Hookem checked his laptop for reviews.

"Hey guys, we actually got a few." He called. "Even a dare, if I'm reading this correctly."

Wyatt, Anti, Blake, Vanquish, Tyranny, and Shi all dropped what they were doing and ran behind the lab. All eyes were scanning the page.

"HA! TheGuyintheBackground called you a girl!" Wyatt laughed. Hookem growled.

"Humph. Cheeky bastard…" he grumbled. "Alright, first question is to me, from The5thBeatle5."

When can we expect Beating Sonic Heroes 2?

"Well…" Hookem wondered. Wyatt stepped in.

"Whenever this asshole can wrap up that lame ass drabble series." Wyatt said, jutting a thumb to Hookem. Hookem growled.

"Hey, do you want to get laid or not? I still haven't written that chapter." Hookem snarled. Wyatt was quiet after that. Hookem rolled his eyes and looked back to the laptop.

"This one's for us…" Vanquish muttered. Tyranny stepped in.

"Hey, more guns! Thanks, MoonLitWarrior159!" Tyranny exclaimed and took the guns. He carried them over to the closet and walked in.

"Put them next to the WMD!" Vanquish called.

"Got it!" Tyranny called back. A minute later he stepped out, brushing the dust off himself.

"Next." Hookem said. "It's from MoonLitWarrior159 again!"

Torture Wyatt!

"Oh hell yeah! That can be arranged!" Anti-Wyatt cackled evilly. Just then, Blaze walked in.

"Take this. It'll make Wyatt useless so he can't attack back!" she giggled maniacally and tossed them a bottle. Wyatt sweat dropped and began to back up. Everyone in the room turned and grinned, cracking their knuckles menacingly.

"Come on guys! This really isn't necessary!" Wyatt said, holding up his hands in defense. Hookem pulled out a length of rope.

"GET 'EM!" Hookem commanded…

… Five minutes later, Wyatt was tied to a chair. He was in a room with surround sound and a large flat screen TV.

"Hey, this isn't so bad!" Wyatt said. The TV flicked on, showing a non-stop marathon of Oprah Winfrey. "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Hookem chuckled and slammed the door, locking him in. "That takes care of that!"

"Hey, the next one's for all of us! From PyroManiac97!" Blake called.

Do you like Pink Floyd?

"Hell no." Tyranny said, crossing his arms.

"Meh, sometimes." Anti said.

"Only when I'm high." Hookem said. Everyone looked at him with a shocked expression, and then slowly turned back to the computer screen.

"Definitely, ROCK ON!" Shi said, putting up his devil horns.

"Same as Anti." Blake said.

"Yes, on occasion." Vanquish muttered from his shadowy corner.

Anti- How're things with Nicole?

"Well Pyro, I- hold on…" Anti-Wyatt muttered and answered his phone. "Hello?"

"You have about two minutes to get over here and get in this bed, or you're in big trouble!" Nicole said from the other end.

"Kay, see you soon." Anti said before hanging up. "Well, does that answer your question?" he asked before stepping out the door.

"AND NO THANKS TO THE BASS PLAYER OFFER!" he called from outside.

"Well then…" Hookem muttered. "The next one's from Pyro again, for Wyatt."

Wyatt- Would you like to join our band? We need a drummer.

"IF IT GETS ME OUT OF HERE, SURE!" Wyatt called form inside the room.

What band from the 80s that no one has heard of is your favorite?

"Accept, definitely. My favorite song from them is 'Balls to the wall'." Wyatt called again.

"Okay… Next is for me." Hookem said and cleared his throat.

Will you ever write a lemon starring Wyatt?

"Yeah Hookem, will you?" Wyatt called hopefully.

"Wyatt, you're still going to get laid. The only difference is whether the world gets a front row view or not." Hookem sighed irritably. "To answer your question Pyro, maybe. It just kind of depends, you know? It would be my first lemon, after all…"

"Alright, next is from Satheroth335." Blake called.

Wyatt- Have you ever played the Kingdom Hearts games?

"Sorry, I haven't!" Wyatt called.

How would you fare against the nemesis from Resident Evil 3?

"Let's find out…" Hookem chuckled evilly. He opened the door, and Wyatt zoomed out. "He's outside right now."

"ALRIGHT! LET'S GO YOU MOTHER FUCKER!" Wyatt yelled and charged outside. There was a surprised meow, a crash, and a roar, and then Wyatt came flying back into the house. He slammed into the wall and slumped to the floor.

"Obviously, he didn't fare too well!" Hookem observed.

How do you feel against going through the Resident Evil games?

Wyatt ears perked up. "Wait, WHAT?"

"Let's find out!" Vanquish snickered and tossed Wyatt through a portal to the RE universe.

"YOU SON OF A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!" Wyatt shouted angrily as he fell. The portal re-sealed itself, leaving them alone.

"Well, he's probably going to be gone for the rest of the chapter…" Hookem muttered off handedly.

"…" everyone remained quiet.

"WOOHOO!" at least, for a few seconds.

"Alright, next batch is from TheGuyintheBackground." Hookem said. "First one's for me."

How did you find fan fiction? And what was the first category you wrote about?

Hookem thought it over.

"Well, to tell the truth, I never knew about fan fiction until I did a Google search for Halo 4. There was a link to a fan written story titled Halo 4, so I clicked it. I read a few chapters, and then decided that this was the coolest shit ever. So I scrolled around the site a little and stumbled upon the Star Fox section. That's where I decided to begin. I actually had three stories before Beating Sonic Heroes that I deleted, because they sucked like hell."

Any ideas for Beating Sonic Heroes 2?

"Well, I won't give it all away. But I will say this: In BSH, I wrote that the apocalypse in 2012 was actually when the Xorda dropped the gene bombs on earth, turning animals anthropomorphic. It WILL have something to do with that, but I will not say." Hookem said.

"Next is me I suppose…" Blake sighed and stood up.

How does your jet handle in the atmosphere with the swept forward wings?

"Honestly, it sucks arse. The designers overlooked atmospheric handling when they designed it. To be fair, it was designed to fly in the vacuum. The swept forward wings were added to reduce drag, therefore reducing stress on the wings during reentry. There have been several accounts of the wings being torn off the craft on the older rear swept models, resulting in a very painful and terrifying death." Blake said and took another breath.

"That's why we always try to stay in the black when we can. And if you're wondering why we didn't crash and burn during the opening dog fight in A Shocking Discovery, ask Hookem."

"Well, it wouldn't look very cool if you guys got picked off simply because of a design flaw! It's the same principal as action movies. Why do the characters' guns have unlimited ammo? It wouldn't look cool to have to reload every thirty shots!" Hookem defended. Blake only rolled his eyes.

"Well, that's all folks! TheDecivingShadows, I'm sorry, but we're going to have to wait until Wyatt and Anti get back to do your questions. See ya next chapter!" Vanquish said. They all waved to the reader as the camera backed out of the door…