Neru and I marched out the library door with Haku and Teto following. On the way to our destination, I realized something that could compromise our little plot.
"Umm, Neru? How are we going to get them to put the outfits on?"
She opened the door to a room and let them in,"Impovise."
She walked into the room after me and locked the door. Then she quickly tackled Haku and started dragging her into a dressing room. I watched Haku struggle until Neru shut the door and locked it behind them. A lot of bangs and muffled screams came through the door.
"What are they doing in-"Teto stopped and whirled on me. She looked like she was about to murder me.
I backed away,"Now, Teto, I don't want to hurt you. Just put on this outfit and nothing will happen!"
Yeah I'm so brave cowering away from a little girl. However keep in mind that the little girl in question, recently sprouted wings and a tail.
She looked at me suspiciously as I held up a neko outfit. It was a two peice outfit that had pink and black tiger stripes and a pair of cat ears that came with it. I thought she would look hot in it. Like, capital HOT! I think I have a Lolita fetish...
She narrowed her eyes,"You expect me to wear underwear in public?"
"No!"I waved my arms frantically,"It is a Halloween costume!"
I mentally face-palmed. Hopefully she would buy it...
What she did next totally surprised me. She started jumping up and down and then ran and snatched the neko outfit out of my hands. I felt guilty lying to her, but before I could say anything she was already in the dressing room.
She came out a few minutes later and put her hands up in the air, "IT'S AWESOME!"
I looked at her and found the image very... arousing. I could feel blood trickle down my nose.
"Shit..."
Teto gasped dramatically and ran to my side,"OH MY GOD YOU'RE BLEEDING!"
Geez I didn't notice...
"It is perfectly normal, Teto," Neru said, coming out of the dressing room. She handed me a tissue. I noticed that she had another tissue and was holding it under her nose. I notices Neru was dressed as a fox and that she had dressed Haku as a bunny.
"I get it. The fox eats the bunny."
Neru looked proud of her creativity,"Exactly"
Haku started turning the shade of red that you only see on tomatoes. Teto looked confused, as usual.
"I don't get it..."Teto said quietly.
Neru shook her head at Teto's obliviousness,"You'll get it when your older."
Teto narrowed her eyes at her menacingly,"What are you talking about! I'm older than you. Thir- FIFTEEN! POINT! FIVE!"
Really?
She smiled,"Fifteen point five is not older than me at all!~"
Teto glared at Neru even harder. Neru stood there with a triumphant look on her face. Haku was watching the scene with interest.
I had to break the silence,"How old are you guys anyways?"
Haku stuttered,"T-t-twenty one...
Neru tilted her head upwards,"Sixteen."
"YOU GUYS ARE BOTH JAILBAIT!"
Teto cocked her head in a familiar gesture,"What is jailbait?"
Neru turned to glare at me,"I am not jailbait! I am a lolita!"
"What is a lolita?"
So innocent...
"Besides,"Neru put her hands on her hips, "If anything, Teto is a cougar!"
It was Teto's turn to cast a murderous look at Neru. Apparently she knew what that meant. I didn't quite get how Teto was a cougar. She was 15 right? I saw Teto pick up a plastic brick and throw it at Neru. It narrowly missed her face.
"Exactly how would Teto be a cougar? She is younger than me right?" I sat cross-legged on the ground.
Neru scoffed,"Only in human years! In chimera years she is 31!"
I stared wide eyed at Teto. She really was old! That means... she is a cradle robber?
"IGAVISCOUSGRAAAH!"Teto yelled and bolted into the hall.
I got up and ran after her. I made it into the hall just in time to see her fly up to a high window sill. A walked to where she was and looked up slightly. I heard her sniffling and it broke my heart... I couldn't take it. I jumped and hooked my arms over the sill, hanging next to Teto.
"I don't are about your age, y'know?"
Teto jumped and hid her face, but not before I saw the tears.
"It is one of those things that makes you unique, and honestly, eleven years isn't THAT big of an age gap. I know a couple who are twenty years apart! Besides, you will look 20 when your 40!" I was trying to comfort her even though I didn't get why she was upset...
Teto sighed in relief and jumped down from the windowsill. I was happy that she wasn't crying anymore.
