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Kurt: I'm sitting in the principles office. This is ridiculous.
Blaine: What happened? Is Alex okay?
Kurt: Our boy is fine… I'm afraid I'm the one who is in trouble...
Blaine: I knew you shouldn't have gone to the bake sale alone.
Kurt: Oh shut up. I swear I didn't start it!
Blaine: That's what they all say…
Kurt: Look, if that Jennifer woman hadn't completely dismissed my hand made macaroons claiming they were "too extravagant" for a children's bake sale, Blaine it wouldn't have gone down like.
Kurt: Besides you only like her because she flirts with you.
Blaine: Do not.
Kurt: Yes you do.
Kurt: Anyways, the reason I'm in the principles office is because… I may have… started a food fight with her "handmade" pies. If you ask me they looked like Wal-Mart…
Blaine: You started a food fight?
Kurt: Why are you so surprised? I had to defend my baking honor.
Blaine: I love you.
Kurt: I know. So, can you hurry up and get here? They want to speak to the adults responsible for us.
Blaine: Already on my way.