A/N After becoming a fan of the movie, Osmosis Jones, I made an OC: a pet hyena for Thrax, named Almira. I decided to introduce her by telling her life story. Her picture can be found in my DeviantART gallery; I go as DarkraixCresselia there.

I own only Almira and any other characters you won't recognize. The ones you DO recognize from OJ are owned by Warner Brothers.

When we rounded a corner, there was a female estrogen cell. She was light violet with a purple dress. She was talking with several guard cells. Glancing up at Thrax, I saw he had a pervy grin on his face. He's got a plan…well, he's got something.

The cell came running to us and crashed into Thrax with a scream. "Hiii, baby." He grinned.

When the cell gasped, Thrax grabbed her shoulder, spun her around and held her against his chest with his right arm. The guard cells saw us, but didn't fire. "What are you waitin' for?" The cell snapped as Thrax lifted her off of her feet and I stood up in front, growling. "Shoot them!"

Why is it in regular conversation, I'm ignored, but when we're being threatened, I'm included?

Thrax held his glowing claw to her face and snapped, "If you follow me, she dies!" Then he turned and ran towards a window. I followed right after and jumped on his back just as his feet left the ground, and we burst through the membrane window and fell fast towards the ground. The cell girl, screaming, clung to Thrax tighter than a limpet, wrapping her arms around his chest and her legs around his waist. He opened his coat and we slowed down immensely. As we glided to the ground, the cell looked over Thrax's shoulder and at me. I grinned, showing my teeth, and giggled. Hiii, baby.

The cell shivered and looked away.

As soon as we landed on a road, with a car speeding towards us, Thrax held the cell, who we found was named Leah under his right arm, reached out and pulled the red blood cell driver out of his car and tossed him over the bridge. Suddenly, Immunity cars came rumbling past us on either side. They skidded to a stop and spun towards us.

"Put me down!" Leah screeched, thrashing around in Thrax's arm. Not listening, he threw her into the car as she screamed. "Get in!" He snapped.

I jumped in and scrambled into the passenger's seat as Thrax sat in the driver's seat. Taking hold of the steering wheel with his right hand, he shoved his burner claw into the ignition cover, making it glow orange. Soon, the car morphed into what looked like a bright orange racecar, with find and a long, pointed nose. It moved like one too: really fast. Heck, it literally left the road glowing.

As we sped through the traffic, I heard the radio announce, "All units! All units! We have a hostage situation involving the mayor's aid."

I perked my ears up at this. The mayor's aid, huh? Interesting.

Apparently Thrax was thinking the same thing. He turned back at Leah, grinning charmingly. "So, yer in cahoots with the mayor, huh baby?"

Leah wordlessly punched him in the jaw. I turned around sharply so I was gripping the side and headrest of the chair, growling savagely. Leah gasped softly as I bared my teeth, drooling slightly. "Almira, lay off." Thrax said, rubbing his sore jaw. "It'll probably just bruise. And she won't try that again," He glared out of the corner of his eye at Leah. "Will you?"

She quickly shook her head. I turned around with a huff. Thrax wiped the drool off of my lip, saying, "And don't drool." He regrabbed the wheel as he nearly crashed into another car. He swerved around and pounded the horn. "Get outta my way!" He yelled. He stuck his head out of the window and screamed, "Get the hell outta my way, road hogs!"

I stuck my head out the other window and growled loudly at the cars we were passing. I sat back, leaned back against the chair and smiled. Uvula, here we come.

Soon, we stopped by the throat. Thrax and I jumped out after seeing there were no cars. He regrabbed Leah, and we made our way to the elevator, which led up, sideways and down the uvula. As we stood in the elevator, she kept kicking around. Finally, she managed to kick me in my right leg. If you remember correctly, that was the leg that had a very very very slight almost-unnoticeable limp, but it still hurt. I yelped and collapsed on it.

Thrax grabbed Leah around the throat and shoved her against the door, holding his claw to her face. "I was patient before," He snarled. "But my patience is wearin' thin. You punch me, or kick Almira again, and I'm really gonna letcha have it! Understand?"

"Oh, yeah!" She nodded quickly. "I understand perfectly! No punchin' you, or kickin' Elmira,"

"Almira." Thrax corrected; I glared at Leah. My name's not so hard to pronounce!

"Right, Almira." Leah grinned nervously.

Still not looking amused, Thrax reheld her around the middle with his right arm and stood up straight. I got up from my sitting position, carefully standing on all fours. Soon, we arrived in the uvula. Leah started struggling again. "Lemme go!" She yelled as Thrax and I walked out and recoiled in disgust. What's with all the red fog? And what the hell is that smell? "Hey, hey, watch the hands, buddy!"