"It's not that big of a deal," She shouted, working up a blush,"I just overreacted a little. Besides, I will stay young FOREVER!"
She smiled and looked back at me. I tried to return it, but my smile faltered.
"Yeah, but sadly I won't," I said with immense sadness.
Her eyes widened with shocked realization. I could just imagine the thoughts going through her head. I don't know why I had to mention that... She gasped and tackle hugged me. She held me tightly as if I would evaporate into thing air if she didn't.
"I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!" She cried into my shirt.
The strange thing about that is that she hasn't even known me for a day, yet she seemed to be very sensitive to what I thought or did. It seemed to me that she has fallen for me, but she doesn't know that.
I stroked her head affectionately,"Now, now, it won't happen anytime soon! Don't cry..."
I heard clapping behind me. A certain troll had finally thought to step into the hallway. Haku walked out of the prop room adjusting her clothing. She seemed very flustered... What were they doing in there?
"Very smooth, Ruko."
"Oh shut up!" I growled,"It wasn't like I meant to make her cry!"
Teto sniffled and let go of me. She put one hand on her face and the other over her heart in what I thought was a heroic gesture.
"Fear not my friends! I am fine. This is nothing compared to the-"
Neru cut her off, getting us back on our original agenda,"Teto, Remember our mission?"
"Oh crap, I forgot!" Teto exclaimed, waving her arms in the air as usual,"We need to do it before it gets dark!"
Teto dashed towards us taking my hand and dragging me along. Neru followed dragging Haku along. We went down to a garage, passing through the house safely. There was an interesting looking van in the garage. It was splattered a bunch of different colors and had only two windows. Of course Teto hopped right into the driver's seat.
I looked at her skeptically,"I think I should drive... Seeing as in human years you are 15, Neru is barely old enough to drive, and Haku... well, she seems rather jumpy right now."
Neru had basically pounced on Haku while we weren't looking.
"Nice timing."
Neru simply climbed in the back of the van.
Haku mumbled out,"I am sorry."
"I don't blame you... Now Teto, scoot over,"She glared at me for a second, then pouted, and then scooted into the middle seat.
I got in the van and put my arm around Teto,"Now you two behave back there! Teto I trust you know where we are going?"
The chimera loli was being uncharacteristically quiet.
I felt a shiver go down my spine... Weird...
"We just need to go down the pa-"
Teto stopped as if distracted by something.
"TEI-CHAN! COME WITH US TO GET ATTENTION!" Teto yelled loudly.
I saw the yandere poked her head out from under the car. Why did she always seem to come out of thin air? She was surprisingly sneaky... She didn't seen to be in Yandere mode this go around... Thank God!
"Attention? I would love to come with you Teto-chan!" She said, smiling in a way that I could only describe as creepy.
"O-ok, hop in."
I didn't have to say it twice. She jumped through my window and landed in the seat next to Teto.
"Now, which way do I go?"
Teto turned towards me and scrunched her forehead trying to remember the directions,"We turn right when we get out of the garage..."
I started the car and started driving down the path. I waited for more instructions from Teto. I tried to keep my eyes on the road, but Teto was looking very nervous. What was wrong?
There was a light ahead... Come on, Teto...
"TURN LEFT! TURN LEFT! DON'T STOP AT THE LIGHT!" Teto screamed suddenly.
She scared the crap out of me with her random screaming and being the idiot I am, put the petal to the metal as I turned. When I turned (still not slowing down) I noticed a ginormous ramp. No time to stop... I gassed the car again.
"EVERONE HOLD ON!"
I felt Teto cling on to me, but I was too busy clinging to the wheel to cling back onto her. Too bad I didn't put on my seat belt.
The car launched into the air. My knuckles went white on the wheel, as I saw nothing but sky in front of me. I vaguely recall Teto screaming and Tei laughing like a maniac behind us. A few seconds later the car landed on it's wheels with a loud crash and a screeching halt. Am I dead? I leaned back in the seat.
"THAT WAS AWESOME! can we do it again?"
"NO!" Came the answer from the back seat. I turned to see Neru and Haku, pale and trembling in the back seat. They were clinging to each other for dear life.
