Traumatized Hotel Workers

I was woken up this morning by a car alarm and sirens going off in the parking lot. By the time I had gotten dressed, looked halfway presentable, had grabbed my bag, and had made it to the check out desk it had been fifteen minutes. The desk clerk was looking frazzled and traumatized by then. It took her two tries and another ten minutes to check me out. Then you know what she told me? "Have a nice day and don't ever come back." I went out the door and both the sirens and car alarm went off. I smacked the hood as I went around and l looped Gunpowder and Lead on the CD player until we stopped just now for lunch. I'm still sort of ticked. He has my cell number. Couldn't he have just called me and woke me up like a normal person instead of getting me banned from a hotel?

HiddenStrength: Camaro don't you dare try this!

AutobotKaela: It wouldn't wake him up anyway...

CamaroScout: No kidding!

HiddenStrength: Hey!

DarkSideOfTheLaw: You were supposed to be up an hour ago!

BadGirl: Was not! I said six in the morning, not five! Six!

DarkSideOfTheLaw: Five!

BulletProof: Just give it up now DarkSide. You're not gonna win

BadGirl: Dang right he isn't!

DenMother: You tell him BadGirl!

AttitudeAdjustment: If I have to repair you when you get here DarkSide because of stuff like that I won't be very pleased.

DarkSideOfTheLaw: Since when are you pleased to see me?

Silverpsycho: He's got a point AA

AttitudeAdjustment: You're just trying to get out of revenge

FearlessLeader: For my sanity please don't do that when you get here

DarkSideOfTheLaw: I do this once and look what I get!

BadGirl: Don't ever, ever, ever do it again

DarkSideOfTheLaw: Got it

JazzySide: You two have the oddest relationship ever

BadGirl: VIOLATION

JazzySide: Oops...

BadGirl: This is your one and only warning Jazz

HiddenStrength: What time are you gonna be here?

BadGirl: Around six thirtyish

HiddenStrength: Mom wants to know if you and Kaela want to come over for supper at seven

BadGirl: Love to! See you in a few hours then!

DarkSideOfTheLaw: Break over

BadGirl: Oh really?

DarkSideOfTheLaw: If you don't get out here I'll start pinging you again

BadGirl: Fine...I'm coming