AN: Holy shit, it's been a while! I hope people are still interested in these things!

Wyatt dragged himself back into the house. He had an assortment of new injuries, and looked like he had gone to hell and back. Anti-Wyatt followed him in, back from his night with Nicole.

"There you two are! We have a cubic butt load of questions and dares ahead of us!" Hookem barked. The two cats groaned and slumped on the couch.

"Fine." They grumbled.

"That's the spirit!" Hookem said sarcastically. "Alright, first up…"

TheDecivingShadows- I dare Blake to fly a plane into a cliff and jump out at the last second.

Blake shrugged. "Sure, why not?"

So five minutes later, Blake was soaring through the air in his jet. He aimed at the cliff and gunned the engine to full speed. At thirty feet and closing, he pulled the eject lever. He shot out of the jet and deployed the parachute, beginning a slow glide to the ground below…

… Hookem and the crew all watched with disinterested expressions.

"Wow that was a lame dare…" Wyatt scoffed. Hookem nodded in agreement before going rigid.

"Maybe it isn't so lame…" he grinned and ran off. He came back with an armful of paintball guns.

"Now you're talking." Vanquish muttered with a smirk, cocking the gun.

"Lock and load boys… Aaaaand, FIRE!" Hookem commanded. Everyone began to unload their weapons on Blake, who could do nothing but take the hits as he came down.

"AW FUCK! BLOODY HELL! YOU BASTARDS, I'M GONNA KILL YOU WHEN I GET DOWN THERE!" Blake shouted angrily.

"Run! It's angry groundskeeper Willie!" Wyatt laughed as they ran…

… Everyone filed back into the house, laughing like crazy.

"Alright… What's next?" Hookem barely panted out, wiping a tear from his eye.

TheDecivingShadows- Halo VS COD battle!

Hookem starred wide eyed at the screen before exploding.

"Aw… DAMN, THAT'S AWESOME! THAT'S REALLY FUCKING AWESOME!" he shouted, slamming his fist down on the arm rest.

"What?" Tyranny asked

"THIS GUY WANTS US TO PIT PRICE, SOAP, AND YURI AGAINST THE MASTER CHIEF!" Hookem shouted again.

"Why are you so angry about that?"

"I'M NOT! IT'S JUST REALLY, REALLY FUCKING AWESOME! GET SUITED UP, BECAUSE WE'RE DOING THIS!" Hookem barked, standing up and heading out the door.

Tyranny looked at the rest of them. "I told you showing him Metalocalypse was a bad idea." He said before following his author…

…Hookem stood on the hill overlooking the small battlefield. On one side was Task Force 141, and on the other was just the Master Chief.

"Alright, I want a good, clean fight to the death! GO!" Hookem called. Both sides charged forward, guns blazing. Yuri was picked off before he could make it to cover. Price and Soap both moved in. Soap shot at the armored human from one side while Price flanked from behind. Price set up a sentry gun behind the Chief. It opened fire, killing him instantly.

"COD wins! Suck it, GAYLO!" Wyatt shouted…

… The group came back into the house.

"Next up!" Hookem called.

TheDecivingShadows- (open dare) one of you jump off a twenty story cliff and into a pool of piranhas.

"SHI, YOU'RE UP!" Hookem called. The leetah's ears perked.

"Say WHAT?"

"You heard me. You haven't done shit this whole story. Get your spotted ass off a cliff and into the water." Hookem barked.

"Make me."

"…" Hookem stayed quite, before reaching for a shotgun.

"ALRIGHT, I'M GOING!" Shi said and bolted out the door…

…Hookem and the gang sat in a boat in the middle of the lake, all starring up at Shi. Shi was on the edge of a very tall cliff, looking timidly at the liquid below. Wyatt began to chuckle.

"Here fishy fishy fishy!" He laughed and poured fish food into the water. It began to teem with life, and piranhas began to leap out of the water. Hookem brought up a megaphone.

"GO!" Hookem called. Shi took a deep breath and jumped. He cursed in Chinese all the way down. Everyone turned away and heard biting sounds, splashing, and yelps of pain. A minute later, Shi climbed into the boat.

"Never make me do that again…" he said, yanking a piranha off his tail and tossing it back in.

TheDecivingShadows- Hookem, do you describe yourself in your OCs, or do you make them up from scratch?

"Wyatt and Anti-Wyatt are the only OCs that possesses any likeness to me. I thought Blake up by watching Top Gun, and Vanquish and Tyranny are a hybrid of COD, Jason Bourne, and Splinter Cell." Hookem said.

He heard the door open, and turned around to see an auburn furred hedgehog with lavender highlights stride in. She wore a dark purple dress, much like Amy Rose's, and had similar quills. Her eyes were greyish-yellow, and angular in shape. On her feet were two stiletto heels, and above were many accessories.

"Oh yes, this is MoonLitWarrior159's OC, Lilia the Hedgehog!" Hookem called. Lilia waved, and an invisible audience applauded off camera.

"Thanks for letting me join, Hookem." Lilia said with a smile.

"Glad to have you here. Now you ARE aware that-"

"That in the proceeds of Hook TV, I may suffer severe bodily injury, dismemberment, illness, or emotional turmoil, and that you or the producers are in no way responsible for any harm that may come upon me during the show. Yeah yeah, I got it." Lilia said with a wave of her hand. "Now, what's going on today?"

"We have a few dares, and A LOT of questions." Hookem replied, turning back to his laptop.

TheDecievingShadows- Have Wyatt kiss Nicole and Anti-Wyatt kiss Blaze!

Nicole shrugged and pulled Wyatt over. She grabbed his by the shoulders and kissed him full on the lips. Blaze did the same with Anti. They let go finally after thirty seconds. Wyatt and Anti glared at each other.

"YOU SON OF A BITCH! YOU KISSED HER!" they shouted at the same time. They dove for each other and began rolling around on the floor.

TheDecievingShadows-Wyatt, do you find Blaze's castle rules fair?

"No, but he has no choice." Blaze answered for him.

Macabre Kaiser- Wyatt, what helped you get over the traumatic experience of you first murder? Would you do it again?

".HELL… But at least I had Blaze here by my side." Wyatt said, putting his arm around her waist and holding her close.

"And would you do it again?" Blaze purred.

"Always." Wyatt replied. Blaze kissed him and dragged him out of the house, heading to their bedroom. Wyatt grinned back at the reader and gave them thumbs up.

Macabre Kaiser- Wyatt, Anti, Vanquish, and Tyranny, go kick Nazi Zombie ass with this song playing

(.com/audio/listen/399830)

Vanquish gazed at the link with curiosity.

"Fuck it, it sounds fun!" he finally decided. "But wait, we're short a man."

"I'll do it!" Lilia said.

"You sure?"

"Hell yeah."

"Fine." Vanquish said. He, Lilia, Tyranny, and Anti all filed out the door. Hookem, Shi, and Blake all sat alone.

AN: Alright, I know I probably didn't answer everyone's question, but I'm just putting this up for now.

PS- From now on, only ONE (1) question or dare per review. Trust me, I was over loaded this time around.