Dear Runescape,

by Idratherbeinbritain

The cows of Runescape speak out! tired of those idiot farmers not understanding them, the cows decide to shed some light on thier daily abuse.

2. It's Not A Epidemic? NO!

Day…we're trying to find out.

I think one of the farmers finally got the message; that this isn't a flipping epidemic. So the look on his face was OOOOH! And we were like, ' yea you ************! It's not an epidemic! do you finally get that?"

Then all progress was wasted as a archer shot him. My friend said it was a very nice yew bow. I said if he shots at us I would hurt him.

So the farmer regenerated. He has that airy look on his dumb face. I pity his wife.

No progress. At all.

Till next time we regenerate, the cows of Runescape