Author's Note: Thanks to I am Blueberry and Noella50881 for reviewing the last chapter! Enjoy and I own nothing but Mallory.
Mikaela's phone woke her at four in the morning on Monday with its beep that signaled a new post on The Connection. She groaned when she glanced at the time but obediently booted up the computer and logged in. What she saw shocked her wide awake.
Burglars Have Nothing on the Dark Side
So the breaking news tonight/this morning/whatever you want to call it is that we had an attempted burglary at Aunt A's house. What they didn't expect was the (and I quote) "crazy possessed police car in the barn". DarkSide looks very pleased with himself. The traumatized burglars are in jail and Aunt A is at the station talking to the police so that leaves me in the barn with my computer posting this and leaning against a very satisfied someone.
DarkSideOfTheLaw: Dang right I'm satisfied! Their expressions were great!
JazzySide: Wish I would have been there to see it... Sounds like fun!
BadGirl: They were babbling when the real cops came to take 'em away
AutobotKaela: Go DarkSide! Nice work
BadGirl: Oooh... we've corrupted her!
AutobotKaela: Right... I'll get back to you on this one
HiddenStrength: I was upset at you for waking me up this early...until I read the post. That made it worth it!
AutobotKaela: You actually heard your phone and woke up?
CamaroScout: ROFL
BadGirl: How does that even work?
CamaroScout: *shrugs*
BadGirl: Never mind
DenMother: Decided to check this before I finally went to bed (baby's been teething). You had a much more interesting night than I did
BadGirl: Almost wish it wasn't so interesting. DarkSide is hovering.
DarkSideOfTheLaw: I could be hacking your computer
BadGirl: Ok,ok,ok! Go back to hovering and leave my computer alone!
JazzySide: I think he's got you whipped.
BadGirl: Grrr...just wait till I see you next
AutobotKaela: Uh-oh. Run Jazz, run!
DenMother: So where's our fearless leader on all this?
JazzySide: On patrol I think
FearlessLeader: No. That would be a certain trigger happy mech we all know and love. I'm just watching you all digress again and waiting for BadGirl to get frustrated and close the thread.
BadGirl: Too wired for that right now. I'll crash soon but not yet...
JazzySide: So how does a relationship between you and DarkSide work anyway?
BadGirl: VIOLATION!
JazzySide: What?
DarkSideOfTheLaw: ROFL. She actually yelled that out loud!
BadGirl: Dang right I did! Thread closed!