"I-I don't t-th-think that would b-be a good idea..."I stuttered out, rolling down my window.
Teto put her hands down and look at Tei. It alarmed me that she seemed fine and was smiling happily. Teto climbed out of the van through the sun roof.
She jumped down from the car and stretched, "Let's go guys! The entrance should be just over that fence!"
I got out of the car and walked towards the fence Teto was currently trying to climb over. I became increasingly alarmed when Teto fell. She sat there for a minute and then curled into a ball. I ran to her and pulled her into my lap. She was shivering uncontrollably. I wrapped her in my arms and snuggled the younger looking older woman.
"It's okay. You are safe now," I whispered calmly.
After a few minutes of sitting there she stopped shivering. She seems so relaxed in my arms. It makes me wonder how she feels about me. My heart sank at the thought of her not liking me the way I liked her.
Suddenly, Teto seemed to heat up to an almost feverish temperature.
"Are you okay? You feel kinda warm!" I put my hand on her forehead,"Wow! You are hot!"
"That's debatable," I heard Neru bitch behind me,"But I suppose if you are into the creepy, drill-haired, chimera thing, you have found your perfect match."
Haku walked to Neru and hugged her,"Nnneeerrrruuuu... I feel sick..."
In a way that completely surprised me, Neru led Haku to some location unknown to me. The surprise was that Neru took her hand affectionately. I saw Tei sitting in the van still. I don't think he had moved at all.
Teto sighed and lifted herself off of me. For some reason when she got up I felt kinda... empty...
"I'm s-sorry," she sounded so sad...
I grabbed her hand on instinct. She looked at me, shocked.
"Why are you sorry? You did nothing wrong."
"W-well, It's kinda my fault that we almost died..." She waved her hand in front of her face"I didn't mean to! Really! I j-just didn't want Tei to see the traffic light!"
She avoided eye contact with me and bit her lower lip in a way I found adorable.
'I would like to see her biting her lip for a different reason.'
No. Bad Ruko!
I gave her hand a gentle squeeze,"Well, I am sure you had a good reason considering it is Tei we are talking about. Just give me a heads up next time, k?"
She nodded her head. I think she had something on her mind.
"Out of curiosity... what was your reason?"
She wrinkled her forehead in thought, "I think traffic lights upset Tei somehow. I'm not quite sure, but she starts um..." She scratched her head, "She... um... does this weird thing- I'm not quite sure how to explain it. But, from what I hear, we don't want to be there when she does it."
"Ahh, same as the cucumbers!"
"Yes! exactly!" She said nodding furiously. I thought it was a good sign that we understood each other so well.
A sudden cold wind blew past and Teto shivered, "We should get this over with so that we can get inside and get warm and eat french bread!"
Teto seemed to be really cold. I saw her eye twitch as if she was mad. I took my trenchcoat off and wrapped it around her shoulders. I didn't need it. Warm blood for the win!
"There this should keep you warm."
She smiled at me with that heartwarming smile of hers,"Thanks! this is way better!"
I think I should write a poem about it! I pulled out my mini notepad that a kept in my pocket.
Your smile is like coffee to me
So warm, sweet, and addicting
It keeps me up all day and night
I want to see your smile shining bright
"NERU! HAKU! WE'RE GETTING READY TO GO!"Teto yelled, running and jumping into the car.
I sighed and walked towards the vehicle. Neru and Haku walked towards me, emerging out of some bushes. I thought of a show I watched where a girl yelled to another girl "Next time find your own bush!" The girl meant it literally, but the mental image was too funny.
Neru slid into the vehicle. Teto was patting a frozen Tei down in search of something.
"Teto, You know where she keeps it." Neru spoke up. Apparently, Teto had not noticed us because she liked to have jumped out of her skin.
Teto shook her head frantically,"I can't reach down there!"
"I can't do it either! Just use your MP3!"
"What! Do you remember what happened last time I did that! She took it and ran off... I found it three days later in a kitchen cupboard!" Teto glared at Tei. I wanted to know the back story ssooo bad, but I didn't have the chance to ask...
"Well, I guess we're going to have to leave her..."