"Now, hold up," Thrax said absentmindedly, looking around curiously.

"You better put me down!"

Thrax and I walked around, looking around and trying not to inhale through our noses. "What is that nasty smell?" He asked rhetorically as Leah continued to struggle.

"Cherry," A familiar voice sounded. The cold pill, Drixenol, came out from the fog. "Wild cherry." He aimed his gun at us. "Now let her go."

Leah nearly got away, but Thrax had her by the hand. He pulled her to him and held her close to his chest, clamping his hand over her mouth. "Why?" He grinned, as he pointed his burner claw at her and she gripped his arm in her hands. "So you can ice us again?"

I chuckled, grinning evilly. Fat chance, buddy-boy.

"No!" Another familiar voice snapped. "So I can!" Suddenly, Osmosis Jones popped up in front of us, grabbed Thrax's left wrist and kneed him in the stomach. Grunting in pain, Thrax let Leah go and held his stomach with his right hand. Jones grabbed her, let Thrax's wrist go and jumped and slid back and away.

"Virus con Dios!" Thrax and I looked up in time to see Drixenol shoot twice at us. Thrax and I tried to jump away, but we were hit. I yelped as I felt sheer cold on my right hind leg. I looked back to see it was in a block of ice. At a pained groan, I looked up and saw Thrax gripping his left wrist; which was frozen stiff!

When he saw his burner claw useless, he gasped, grabbed my collar and pulled me back into the fog, away from Drixenol, who was shooting all over the place. It was a wonder we didn't get hit again.

"Come out, come out, wherever you two are." Jones called out.

Thrax and I backed up towards the window, our appendages still frozen. "I ain't got time for this." He growled. With a grunt, he spun around and swiped his frozen claw through the membrane, slicing it open. He and I smirked back at the cells victoriously as the fog blew out, making our vision clearer. Then there was a noise behind us. Thrax and I turned around, only to shield our eyes against the bright light coming from a helicopter. "This Frank PD," A voice from the helicopter yelled. "We have you surrounded. Surrender at once!"

"Give it up, Thrax!" Jones snapped. "You're busted! You and your mutt!"

"Hand over the bracelet." Drixenol added, cocking his gun.

"Y'all are makin' this too easy." Thrax chuckled, pulling out all the pollen pods he could carry in one hand from his pocket.

"Pollen?" Drix exclaimed.

"Check this out!" Thrax chuckled as I winked; he threw the pods as hard as he could towards the helicopter. They extended, and when they touched the spinning helicopter blades, they were chopped into little pieces. We could feel Frank inhaling to sneeze. I climbed onto Thrax's back as he jumped up. "Enjoy the funeral, boys!" He laughed as he stuck his feet into the pockets of his coat.

I waved my paw at the dumbfounded cells and cold pill. "Hee-hee." I giggled. Bye-bye. Thrax turned himself around, and we sailed towards the teeth. When Frank sneezed, we were blasted out of his mouth and into some sort of hospital.

"We're home free, Baby Girl!" Thrax chuckled. "It's smooth sailin' from now on."

I nodded in agreement, but heard something whizzing towards us. When I turned my head to look, to my shock, whom did I see? Osmosis Jones speeding like a bullet…right…towards us!

I barked out a warning; Thrax turned his head and glared at Jones. Before he could move, Jones crashed into us, and we all fell into liquid.

A/N I think this might be one of my longest chapters.

EVERY Thrax fangirl LOVES his, "Hiii, baby." scene. I love the quote and face he makes afterwards myself.

I wondered how Thrax could hold onto Leah and open his coat at the same time. He can stretch it vertically with his feet in the pockets, yes, but he still needs to stretch the coat horizontally. So, based on a comment in a video (I think) I saw, I had Leah hold onto him as they fell.

I added my own bits in the car chase scene; Thrax yelling at everyone to get out of his way was inspired by a pic on DeviantART called, "Thrax road rage" by acidshadows.

I gotta admit, I laugh when Leah snaps, "Hey, hey, watch the hands, buddy!" Me and my younger sister joke that, "Either his claws were hurting her, or he had his hand somewhere it shouldn't have been." XD

I love when Thrax says, "What is that nasty smell?" I guess he doesn't like cherry XD I'm not sure what Ozzy did to make Thrax let go. Watching the scene carefully, I saw Thrax put a hand on his stomach, so I had Oz knee him in the stomach.

I didn't want Almira to escape being frozen, so I had her right hind leg (the one with the very-slight-almost-unnoticeable limp) frozen as well.

My other favorite line was, "Enjoy the funeral, boys!" I also like it when he's jumping up backwards.

Well, we all know what's next :(