Woo! Another pointless drabble!

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A worn black fedora was pushed down over sleek white hair as an Asian man walked through the streets of Japan.

Seriously, Horatio Takanori was in his home country but did he get to spend any time enjoying the sights or visiting relatives? No, he got to play babysitter for a man almost ten years his senior.

Ya see, the one and only Chris MacLean, host of Total Drama, had decided to disappear while all the contestants were back on the plane making their commercials.

And who was sent to look for him? A new intern who had yet to be tortured? No, they had to send their 3 year veteran who also just happened to be Japanese.

Horatio was beginning to wonder why he continued to intern for Total Drama even after his community service ended. Duncan mostly but that had been a bust since the punk had quit in the first episode and left the Asian in the employ of a sadist with no relief in sight.

He was so gonna flirt with girls and guys all over the world just to get back at Duncan.

Horatio sighed and focused back on his search. Where the Hell would Chris want to go in Japan? Well, that answer was obvious, anywhere Scott wanted to go. Horatio was sure that's why Chris had left; Scott had been talking about how he wanted an authentic kimono for weeks now.

But Shio had checked every clothing store on the main drag and doubted Scott would wander too far from the plane. Chef wouldn't care if he left them behind during takeoff.

He'd checked the surrounding cafes and restaurants too but the couple was no where to be found and Shio was starting to see red. He just wanted to go back to the plane and dangle his new throwing stars in that idiot Harold's face!

The Asian frowned as he once again passed by the giant pin ball game that had been the first challenge. He raised an eyebrow as something in his brain clicked.

Two of the three balls were back in their resting places but the last one was off to the side and slightly open. Shio rolled his eyes.

He walked toward the ball cautiously and his mystery was solved when he heard a small moan come from inside.

He pushed the ball open further and smirked at the sight before him. Scott was on his back, a soft pink kimono falling off his shoulders and barely covering anything. Chris was shirtless and straddling the blonde, kissing him as if he was parched and Scott was a refreshing oasis in the middle of a desert.

Shio cleared his throat and the couple jumped apart, startled. The Asian grinned as he noticed Chris was not happy to see him.

"Get your asses back to the plane children or I'll have to give you a time-out and no playing with each other for a month."

Horatio seriously didn't get paid enough for this job.

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Yay Horatio! I love him way too much but unfortunately for him, I also love to torture him too much. But he's the only one who can handle ScotCh's horniness so it balances out. And side note, Shio is also the only paid intern since he's been an intern for all 3 seasons.

Don't you just love how Horatio's more mature than Scott and Chris most of the time?

And isn't the thought of Scott in a kimono just the cutest thing ever?

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