Why don't you just call her phone?"
"Good idea."
Neru dialed Tei's number and all the sudden we heard "Spice" blaring out from under Tei's skirt... What...the...hell...
Then the phone started vibrating causing Tei to moan...
"NERU HANG UP!"
Neru closed the phone quickly, but the buzzing didn't stop,"WHY ISN'T IT
STOPPING?"
Tei kept on moaning. Poor Teto was probably scarred for life...
"NERU! DO SOMETHING!" Teto screamed, "ISN'T THERE ANOTHER WAY TO TURN IT OFF!"
Yep, scarred. Neru shook her head. Her face full of pain. Haku sped past me as soon as the moaning started again. I looked over and Teto and was alarmed to see she was reaching into Tei's skirt. She pulled out the phone and flung it away from her. She then scrambled away from Tei and fell out of the car. She pulled her knees up to her chest and rocked slightly, holding her hand out and away from her. I didn't know what to do, so I picked her up and ran to the nearest building. I ran to the bathroom not bothering to check what kind of store I had wandered into. I found the bathroom and turned on the sink, practically dumping soap onto Teto's hand.
"Teto, it's okay! Look! Soap! Water!" I lathered her hand in soap and started cleaning it for her, using slow rubbing motions.
She seemed to be calming down and was starting to run her "undamaged" hand through her bangs.
"You're so nice Ruko!" She cried, wiping her eyes with her sleeve.
STOP.
Now, I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that I am nice because, A, I love her, or B, I want to get into her pants.
Well, if you thought A, you are right and wrong. Yes, I do love her, but I would be nice to her anyways. Besides, if it wasn't for my Dere-Dere nature I wouldn't have fell so easily anyways...
If you thought B, congratulations you are a pervert! I wouldn't "act" nice just to get into someone's pants! However, I will admit the idea intrigues me. Ruko - still a virgin.
I was still washing her hand, though I noticed Teto's breathing was getting heavier and she was blushing profusely. I bent down and got right next to her face, trying to get a reaction.
"Are you okay? Moya lyubov?" I said, adding some Russian.
She nodded quickly and spluttered out a nervous answer,"Haha! we s-should go, the others are probably waiting for us!"
She laughed again and went to run out of the bathroom. However, whenever she saw what kind of merchandise the store was selling, she stopped in her tracks.
"Wow... what is this!"
I rushed to her side and cursed my luck. My plan failed!
I then caught sight of what kind of store this was and cursed my luck twice as much... Why? Why a lingerie store?
"Ummm... Halloween costumes?"
"There... are so many..." she gasped.
Teto started jumping up and down excitedly. She then ran right up to the store clerk! What else could go wrong?
"Do you have a witch costume! Wait, no, a vampire costume!" She nearly shouted in excitement.
Damn it! I need to quit thinking things like that...
"Yes, we have something right here for you!" she handed Teto a very sexy, vampire mistress costume. The clerk finally noticed me,"Oh, is that your girlfriend?"
I felt my face heat up immediately, I wondered how Teto would react to that question.
She seemed to be thinking about it. That was a good sign. I personally thought that it might be fun to have a girlfriend. Of course between me and Teto I would definitely be the domina-
"Ruko is the mother of my children!" Teto declared, pointing a finger at the ceiling.
I face palmed, but at the same time I felt warm inside," Umm...Teto, two problems with that... First, we don't have kids. Second, I would totally be the dominate one. Besides that we aren't even officially together."
The clerk started chuckling. She must see stuff like this everyday.
"So... we didn't have children by doing that sex thing?" she cocked her head to the side.
Now the clerk was silent and listening. Great.
"We didn't have sex..."I was really confused as to how she had figured that we had had sex...
"Aw man, does that mean that I can't turn into a spaceship either?"
Oh brother...
"Teto, come here..." she obediently walked over to me,"What Ted meant by spaceship was a man's genitals. The shuttle was referring to a female's genitals. So a man penetrates a woman and that is what sex is, but it doesn't have to be between a man and a woman is can be a man and a man or a woman and a woman. The point is you are a girl, so you don't have a spaceship, you have a shuttle."
I was hoping this wouldn't lead to awkward questions for me.
