

I rolled off the chair onto the floor, laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. "That-AHAHAHA-was-AHAHAH-so-AHAH, AHAHAHA-much-AHAHAHHAHAH-FUN!" I giggled, ending up on my back. I threw an arm over my eyes to keep out the light, sighing contentedly.

I had only been here about two days, and already I had managed to contact the Task Force, infiltrate the Yagami Household, and make plans to go see some Japanese drama with my new (and only) friend in this world, sector thing, Sayu. She was such an underdeveloped character in the manga and anime, but was surprisingly fun to be around.

Tonight I had a movie to attend, and I should probably enroll myself in Sayu's middle school to avoid suspicion. The first thing I was to alter in the storyline was the death of Naomi Misora. Raye Penber had to die, so they would single out Light's family, and then I could be on the Spaceland bus in disguise, getting proof with a mini camera that Light had gotten Raye's identity. This would almost be too easy.

I really need to learn to not jinx myself.

MATSU-KUNNNN~ /fangirl moment. BUT I LUFFS HIM, HE'S SO... CUTE 8D Gahahaha. I love the little rant thing. I'm planning on havign a double update tomorrow, but if not then than soon.

Question of the chapter: Any plot twists you think would be fun to have in the story?

Song of the chapter: Naturally - Selena Gomez.

~Adra