0kay, sorry this Chapter took me so long to put up... and sorry it isn't quite as funny as other chapters (well to me at least...) but next chapter... Cross will be in it! i swear it'll be good! Imagine the twins... and Cross... in his room... all alone... in aprons... a closet nearby... oh god, what am i describing? xD

Plz reveiw! It'll make my day 3

Oh yea, I still don't have enough money to buy the rights to -man yet... so yea... I don't own.

"So I heard Chaoji is out of the contest…" Allen said as Tyki, Kanda, Lavi, and himself made their way to the cafeteria.

"Yup," Lavi replied with a chuckle, "Seems he ate Lenalee. I mean I knew he was a fatass, but really."

Tyki made a face, "And you exorcists call us violent."

Lavi looked over his shoulder, "What do you think Yu –chan?"

Kanda glared at him, "Che, shut up you baka usagi. It's bad enough I had to hear your big mouth as soon as I got up… Don't talk to me." Kanda touched his head and flinched slightly from it still being bruised. Getting knocked out, then spending the night on the floor can do that to you.

Lavi frowned, oblivious to Kanda's bruised head being his fault, and whined, "You're so mean Yu –chan!"

Kanda pulled out Mugen and rested it on Lavi's shoulder, "Go ahead, call me by my first name one more time."

"Don't hurt me! That's mean! Y-Yu –chan…" Lavi stammered as his bunny ears seemed to appear at the prospect of death so near.

Kanda's teeth clenched audibly and his vein in his forehead seemed to pop. You could almost visibly see his patience snap. "That's it," he said, his voice menacing, "You're a dead rabbit!"

Kanda brought Mugen up to strike right as Lavi shouted in fear and dodged by a hair. His eyes seemed to bulge out of his head as his eyes watched the blade miss him so narrowly.

"Yu –chan, ahhh!" Lavi cried as he ran around the hallway, trying to dodge Kanda's sword.

Tyki raised an eyebrow as Allen sighed, "This only happens sometimes…" he muttered.

Lavi, who was standing on his hammer as close to the ceiling as possible to try to block most of the damage from Kanda, shouted down in an exasperated voice, "Sometimes? Yu –chan tries to beat me up for no reason all the time!"

…

In The Cafeteria

…

"Excuse me!" Miranda cried as she carried a tray across the cafeteria to where Krory was sitting, almost spilling the contents and falling numerous times, "I-I'm sorry! Ahhh, s-sorry!"

After a few treacherous minutes, Miranda made it to the table, leaving only a few people muttering curses under their breaths in her path.

"Krory?" Miranda questioned as she put the tray in front of him.

Krory had his eyes closed and was muttering to himself. "You can do it… You can do it… Soba won't kill you… It's only a little scary… Do it for Eliade!"

"Krory?" Miranda questioned again, not wanting to disturb him too much since she recognized a pep talk when she saw one, though she could also tell that it was useless.

Krory opened his eyes and glanced down at his tray. Sitting on it was… the dreaded Soba. He jumped in his seat, causing it to drop backwards, himself included. He covered his face with his arm, trying to mask his horror and protect himself from the dreaded substance at the same time.

"W-W-What is that doing here?" he cried, black Krory then surfaced as Krory's blood boiled in fear, "You stupid, idiotic women! You're useless! Useless I say!"

"I-I'm sorry!" Miranda stammered as she burst out in tears, "I-I thought… I'm s-s-s-sorry!"

As Miranda ran off to go cry in a corner, or maybe drink herself to tomorrow with her clock, black Krory faded not being able to sustain himself without fresh Akuma blood.

Krory blinked, confused, and then cried as he ran after Miranda to apologize, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Don't cry! I quit! See what that "food" can do to you? Soba is the DEVIL!"

Krory bumped into Lavi and the others as he ran out of the cafeteria.

"Kro –chan?" Lavi questioned as he watched Krory running away, muttering something about soba being the devil.

"Poor Krory…" Allen said sympathetically, "He's scarred for life because of someone." Allen pointedly looked at Kanda.

Kanda just glared back, his hand resting on Mugen, "Che, you want to start something moyashi?"

Allen smiled evilly, "How many times do I have to tell you, it's Allen, Bakanda."

"Yea, Soba isn't the devil," Lavi muttered glancing back at Kanda as he pushed Allen forward for his own protection, "It's the ones who eat it…"

All of a sudden, Allen stopped. The temperature in the entrance to the cafeteria seemed to drop.

"Allen?" Lavi questioned as he looked at Allen, slightly worried.

Allen glared at him, "So, you're saying I'm a devil too? What is up with everyone and calling me a devil!"

(A/N: I can just see Allen being touchy about this subject… and since he eats anything, soba included, I would guess he would be offended by Lavi's statement.)

Tyki snickered and put his arm around Allen's shoulder, "See, boy, I told you you're more like a white devil."

"No! Allen!" shouted a stricken Lavi, his face panicked, "I didn't mean you!"

"Yea… whatever…" Allen said dejectedly as he let Tyki lead him to his seat, his body drained of all energy.

"Alleeeen!" Lavi shouted after Allen's hunched shoulders, "Alleeeen!"

"You better stop shouting the moyashi's name," Kanda sneered evilly, "Johnny might get jealous that you're stealing his part… and his… Allen."

Lavi froze as he felt many vicious glares burning into him from all around. He tried to chuckle but it wouldn't get past the sudden lump in his throat. His bunny ears popped out again, a sudden feeling of danger overwhelming him. He slowly tried to back up but his legs wouldn't move.

Tyki glared back at Kanda and Lavi, "Are you coming?" he sneered arrogantly then he turned and glanced at Allen, who was still hunched over dejectedly in his seat, the bean sprouts in front of him doing nothing to improve his mood, "And what do you mean his Allen, you're not talking about me right?"

"Uhhh," Lavi stammered as all eyes in the cafeteria seemed to be wishing for his death, "Uhhh…"

"There so… small…" Allen muttered as his eyes began to tear, "Why are they so small? Timcanpy is bigger then them!" Allen wailed.

All eyes went from Lavi to Allen, all filled with sympathy. Lavi let out a sigh of relief as he quickly and quietly made his way to sit next to Allen before everyone was back on his case.

"Allen," Jerry said comfortingly as he rested his hand on Allen's shoulder, "When this Game show is over, I'll make you the best, most grandest meal ever!" Jerry put his other hand on his chest and looked up, his eyes twinkling as he thought up what he was going to make.

"Jerry," Allen sniffled as he gave a small smile, "You mean it?"

Too Cute, everyone, even Kanda for a second before he went 'Che', thought as they watched Allen give his small, teary eyed smile.

"Of course!" Jerry huffed.