She smiled and nodded at me, but I knew she didn't get it
"Bah! You saw how that man put something into that woman in that video, right? What he put into that woman was what Ted was calling a spaceship!" I was losing my patience.
"OH! so the spaceship is used figuratively. I guess that kinda makes sense... wait, then how does that work with two guys?" I facepalmed again.
The clerk put a hand on each of our shoulders and steered us out the door, "Good luck to both of you!"
I was surprised she could even reach my shoulder...
"But I didn't pay for the-!"
"That's fine!" she said, her face becoming increasingly red, "It's on the house! I'll be seeing you!"
Haha I guess she finally got fed up with our babble. Maybe our discussion was a little too hardcore for her. The clerk went back into the store still looking quite flustered. Teto on the other hand, was looking ecstatic as she looked from me to her new lingerie...
"YAY! free costume!"
I sighed,"Teto, whatever you do... Do not where that where multiple people can see you. Only let some one you love romantically see you in that."
"So this is where you two were?" Neru said walking up to us. Great. I would never catch the end of this.
Teto smiled brightly at her,"Neru! guess what happened!" to excited to let her answer I continued talking, "There were costumes everywhere and I found out what sex is and then I got a free costume!"
That sounded really bad. I could tell what Neru was probably thinking.
Neru raised a perfectly waxed eyebrow and glanced at me,"That's...nice Teto, let's go the others are waiting at the front gate."
I walked up beside Neru. I had to let her know that nothing happened.
"Neru, I swear I did not do what you think I did."
"Whatever you say."
I grabbed her arm making her meet my eyes,"I'm telling you nothing happened."
She walked on,"I don't care about your love life."
We walked in silence with Teto behind us until we reached the gate. Haku and Tei were hidden out of sight.
"Where are they?" Teto asked obviously worried.
The bushes to the side of the house rustled and Tei came out with Haku right behind her. This time they were both in costumes.
"These outfits are embarrassing..." They mumbled simultaneously.
Tei's costume was much like everyone elses except she had dog ears and a fluffy tail.
"You got one too!" Teto exclaimed, running to Tei.
I reached into my pocket grabbed Teto and then put a collar around her neck,"Mine, Tei. Even if you are dressed like a dog you can't chase this cat!"
Tei had the nerve to roll her eyes at me,"Yes, yes, Ruko. We all know you want to lick her cat."
I heard Neru snicker as I started blushing. Once again Teto didn't understand what we were talking about. I was about to say something, but Haku interjected.
"Now that we are here, what do we do t-to get attention?" Haku asked, her face a bright red.
Teto apparently had a plan,"Let's make a pyrimid! You know, like cheerleaders do at football games!"
"We don't have enough people to make a pyrimid, Teto," Neru said what we were all thinking...
Teto stuck her fist in the air and staired into te distance as if she was challenging the world,"We'll find a way!"
Tei, being the evil girl she is, decided that she had a brilliant idea,"Just have Ruko turn sideways! She is long enough to support two people."
Neru snickered again,"That's what she said!"
Th-that might actually w-work,"Haku stuttered.
"What do you say Ruko?" Teto turned to me and gave me a look I couldn't resist to.
"Fine," I grumbled and got on my hands and knees.
Haku knelt down beside me. I saw Neru climb onto me and Haku, soon followed by Tei who decided to let me support her whole weight. I grunted as Teto climbed on top of the pyramid. They needed to go on a diet! I felt really uncomfortable like this because, not only was I holding three people up, but my head was right under Haku's boobs.
Teto started swaying from what I could tell and people started looking at us.
I felt Teto shift as if she was standing. Neru and Tei both started cursing, which ticked me off. They didn't have to hold three people!
A few people stopped and looked at her. I felt the weight on my back shift again as Teto started moving. This was getting REALLY uncomfortable!
"OH MY GOD WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" I heard someone scream. I think they noticed her wings...
"Wait! Don't run away! You have to pay attention to-AH!"
I felt Teto shift her wait and lose her balance. The whole pyramid fell down and I ended up on my back with my head on Haku's back. The thing that disturbed me was that I felt a pleasant pressure in between my legs.
