Someone requested Asian Donut so here ya go =)

Warnings for phone flirtations

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"Just admit it, you can't sing…"

"Of course I can!"

"Then why quit?"

"Cuz I refuse to sing for that sadistic loser!"

"Now Duncan, Courtney may be mean but that's no reason to call her a loser."

"Ha, I think I might actually miss you Shio,"

"Yeah? Shoulda thought of that before you quit. Now I get to travel around the world without you, I hear we're going to Cancun soon, I'm gonna get so drunk and laid." Horatio grinned into the phone as he reclined on his bed. It felt great to hear Duncan's voice and be able to tease him relentlessly without the threat of a fight.

"Oh really? And who exactly is gonna lay with you?" Duncan rolled his eyes. He looked around the train station he was sitting in, waiting for a ride back to civilization and an airport so he could get back home. He didn't regret quitting, he'd won last season, why deal with idiots a third time?

"Well, as much as I wish it would be a certain punk, he left me," Horatio paused to sniff dramatically, "So I'll just have to find a drunken fairy boy."

"Oh grow up Shio! And dude, you with a girly boy? Yeah, that would never happen, you need a man."

"Then why have I been dating you?"

"You're lucky I can't punch you through a phone…" Maybe he wouldn't miss the Asian much after all.

"Aww I'm sorry Dunkie-poo, can I make it up to you for my overly rude behavior?"

"Heh and just how do you plan on doing that Horatio?" Duncan rolled his eyes, his boyfriend was such a horn dog.

"What are you wearing?" the Asian asked slyly, putting his plan into action.

"Nothing but a wicked grin," was the punk's instant reply.

"Mmm, know what I'd do to you if you were on this plane with me?"

"Take me to the cargo hold?" Duncan was suddenly glad he was alone at the station though he'd rather be in private for something like this but he wouldn't turn down Shio if he wanted some good phone sex.

"And make you bend over a pile of boxes,"

"Yeah, then what?"

"Well, I found a riding crop and you won't believe what I bought in Japan, remember that stuff we saw online?"

"You bought that!" Blue eyes widened, damn, maybe quitting wasn't worth it!

"Yep and I can't wait to use it on you Duncan,"

"Make me your bitch huh?"

"Yes and you'd like it so much, I'd make you scream Kraft," Horatio chuckled huskily and could hear Duncan swallow heavily.

"Mmhmm,"

"I'll fuck you so hard the next time I see you, you won't be able to walk for a week but I do hope you'd return the favor…" Shio purred into the phone and moved so Duncan was sure to hear his zipper getting pulled down.

"Oh I'd make you see stars babe,"

"Mmm Duncan," the Asian groaned and Duncan heard rustling like sheets against bare skin. The white-haired man had never shown interest in phone sex before.

"Shio?"

"Yeah, faster," Shio gasped out making Duncan lean forward to try and get more comfortable. His pants seemed kinda tight.

"You whacking off dude?" he tried laughing it off, not wanting to get a boner in public.

"Oh gods Duncan!" Horatio sounded like he was at his climax and that's what undid the punk. He grinned and his eyelids lowered as his imagination went crazy.

"Moan for me Shio,"

"Mmm, yeah baby,"

"Okay, I do miss you man," the punk turned to face away from an elderly couple who had just entered the station.

"Am I making you hard Kraft?" Shio's voice was like chocolate and it made Duncan melt.

"Hell yes,"

"Oh goooood, mmm Duncan,"

"Geez Shio, how can only your voice make me so stiff?"

"Hard as a rock babe?" Horatio asked breathlessly, a smirk gracing his features.

"Yeah…"

"No chance of going away unless you relieve yourself?"

"Mmm yes, keep going Shi…" Duncan let out a small groan and stood to go to the bathroom to continue this interesting conversation.

"Hmm, nah, I gotta go."

"What?" the punk almost dropped his phone in shock.

"Bye Dunk, love you!"

*click*

"Shio! You bastard!"

That should teach Duncan a lesson about leaving your lover behind.

Horatio smirked and walked out of his bunk, grinning at the image of an angry Duncan with a boner in a train station in the middle of Egypt.

Have fun Dunkie-poo…

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And Shio gets his revenge.

I think this proves that I can't write a serious lemon, I always go for the humor. But I love this so I don't care.

And no, I don't even wanna think about what Shio could have possibly bought in Japan. I'll let him keep that between him and Duncan alone.

Sorry Duncan but you deserve it for quitting the show!