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It certainly has been a while since I had gotten the inspiration to update this fic. Writer's Block SUCKS! But better late than never, I suppose.
Chapter summary: Finder, the newly hired bookkeeper, decides to start with Inventory, and whilst doing said check, he meets Alucard and Seras. Alucard, being the crazy badass that he is, decides to mess with the masked employee…
Disclamer: I do NOT own Hellsing, Final Fantasy VI, or anything that is referenced in this story, only the plot.
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Finder, standing at the doors to the mansion's book supply (aka the library), already knew which to do first. 'All right…' he thought. 'first, I will start with an inventory of what books are available. Then, I shall move on to security systems…' Opening the massive doors, the sight he was greeted with was one he was most certainly dreading. The computers were riddled with bullet holes, the room smelled of whatever was left of ghouls, but at least the books were still in good condition, if not untouched, as evident by the thick layer of dust obscuring the titles. There was a note on the desk to the right.
Walking over to said desk, the masked character picked it up.
Finder,
Congratulations on getting the job. You probably realized by now that the ghouls' stench is not yet gone. That is because the cleaning crew have yet to reach the library. If you look to the left of the desk you will see a Personal Data Assistant. That will have to do until we can get replacements for the Computers that were 'smashed' as one of the rookie officers would put it. Next to it is a duster, which you may use for the books so you may get some knowledge as to what is available. The thick coats of dust on those things is most likely due to their lack of use. Well, best of luck to you, my good sir.
Walter C. Dornez
Obeying the letter's instructions, he did what was told. Keeping track of which books have been logged could not have been easier, though that is most likely due to the dust coating the bloody things. But because he was so busy with Inventory, he failed to notice two vamps taking a 'walk' into the book storage room. "what's this? Ah… You must be the new book keeper that Sir Integra mentioned. " The sudden voice almost made Finder drop the PDA he was using. "and I am guessing that you are Miss Seras Victoria?" Finder replied. "Yes. Oh and this is my Master." Alucard was just as crazy-looking as Finder thought he would be. All bad-asses are like that. "Alucard. It's good to finally meet face to fa—" he suddenly cut himself off, seeing as how Alucard had started a full blown make-out session with his 'Police Girl'. "Oh get a room , you two!" he stated, and went back to his work. Upon finishing, he noticed that not only were the two vamps still there, but were starting to get a bit…naughty… "What the bleep! Stop you two or I'll call Walter AND Sir Integra on the both of you!" At this, they stopped, Alucard finally getting the reaction he was aiming for, straightened himself out, as Seras did the same. Then, they were out of the room faster than one could pronounce the first syllable of a given word. 'All right where was I? Oh that's right! I finished the Inventory, on to the security systems.' This was going to be a LONG first day of work…
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I only had the inspiration for this chapter five minutes prior to it being written. Microsoft word has quite the spell check system though. Problem is, it considers most names to be spelling errors, unless you right-click the name, and then click "add to dictionary". But as for any OOC-ness, blame it on the fact that this is crack, and only a hint of seriousness every few chapters or so.
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