A/N:

I need a distraction.

[Insert disclaimer here :)]

"Well, it's official your son has gone off the deep end." exclaimed Kurt as he sat down next to his husband at the breakfast table.

Blaine sipped on his coffee as he looked over his newspaper. "What'd he do this time?"

Before he could Kurt could reply their five year old padded into kitchen wearing flip flops, board shorts, and a bright orange shirt with water wings. And on his head was his underwear. Blaine couldn't control his laughter despite the death glares he received from his husband.

"He refuses to get dressed!"

Blaine laughed pulling his son over and removing the underwear from his head.

"He's obviously dressed."

"It's his first day of school!"

"Great first impression."

"We live in New York City an-"

"He'll fit in just fine." Blaine said cutting him off and giving his son a reassuring pat on the back.

"It's 30 degrees outside!" Kurt threw his hands up in the air and left the kitchen to get ready for his day. His boys would have to make these life changing decisions on their own.

Blaine got up to serve himself another cup of coffee. Today was going to be a long day.

"Daddy…" Alex tugged at his father's sweatshirt

"Yes?" Blaine grinned at his son looking down only to see his big brown eyes full of uncertainty. He picked him up and sat him on the counter.

"Are you excited for your big day?"

Alex shook his head and took off his water wings. He threw them one by one on the ground. "I don't want to go school!"

"Why not?"

"What if no one likes me?"

"Are you kidding me? They're going to love you. You're a Hummel-Anderson!"

"Did you have lots of friends?"

"Nope, I had only a couple but they were the best. And, we're all still friends to this very day"

Alex grinned and replied "That's like a bazillion years of being friends daddy!"

Blaine laughed "I'm not that old!" he ticked his son and added "I married my best friend"

His son opened his eyes incredulously "Dad was your best friend?"

Blaine nodded solemnly and smiled "Yes, and I would have never met him if I hadn't gone to school. So," He helped his son get off the counter. "Go get ready!"