One night Hinata was alone. Her father had an important meeting with the heads of their clan, Neji was on a mission, and Hanabi was at a friends house. Hinata, as you can imagine, did not like being left alone in a huge mansion at night and so decided to invite some of her friends to her house for a sleepover.

After watching a movie that Sakura brought, looking at Ino's gossip magazines, and listening to Tenten's retelling of an "incident" involving Lee's spandex, all four girls settled down to go to sleep. They found that impossible, however, because they had just drunk about a gallon of Mountain Dew a little over an hour ago. Finally, Sakura sat up and said what they were all thinking.

"Hinata-chan, I'm way too hyper to sleep. Tell us a story!" she said bouncing up and down a little.

"Yeah, tell us a funny story!" chimed in Tenten.

Hinata didn't really know what to say. She never was much of a talker. "I have a better idea," Hinata said, "I'll show you guys my special photo album, as long as you promise not to tell anybody about it."

"Sure whatever," Ino shrugged.

Hinata left to get her photo album while her friends talked amongst themselves.

" I wonder why she doesn't want us to tell anyone about it?" whispered Tenten.

"It's probably just full of pictures of that idiot Naruto. I mean she does stalk him in her free time you know," shrugged Ino.

"I hope it's not. I already see enough of that baka during missions," this came from Sakura.

Finally, Hinata came back into the living room holding up a pale blue album. On the cover, written in sparkly font were the words Neji-niisan's Greatest Moments.

" Hinata don't you think it's a little strange that you have a picture album of your cousin?" Sakura questioned with a worried look on her face.

"Who cares, he's hot! I wanna see," yelled Ino reaching for the book.

"Yeah, I'm kinda curious too. Give it here," said Tenten.

"Aww Tenten has a crush on Neji-kun. That 's so cute," Ino poked Tenten annoyingly.

Tenten just rolled her eyes, " Just give us the book."

"See she's not denying it."

"Shut up Ino."

"Umm guys," said Hinata, "It- it's not really the kind of photo album you're thinking of. I'm n-not a weirdo s-so please don't get the wrong impression."

"Oh, then what are the pictures of?" said Ino

"They're his most embarrassing moments," Hinata giggled.

Immediately all three girls responded with matching grins. "Give us the book," they chimed dragging her down on the couch in between them.

She opened the book and immediately they started laughing their heads off. "What the heck is that on his face," said Ino pointing to the first picture.

" That was what he looked like when he had to get headgear a few years back," Hinata explained.

"Well we'll never know if it worked because he never smiles," said Sakura in between bursts of laughter.

"Oh, and here's one from when he was seven and got gum stuck in his hair. Hiashi had to shave one side of his head."

Tenten flipped the page and almost had a nosebleed, " Why the heck is Neji wearing a speedo? Explain Hinata!"

"Oh yeah, we invited him to the beach with us but he said he didn't have a swimsuit. So daddy took him to the store and made him try some on. This was one he did NOT end up buying, thank heavens."( what I wanna know is how she got into the Men's fitting room to take that picture)

"Umm can I just take this one Hinata?" said Tenten, pulling the speedo picture out of the plastic cover.

"Why, what do you need it for, hmmm Tenten," prodded Ino slyly. "What are you going to do with it."

I'm going to take it to Office Depot, get it blown up, frame it, and hang it on my bedroom wall, Tenten thought. "Umm, for…blackmail of course." Then she turned the page and the subject was dropped. On the next page was a picture of Neji cooking some pancakes that strangely enough, looked as though they were shaped like her head. And the only thing he was wearing were a pair of powder blue, silk (dry clean only) boxers.

"Oh that's a picture of Neji cooking his favorite Tenten shaped pancakes," said Hinata gleefully

"So they were shaped like my head!" yelled Tenten recalling an incident from several weeks ago (see my other Naruto fanfic)

"Oh look, this is my personal favorite!" said Hinata pointing. They all looked at a picture of a very grumpy looking Neji with a very bad case of sun burn. In the middle of his chest was one white spot in the shape of one of the Tenten pancakes. "This happened on our trip to the beach. Neji fell asleep in the sun while eating pancakes."

It was very dark and late at night, but Neji decided to just keep going since he was only a few miles from the leaf village. He was on his way back from completing a solo mission and just wanted to get home. He would turn in his report in the morning since the only thing he wanted to do right now was take a hot shower and go to sleep. Little did Neji know that as of now, his house was being inhabited by a binch of hyped up teenage girls…

Neji walked through the door quietly so as not to wake up his cousin who was supposedly sleeping, but as he made his way towards the living room he heard voices. He stopped to listen. It wasn't exactly eavesdropping, he was just surprised that other people were in his house and awake at this hour.

"Oh and here's one of him drooling in his sleep," that voice was his cousins. What was she talking about? he wondered.

"haha, he looks so funny," and that was Tenten. Hinata must be having a sleepover, but who was the "he" they were speaking of.

"Neji's so uptight all the time, no one would believe he could ever make faces like that," said Sakura, but all Neji registered was his name. Him, drooling? What was going on here?

He walked into the room, "What is going on here?"

Immediately, four guilty faces turned towards him. Hinata tried to hide the album behind her back but he noticed it and took it out of her hands.

"Umm, before you look through that I need something," Tenten said. She grabbed the book from his hands and flipped through it, ripping out all the shirtless pictures of him. Then she handed it back.

Neji scanned through it, his face changing colors from white to red to purple as he grew angrier and angrier. Every single embarrassing thing that had ever happened to him was recorded in this photo album. And he was surpised at how many there were to. Each had its own little caption underneath it such as: Neji-niisan sniffs his armpit after a training session, or Neji-niisan folds my father's undergarments, or Neji-niisan gets pummeled by Naruto-kun ( Kiba took this one since Hinata was passed out during that round of the chunin exams).

Neji looked up, his face full of rage and hate. He opened his mouth to say something, but a bright light flashed in his face. When his vision cleared Hinata, Ino, Sakura, and Tenten hovered over Hinata's camera looking at the newest picture.

"Oooh, that'll make a good addition Hinata-chan," grinned Ino.

Neji closed his mouth, placed the picture album on the coffee table, and went to take his shower. At least she didn't have a picture of me in that infernal swimwear Hiashi-sama insisted that I try on.

Little did he know that a week later, Tenten hung a five-foot tall version of that dreaded photo on her bedroom wall.

Tell me if you liked it. Oh and about the incident involving Lee's spandex, I have no idea what it was. If you want to see more stuff involving Tenten shaped pancakes and embarrassing Neji moments, along with other hilarious stuff, then go read my other fanfic Naruto's Guide to Prankpulling. I would draw pictures of the embarrassing Neji photos, but alas the only characters I'm currently good at drawing are Hidan and Haku.