"Mmf? MMFF! MMMFFF!" I looked down and saw Teto's face planted firmly in my crotch.
"BAH!" I scrambled to my feet quickly.
"Won't you two ever just get a room?" Tei bantered.
I really wanted to kill her. Teto was blushing apparently getting the joke. I extended my hand and helped her to her feet. I was surprised that Neru didn't say anything and simply helped Haku to her feet.
"That plan was a fail!" Teto announced, still blushing, "So... what do we do now?"
I thought about it for a second and thought of something less painful,"Maybe we should form a band and invite people to come see us using flyers?"
She looked up at me as if I had just saved her puppy from getting ran over. It was really cute.
"YES! We can make flyers and sing and play instruments and go to a GIANT concert hall and be like 'Doo doodoo dum!' and-"
"Teto, it's getting dark..." Neru said, grabbing her cellphone out of nowhere.
Neru was correct. The sun was barely visible at sunset. The sky
Tei seemed to vanish into thin air whereas Neru and Haku started walking at a leisurely pace.
Teto smiled at me kindly,"Okay Ruko let's go an- WE STILL DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR ROOM IS! Evil, evil, Ted!"
I felt my Dere-Dere side slip into control, as it so often did when sunset came around. I wrapped my arms around Teto and whispered in her ear,"Couldn't I sleep with you? It is late and I hate being alone..."
I purred for extra emphasis. My Dere-Dere side was too smooth. Haha.
"W-well, if you insist. I guess I can let you sleep in my room..." She was blushing as she bit her lower lip. I could tell she was struggling to keep control.
"Thank you..." I breathed in her ear and then stood straight up,"Besides we probably wouldn't be able to find Ted."
Hehe... I am such a tease...
"Let's go!" Teto winced, "We probably missed dinner so we'll have to make something ourselves."
Now that she mentioned it, I was kinda hungry...
When we made it back to the Utau mansion, Teto guided me to the kitchen I was in earlier. She dug through the pantry as I started the coffee. I love coffee.
After a short amount of time the coffee was ready and I poured some into my mug. I added a little French vanilla creamer and some sugar and took a sip.
"Mmmm, delicious!" I mumbled.
"no..."Teto whimpered behind me,"NO! WHO WOULD DO SUCH AN AWFUL THING!"
Teto basically went ballistic. She knocked stuff over and crawled into the pantry. After a while se came back out. I took a sip of coffee.
"Why me?" I heard Teto whine to herself.
She had collapsed face down on the floor. I wonder what happened? Well, coffee does help everything...
"Teeetooo! Have you ever had French vanilla coffee?" Maybe that would help.
She seemed to perk up and she picked herself up off the floor. She looked at my drink as if it might be poison. Then she suddenly jumped onto the table snatched my coffee and ran out of the kitchen. I forgot to warn her that it was hot...,
"OW! What is this trap!" She shouted. I had to assume that she had taken a large gulp and burnt her tongue.
I walked over to see her holding the cup away from her.
"That, my friend, is hot coffee," I said as she scowled.
"It has a very deceiving name!" She cried, looking into the cup.
She took another sip, and another. She was probably going to drink it all.
"This isn't as good as french bread, But it will have to do for now!" She took another gulp.
"Hey! Hey! Don't drink it all!"
She took another drink and held the coffee mug out to me, "Thank you, I feel much better!"
I looked to see it was half empty,"Your welcome. I think there might be some leftovers in the microwave. Ted seems to have left a note."
I picked up said note and read.
'Dear Teto,
I noticed you guys were out late so I set aside some dinner for you guys.'
I opened the oven to see two French bread pizzas. I took mine and started to happily eat it. Apparently Teto was both happy and unhappy about this development.
I ignored that and went back to eating.
"What do you want!" Teto yelled, catching me off guard. she had called someone on her phone.
Whoever she was talking to started to chuckle and say something I couldn't quite hear.
Teto started speaking in a hilarious Jersey accent, "Now listen teddy, if ya don't tell me what your up to, I'll have ta break ya freakin legs."
The voice took on a condescending tone.
Teto glared at her phone,"Just tell me what you want!"
Muffled grumbles...
"WHAT! I can't do that again, Ted! Nonononono!"
The voice on the phone seemed to be persuading.
Teto looked at the pizza and started to drool,"I hate you! but, i'll do it."
More mumbles...
"DIE!"
I jumped at the outburst and turned to see Teto glaring at her phone. She then grumpily picked up her pizza and started munching on it.
"What was that about?"
She turned towards me and sighed. She looked sad but so adorable.
"Ted gave me night shift." She mumbled, pouting.
I hugged her to cheer her up," Soo? I'll stay up with you!"
She looked up at me as if to beg me not to.
"B-but, it's not safe! The people here are worse at night, I don't want you to get hurt." She sniffled quietly.
"Well, in that case, it would be dangerous for either of us to be alone," I said running my fingers through her bangs.
"okay...but we must take the necessary precautions!"
My eyes widened," Precautions? What precautions?"
She disappeared into the hallway. I walked around the corner to see her opening a door and pulling some things out. She looked back at me holding a bat in one hand and a gun in the other.
"These are the precautions. Which one do you want?" She asked, tilting her head.
I didn't have to think about it, I took the bat,"Umm, is this really necessary? Why do we need these "weapons" when we are just doing a night watch? Everyone is asleep right?"
"Actually, a lot of the scarier utau's come out at night. When Ted says 'night-shift', he really means 'make-sure-nothing-blows-up-shift',"She said while checking the gun.
"WAIT! TEI ISN'T A SCAREH UTAU?" I shouted in panic. If Tei isn't bad then the bad ones must be pure evil.
"Calm down! They'll hear us!" She wrapped her arms around my waist and nuzzled my chest. It was sweet of her to try to calm me down, but this wasn't the right way to do it,"It's okay Ruko. with the stuff we got, we'll be totally safe."
"Oh-okay... Let's go," I said as we started to walk forward into the dark...scary...hall...
We got to go quite a ways into the house before I noticed something skittering in the shadows.
"Teto... Someones there..."I walked forward until I was a good distance from Teto. I gripped my bat tightly, ready to swing... I got closer so that I could see someone sitting there...
"HEY RUKO!" someone yelled from behind.
"AAAHHHHH!" I screamed and swung my bat. The person's head went flying down the hallway. The shadow in front of me stood up to reveal Defoko.
"Nice job, Ruko... Now I have to fetch her head."
"WHAT THE HELL!" I yelled at her.
I glared down at the girl who returned my stare with half-closed eyes. She opened her mouth to say something, but she was cut off by a loud roaring sound.
Teto gulped off to the side, "G-guys... Yorune found us."
"Y-Yorune?" I looked down the hallway that was on my left and saw someone, something, lumbering towards us with a chainsaw," HOLY SHIT! RETREAT!"
We all turned and ran down the hall. Lucky for me I have long legs and I ran around the corner to see I was the first one there. Defoko soon followed. I waited for a minute and Teto didn't come... Oh no...
"P-PEACE OFFERING!" I heard Teto scream.
Shit! Shit! Shit! I ran back to the place where we ran into Yorune. I looked down the hall to see Yorune cornering Teto and ran forward at full speed. I had the bat and I got ready to swing, but lost my grip and the bat fell to the ground. No stopping now...
"Thought you were going to escape that easily?"
"GET AWAY FROM HER!" I roared as I ta ckled Yorune (chainsaw and everything) to the ground.
Some how I ended up below Yorune. I grabbed both of it's (I didn't care boy or girl) wrist, trying to keep the chainsaw off me. Surprisingly, Yorune was very strong and I soon found a chainsaw boring into my arm. Pain seared my arm. I let instinct take over and I released one hand from the chainsaw and punched Yorune in the face. They rolled off of me and I took the chance to put "The Pinch" on Yorune and cut off the flow to it's brain. I swayed back and forth. I heard talking... Then... Everything went black...
Well... my vision went black. I could here Teto frantically yelling and someone trying to calm her down. Something was placed over my arm and I felt like I was laying in something wet... What happened? Did I pee myself? I can't remember... It feels warm... I want to sleep... I started to drift as I felt myself being lifted up off the warmth...
A bright light started to form. I guess this is the end?